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Andrew Dice Clay as one of the characters? Like, you read the Odyssey and it's juicy and all but It just has more sizzle if you imagine the Dice Man just riffin' about how ugly the cyclops is and like making up nursery rhymes that are like lewd and stuff. Or, I don't know, he like shows up during Pride and Prejudice and is all like not a good dinner guest at all and he's all like ,"OH!!!" You know, it could be like Friends except Chandler's character is played by ADC who also is a staff writer for the show. "Heya Rachael, why'nt you shake that sweet can over heer, baby. OH!!!" Let us discuss, in-depth, why it is that everything would be better if Andrew "Dice" "The Dice Man" Clay was in it. Feel free to talk about other things that are better with ADC like lawn and garden care and air conditioner repair.
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*scene of the little girl's red jacket in Schindler's List showing she died in the holocaust* BADDA BING BADDA BOOM BABY
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Oct 27, 2017 01:40
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as long as you're not in them op
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Oct 27, 2017 01:50
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The opening scene of Kagemusha, he sits cross legged on the floor and takes six minutes to light a cigarette
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Oct 27, 2017 01:53
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Stark Fist posted:as long as you're not in them op Well of course not. I'm not a professional comedian or actor. I wouldn't be good at it at all. Thanks for the warning. I'll heed it.
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Oct 27, 2017 01:54
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Yeah like him instead of Sharon stone in basic instinct. His balls just blatantly dangling in the leg crossing scene.
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Oct 27, 2017 01:55
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Yeah like him instead of Sharon stone in basic instinct. His balls just blatantly dangling in the leg crossing scene. 
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Oct 27, 2017 01:58
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andrew dice clay in eraserhead trying to feed his alien baby "what is the deal with airline food?"
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Oct 27, 2017 01:59
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The Fly 1987 follows Jeff Goldblum's gruesome transformation into the Diceman.
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Oct 27, 2017 02:03
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Just replace Eddie Murphy in the Nutty Professor. Andrew Dice Clay in no less than five loving fat suits. That's right, loving five.
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Oct 27, 2017 02:04
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kind hearts and coronets except the d'ascoyne family is played by the diceman
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Oct 27, 2017 02:06
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Haverchuck posted:The Fly 1987 follows Jeff Goldblum's gruesome transformation into the Diceman. Little Miss Muffet, Had a nice tuffet, From eating those curds and whey. Along came a fly that Sat down beside that And said, "Muffet can blow me all day" OH!
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Oct 27, 2017 02:06
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What a weird schtick, you know? Mary had a little lamb... (takes a drag off of a cigarette in a weird, exaggerated way) Yo! (Everyone laughs)
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Oct 27, 2017 02:07
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little miss sunshine except the diceman is the girl going to the beauty pageant
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Oct 27, 2017 02:09
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The Diceman Prophecies starring Richard Gere
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Oct 27, 2017 02:11
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Haverchuck posted:The Diceman Prophecies starring Richard Gere pretty woman except the diceman as the prostitute with a heart of gold opposite richard gere
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Oct 27, 2017 02:12
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Percelus posted:pretty woman except the diceman as the prostitute with a heart of gold opposite richard gere Cinder-loving-rella
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Oct 27, 2017 02:16
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Just saying, Kit isn't exactly the Diceman in the movie, but she kinda is.
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Oct 27, 2017 02:17
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I.C. posted:(takes a drag off of a cigarette in a weird, exaggerated way) https://i.imgur.com/on91KGn.mp4
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Oct 27, 2017 02:19
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In Vietnam in 1970, Captain Willard (Martin Sheen) takes a perilous and increasingly hallucinatory journey upriver to find and terminate Colonel Kurtz (Andrew Dice Clay), a once-promising officer who has reportedly gone completely mad.
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Oct 27, 2017 02:19
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Aaaayyyy Ryan. Look sommma dat stuff in there it don’t react too well to bullets huh?
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Oct 27, 2017 02:19
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Erin Brokovich? Yeah I hosed 'er! Oh!
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Before the Seavers leave for a family vacation to San Francisco, they drop off their pets -- Chance (Michael J. Fox), an adventurous American bulldog; Shadow (Don Ameche), a wise golden retriever; and Sassy (Andrew Dice Clay), a cautious cat -- at a friend's ranch. But when the animals start to worry that they've been left for good, the three embark together on a treacherous and thrilling journey to find their way back home through the California wilderness.
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Oct 27, 2017 02:24
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The day the diceman cried. Five'd
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This iconic horror film follows the obsessed scientist Dr. Henry Frankenstein (Colin Clive) as he attempts to create life by assembling a creature from body parts of the deceased. Aided by his loyal misshapen assistant, Fritz (Dwight Frye), Frankenstein succeeds in animating his monster (Andrew Dice Clay), but, confused and traumatized, it escapes into the countryside and begins to wreak havoc. Frankenstein searches for the elusive being, and eventually must confront his tormented creation.
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Oct 27, 2017 02:35
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Something awful dot com internet humor forums user Haverchuck killin' it.
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Oct 27, 2017 02:36
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Haverchuck posted:The opening scene of Kagemusha, he sits cross legged on the floor and takes six minutes to light a cigarette lol that movie is really boring idk if diceman can save it
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Oct 27, 2017 02:37
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Literally A Person posted:Something awful dot com internet humor forums user Haverchuck killin' it. dude its like those old mad lib books
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Oct 27, 2017 02:39
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"I'll have what that bitch is having! OH!"
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Oct 27, 2017 02:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMb7wLrqsw
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Oct 27, 2017 02:56
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Percelus posted:pretty woman except the diceman as the prostitute with a heart of gold opposite richard gere Ayyeee George, stop tryin' ta rape me. OH!
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Oct 27, 2017 03:20
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Citizen Klayn
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Oct 27, 2017 03:21
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Hey I'd cloned 4 of me the Dice Man so I can do my standup in four places at once but we all keep trying to plow my wife BOOM
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Oct 27, 2017 03:28
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grovers museum of everything?
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Oct 27, 2017 03:51
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Misery except dice talks poo poo to Kathy Bateman the whole time.
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Oct 27, 2017 04:07
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Who or what is Andrew Dice Clay?
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Oct 27, 2017 04:51
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Who or what is Andrew Dice Clay? Children's entertainer.
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Oct 27, 2017 04:57
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he never takes off vr i know that much. i think hes addicted to immersive porn experiences
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Oct 27, 2017 05:01
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Literally A Person posted:Children's entertainer. Yeah he should do a puppet show! 
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Man had quite a career as a professional offender until those hooligans 2Live Crew stole the spotlight.
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