12 easy ways to respect women

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Nosfereefer posted:

is even the phrase "treating someone like a human being" that meaningful? plp treat each other like poo poo all the time. hell, most people treat random dogs better than people they know. and yet "treating soeone like a dog" is negative. MAKES U THINK

does dummy need to go outside?

# ? Oct 20, 2017 02:41

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 03:23

cda: by Hand Knit

UWBW posted:

You take a human woman to an amusement park. You yourself are also human. She is excited. She is enthused. She wants to be at this place, with you, a fellow human being.
"Perceive," you say, "a haunted house. Let us partake in the enjoyment of the haunting of said abode."
"Correct thinking," she verifies.
You escort her into the premises of the amusing house. You are both amused, as humans can occasionally be.
In a dark room, in the midst of many ghost-on-string ensembles and a man damned to work at this park for all eternity, you lean close to her. She feels you move towards her, and turns her skull to face yours.
"We are humans," you whisper into her audio receivers. "Humans."
"We deserve respect," she echoes.
"We deserve to be treated like human beings."
"Yes," she agrees, her video adapters flickering slightly to take in more of the room, and make sure no one else is within audible range. "Treat me like a human being."
"Respect."
"Yes."

You treat each other like human beings. No one at the amusement park has any reason to suspect that you are not human beings. This is good.

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# ? Oct 20, 2017 03:33

cda: by Hand Knit

11 easy ways and one really loving difficult way, to respect women

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# ? Oct 20, 2017 03:35

Twenty Four

Do not put women on a pedestal. Especially if it is really tall and they can't get down. Rude!

# ? Oct 20, 2017 04:30

Ace of Baes

9 treat them like human beings

# ? Oct 20, 2017 05:35

Ace of Baes

10 treat them like human beings

# ? Oct 20, 2017 05:36

Ace of Baes

11 treat them like human beings

# ? Oct 20, 2017 05:37

Ace of Baes

12 give them armor and weapons

# ? Oct 20, 2017 05:37

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

13 ??????

# ? Oct 20, 2017 05:50

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

24 profit

# ? Oct 20, 2017 05:50

Twenty Four

Ride The Gravitron posted:

24 profit

thanks!

# ? Oct 20, 2017 10:09

FactsAreUseless

Ace of Baes posted:

12 give them armor and weapons

This pawn is honored to serve you, Arisen.

# ? Oct 20, 2017 11:19

alnilam

Ace of Baes posted:

12 give them armor and weapons

comic book artist reading this post: oooh good idea!! you mean like sexy armor right?

# ? Oct 20, 2017 12:29

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

hm, so keep them at around 20-21 degrees celsius, feed them aprox 2000kcals per 24hs and remember to give them air? its a long time since i kept humans

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# ? Oct 20, 2017 14:05

wearing a lampshade

Give her the good materia

# ? Oct 20, 2017 14:26

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I recently read in a commentary that said if you're a male and you have a problem with discerning the difference between what is and what isn't inappropriate with conversing and working with women, treat them withe the same respect you would treat Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson.

Bad:

You: "Whoa, you look smokin' in that dress!"
Her: "Good thing I got HR on speed dial..."

Better:

You: "Whoa, you looked great in the last episode of "Ballers", Mr. Johnson! You been workin' out extra hard lately?"
Her: "Uh... what?"

Best:

You: "How would you like to complete the project we've both been assigned?"
Her: "Let's start with the memo we were both sent and tackle the bullet points first."
You: "Sounds good!"

Thank you, the Rock!

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# ? Oct 20, 2017 16:09

Twenty Four

Splatmaster posted:

I recently read in a commentary that said if you're a male and you have a problem with discerning the difference between what is and what isn't inappropriate with conversing and working with women, treat them withe the same respect you would treat Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson.

Bad:

You: "Whoa, you look smokin' in that dress!"
Her: "Good thing I got HR on speed dial..."

Better:

You: "Whoa, you looked great in the last episode of "Ballers", Mr. Johnson! You been workin' out extra hard lately?"
Her: "Uh... what?"

Best:

You: "How would you like to complete the project we've both been assigned?"
Her: "Let's start with the memo we were both sent and tackle the bullet points first."
You: "Sounds good!"

Thank you, the Rock!

"Wow, you look like the buff male version of the tooth fairy!"

"You are fired."

"What? My friend said... er, ugh" *sighs*

# ? Oct 20, 2017 18:21

Farecoal: There he go

what if being reported for sexual harassment turns me on

# ? Oct 20, 2017 21:52

Farecoal: There he go

when I heard harvey weinstein got outed and that the scale and ubiquity of sexual harassment was revealed to a lot of people?

Rock. Hard.

# ? Oct 20, 2017 21:53

Macnult

#IBelieveYou

# ? Oct 20, 2017 22:56

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

But what if women don't respect me?

# ? Oct 22, 2017 04:36

Robot Made of Meat

Ride The Gravitron posted:

But what if women don't respect me?

*loosens tie*

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# ? Oct 22, 2017 05:16

Piso Mojado

13. treat them like The Borg

# ? Oct 22, 2017 10:17

Piso Mojado

lmao if you treat ppl differently based on sex and not by the skill of their ka-tana

# ? Oct 22, 2017 10:22

Ace of Baes

alnilam posted:

comic book artist reading this post: oooh good idea!! you mean like sexy armor right?

no I mean tanks and armored personnel carriers

# ? Oct 22, 2017 10:28

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

smash the patriarchy

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Oct 22, 2017 18:33

AverySpecialfriend: by Hand Knit

Piso Mojado posted:

lmao if you treat ppl differently based on sex and not by the skill of their ka-tana

women own 23% less katanas than their male counterparts in america

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# ? Oct 22, 2017 20:31

alnilam

AverySpecialfriend posted:

women own 23% less katanas than their male counterparts in america

you fool, you don't "own" a katana, the katana chooses you

# ? Oct 22, 2017 20:35

AverySpecialfriend: by Hand Knit

women's katanas have 23% more impurities than their male counterparts' katanas, in america

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# ? Oct 22, 2017 20:39

alnilam

Ren: Is that... Hanzo steel?

Kiddo (Uma Thurman): umm come on you know it's only 77% Hanzo steel

# ? Oct 22, 2017 20:57

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

UWBW posted:

You take a human woman to an amusement park. You yourself are also human. She is excited. She is enthused. She wants to be at this place, with you, a fellow human being.
"Perceive," you say, "a haunted house. Let us partake in the enjoyment of the haunting of said abode."
"Correct thinking," she verifies.
You escort her into the premises of the amusing house. You are both amused, as humans can occasionally be.
In a dark room, in the midst of many ghost-on-string ensembles and a man damned to work at this park for all eternity, you lean close to her. She feels you move towards her, and turns her skull to face yours.
"We are humans," you whisper into her audio receivers. "Humans."
"We deserve respect," she echoes.
"We deserve to be treated like human beings."
"Yes," she agrees, her video adapters flickering slightly to take in more of the room, and make sure no one else is within audible range. "Treat me like a human being."
"Respect."
"Yes."

You treat each other like human beings. No one at the amusement park has any reason to suspect that you are not human beings. This is good.

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# ? Oct 22, 2017 20:59

Manifisto

AverySpecialfriend posted:

women's katanas have 23% more impurities than their male counterparts' katanas, in america

exactly, this relentless focus on katana size is hurting us all

# ? Oct 22, 2017 21:01

alnilam

do these rules apply to cute latina females

# ? Oct 22, 2017 21:02

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

alnilam posted:

Do these rules apply to cute latina females?

I think so.

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# ? Oct 22, 2017 21:03

alnilam

alnilam posted:

do these rules apply to cute latina females

e: ref 2 classic byob thread, which was imo disrespectful 2 women, this post in and of itself was not meant to be disrespectful to women but rather it was a ref, hope this helps

# ? Oct 22, 2017 21:04

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Pro tip on respecting women: Treat them as human beings trained in the art of the samurai.

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# ? Oct 22, 2017 21:06

Manifisto

alnilam posted:

do these rules apply to cute latina females

I think maybe some additional rules are needed for appropriately and respectfully expressing appreciation for unsolicited gifts of extra tortilla chips

# ? Oct 22, 2017 21:06

Grandmother of Five: I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Women say that they want to be respected, but it is readily apparent as hypocritical if you happen to be someone who has been cursed by God to crawl on your belly and to eat dust all the days of your life, in which case women will absolutely sssshy away from you, unjustly preventing you from doing respect on them and biting their anklesss with your deathly venomous fangs.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 23:16

AverySpecialfriend: by Hand Knit

Grandmother of Five posted:

Women say that they want to be respected, but it is readily apparent as hypocritical if you happen to be someone who has been cursed by God to crawl on your belly and to eat dust all the days of your life, in which case women will absolutely sssshy away from you, unjustly preventing you from doing respect on them and biting their anklesss with your deathly venomous fangs.

lmao

# ? Oct 23, 2017 01:31

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 03:23

Zeroisanumber

UWBW posted:

You take a human woman to an amusement park. You yourself are also human. She is excited. She is enthused. She wants to be at this place, with you, a fellow human being.
"Perceive," you say, "a haunted house. Let us partake in the enjoyment of the haunting of said abode."
"Correct thinking," she verifies.
You escort her into the premises of the amusing house. You are both amused, as humans can occasionally be.
In a dark room, in the midst of many ghost-on-string ensembles and a man damned to work at this park for all eternity, you lean close to her. She feels you move towards her, and turns her skull to face yours.
"We are humans," you whisper into her audio receivers. "Humans."
"We deserve respect," she echoes.
"We deserve to be treated like human beings."
"Yes," she agrees, her video adapters flickering slightly to take in more of the room, and make sure no one else is within audible range. "Treat me like a human being."
"Respect."
"Yes."

You treat each other like human beings. No one at the amusement park has any reason to suspect that you are not human beings. This is good.

I would marry either of these people and never be bored.

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# ? Oct 23, 2017 04:14

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