So, a Really Big Dog Laid Down on my Computer Keyboard

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 19:10

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:16

Coolness Averted: oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
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I was hoping to find a photo of a big dog just kinda sprawled on a tiny desk, oh well thanks for trying

# ? Oct 19, 2017 20:29

cda: by Hand Knit

So, a Really Big Dog Laid Down on my Computer Keyboard

# ? Oct 19, 2017 22:45

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cda posted:

So, a Really Big Dog Laid Down on my Computer Keyboard

The dog was so big...

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Oct 19, 2017 22:48

cda: by Hand Knit

I'm typing on the dog

# ? Oct 19, 2017 22:49

vanisher

Ever work on a term paper and then just as you are finishing up you realize a massive dog was laying on your keyboard the whole time so none of your keystrokes actually pressed buttons?

# ? Oct 19, 2017 22:55

vanisher

Just asked my girlfriend to marry me, but she didnt even know who I was. It turns out a massive dog just conveniently laid down on top of her every time I thought we were making an emotional connection and growing our relationship.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 22:59

vanisher

Ran out of gas on the freeway. That's right, turns out I just pumped $50 worth of gas all over a huge dog that laid on top of my car at the gas station, again.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 23:01

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

I think the other end of the dog is on my keyboard. this dog is outta control

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 19, 2017 23:04

vanisher

lol this dude is trying to type on me, but doesnt realize he's typing on a dog
-Huge Dog

# ? Oct 19, 2017 23:07

Farecoal: There he go

a really big keyboard just flattened my dog!!!!

# ? Oct 19, 2017 23:09

cda: by Hand Knit

vanisher posted:

Ran out of gas on the freeway. That's right, turns out I just pumped $50 worth of gas all over a huge dog that laid on top of my car at the gas station, again.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 23:52

Dads Dip Cup

I thought it went "a needle pulling thread"

# ? Oct 19, 2017 23:58

FutonForensic

So, A Really Big Dog Played System of a Down on my Casio Keyboard

# ? Oct 20, 2017 04:26

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

So, a Really Big Dong Laid Down on my Computer Keyboard

:haw:

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Oct 20, 2017 05:16

Coolness Averted: oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Dads Dip Cup posted:

I thought it went "a needle pulling thread"

this is a good joke and I'm proud of you.

# ? Oct 20, 2017 05:19

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

I'm trying to sleep but his paw is on my bed. This is getting ridiculous

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 20, 2017 13:19

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

SOMEONE GET THIS CHIHUAHUA OFF MY iPAD!

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# ? Oct 20, 2017 14:34

cda: by Hand Knit

ran Clifford.exe and now my keyboard won't work

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# ? Oct 20, 2017 15:12

cda: by Hand Knit

I could have stopped 9/11 but a Really Big Dog was like: nuh uh.

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# ? Oct 20, 2017 15:14

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# ? Oct 20, 2017 15:15

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

When a nap is worse than a bark or bite because the report is due and you cannot access it

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# ? Oct 20, 2017 15:57

wearing a lampshade

Strange, my dog just laid a big log on my computer keyboard

# ? Oct 20, 2017 16:15

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

big dog using a garden gnome for a bong on my keyboard

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# ? Oct 20, 2017 16:48

cda: by Hand Knit

Todd Beamer: Let's roll!
Other passenger: We can't, there's a Really Big Dog laid down in front of the cockpit door.

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# ? Oct 20, 2017 17:55

cda: by Hand Knit

August 6, 1945. Witnesses report that General Korechika Anami was mere inches from pressing the button to deploy the Atom Shield when a Really Big Dog laid down in front of him.

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# ? Oct 20, 2017 17:57

cda: by Hand Knit

The first telegraph message was not actually "What hath God wrought?," it was simply the letter T, when a Really Big Dog Laid Down on the Morse Code Thingy.

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# ? Oct 20, 2017 18:01

Twenty Four

A hampster laying on my wrist and now I can't use my fitbit.

# ? Oct 20, 2017 18:29

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Keys go flying off the keyboard everywhere as the Big Dog circles around a few times and settles down

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# ? Oct 20, 2017 18:42

vanisher

When computers were first conceived, they were massive machines. The heat emitted would attract all kinds of dogs which would lay down on the delicate circuitry and cause errors. A little known fact about the phrase we use today "Working out the pugs" is that originally programmers would have to pick up the small dogs as they became lodged in old computer cases.

# ? Oct 20, 2017 19:01

Manifisto

my agent calls and before I can say anything he goes, "they loved it."

"that's great," I say. "who loved what?"

"the thing! the thing you sent last night! the abstract or outline or whatever you want to call it. they were going on and on about how brilliant and abstract and postmodern it was. they were talking joyce, cummings, house of leaves, all that poo poo."

"this was . . . who again?"

concern creeps into his voice. "don't tell me you sent it to more than one publisher," he says. "that opens a whole new can of worms. maybe you're thinking there will be some kind of bidding war. maybe you're right. we have to think this through. we need a strategy."

"that's what I hired you for," I say, to buy myself some time to figure out what he's talking about.

"okay. I'm on it. I will brainstorm some war plans and we'll meet tomorrow. my office at noon, okay?"

I press the disconnect button and close my eyes. I think, and think some more. but before long, my eyes fly open, and my gaze turns to the huge dog that has been lying on my keyboard since yesterday afternoon.

ty nesamdoom!