Wrestling Podcasts: OJ was a wrestling fan. Please don't ask how I know this stuff.

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Suplex Liberace: Jan 18, 2012

Cavaruo has told many truths and I feel this is one.

# ? Nov 25, 2017 20:32

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 08:20

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Cavuaro gets my vote for poster of the year.

# ? Nov 25, 2017 20:36

HulkaMatt: Feb 14, 2006; BIG BICEPS SHOHEI

lmao

# ? Nov 25, 2017 21:18

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

I'm this close to tweeting at Satin and asking him why he tried to steal Milky Ways.

# ? Nov 25, 2017 21:39

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Malcolm Excellent posted:

I feel like this might not be true.

But what it tells us about Satins is very true, and isn't that the real truth?

# ? Nov 25, 2017 21:47

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

MassRafTer posted:

I'm this close to tweeting at Satin and asking him why he tried to steal Milky Ways.

Do The Right Thing

# ? Nov 25, 2017 21:48

Max Coveri: Dec 23, 2015; by Athanatos

Cavauro posted:

I saw Ryan Satin at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

The classic. :allears:

# ? Nov 25, 2017 21:48

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/934525482204147712

# ? Nov 25, 2017 22:29

hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

Smoking Crow posted:

I want a peek into that alternate timeline just to see him call into a national sports talk radio show to explain his baseball hall of fame ballot

It would take him a solid 45 minutes

Dave would still be in the higher echelon of tolerable baseball journalists.

# ? Nov 25, 2017 23:28

Gold Sexy Body: Nov 17, 2017; Can't post for 5 years!

Dave Meltzer owns and I support his one man guerrilla war against all of wrestling twitter.

# ? Nov 25, 2017 23:30

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

rovert posted:

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/934525482204147712

Paisley is going to show Jeff Jarrett how to draw

# ? Nov 25, 2017 23:30

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

drat, at that angle she looks just like her daddy

# ? Nov 25, 2017 23:36

UltimoDragonQuest: Oct 5, 2011

Fauxhawk Express posted:

Dave would still be in the higher echelon of tolerable baseball journalists.

He would vote against Bonds etc. for HOF. Hypothetical Baseball Reporter Dave is bad.

# ? Nov 25, 2017 23:40

OctoberCountry: Oct 9, 2012

Randaconda posted:

drat, at that angle she looks just like her daddy

A bit taller though

# ? Nov 25, 2017 23:50

SatoshiMiwa: May 6, 2007

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

He would vote against Bonds etc. for HOF. Hypothetical Baseball Reporter Dave is bad.

If Dave cared about Steroids as a HOF criteria the Observer HOF would be barren

# ? Nov 25, 2017 23:51

Super No Vacancy: Jul 26, 2012

baseball is bad

# ? Nov 26, 2017 00:06

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Super No Vacancy posted:

baseball is bad

Its been bad since 1979 was almost good in the early 90s then got ungodly awful until 2013 where it was cool before turning to ungodly awful again by 2016.

# ? Nov 26, 2017 00:28

DeNomolos: Jan 10, 2013; mild mannered meatspin historian

i feel like i never paid attention to satin the second i heard he was the TMZ guy who's site is even more useless than uproxx. Is there any big moments of him being an idiot, other than stealing milky ways and cav's heart?

# ? Nov 26, 2017 00:29

hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

achillesforever6 posted:

Its been bad since 1979 was almost good in the early 90s then got ungodly awful until 2013 where it was cool before turning to ungodly awful again by 2016.

oh cool you're a Pirates fan too

# ? Nov 26, 2017 00:41

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

OctoberCountry posted:

A bit taller though

ZING~!

# ? Nov 26, 2017 00:45

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Fauxhawk Express posted:

oh cool you're a Pirates fan too

I think the reason WWE's bullshit doesn't really bug me is mainly I've used up all my burning hatred on how the Pirates have been wasted over the years because of Bob Nutting's cheapness.

# ? Nov 26, 2017 00:51

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Jerusalem posted:

Thanks!

On a different tangent, it looks like Steve Austin has recently done a rewatch/commentary on IYH: Canadian Stampede, which if nothing else has reminded me to rewatch that amazing main event and see the crowd just going absolutely apeshit for the Hart Foundation

this is my all time favourite match for the same reason :canada:

I was hoping for a live play by play commentary though, way to get my hopes up.

# ? Nov 26, 2017 00:51

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

achillesforever6 posted:

Its been bad since 1979 was almost good in the early 90s then got ungodly awful until 2013 where it was cool before turning to ungodly awful again by 2016.

Your city gave us Mark Madden

# ? Nov 26, 2017 00:56

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Why is Bryan Alvarez starting to sound like he knows more than Meltzer recently about most things. wtf is happening. I just listened to a few of their more recent shows over the last few days and Meltzer just kind of curtails to Bryan on a bunch of subjects when his weird opinions are shot down

# ? Nov 26, 2017 05:26

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

JR had a good interview with Batista that was rather needlessly split across 2 weeks, but on the second he also did about 40 minutes with Jerry Lawler and it's probably the best show he's ever done. It feel completely spontaneous and natural and the two have (no surprise) great chemistry together - the bit where they talk about going to the KFC Buffet is really cool, plus he confirms what we all knew about Vince McMahon feeding Michael Cole the "anal bleeding" line.

# ? Nov 26, 2017 08:43

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Dave Meltzer: Global warming is actually good.

Well, actually it is bad.

# ? Nov 26, 2017 18:52

SatoshiMiwa: May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/934865202192924672

Legit hyped

# ? Nov 26, 2017 20:24

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

MassRafTer posted:

Dave Meltzer: Global warming is actually good.

Well, actually it is bad.

It's good at getting heat.

# ? Nov 26, 2017 20:29

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/934875839019204608

Big Daddy's year

# ? Nov 26, 2017 21:15

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

That match in Japan really turned his career around

# ? Nov 26, 2017 21:17

TomWaitsForNoMan: May 28, 2003; By Any Means Necessary

Tato posted:

oWo

What's this?

# ? Nov 26, 2017 22:24

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

MassRafTer posted:

Dave Meltzer: Global warming is actually good.

Well, actually it is bad.

Dave knowing what Rick and Morty is kinda hosed with my head.

# ? Nov 26, 2017 22:26

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

https://twitter.com/GreatBrianLast/status/934814915306672128

quote:

The Superpodcast Roundtable is back with a look at Japan with Dave Meltzer, Kurt Brown & Jeff Bowdren! The story of 1980�s Japanese wrestling is told around the tales of Dave�s trips to Japan with Jeff in 1987 and Kurt in 1990. We hear about Rikidozan, the popularity of All Japan Women, the impact of Akira Maeda, Mrs. Baba�s anger, the night Mitsuharu Misawa beat Jumbo Tsuruta, the introduction of true Lucha Libre to Japan, Bruiser Brody, how the junior heavyweights changed wrestling & more! This is one of the most informative and fun segments in show history!

# ? Nov 27, 2017 00:00

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

VJeff posted:

It's good at getting heat.

I appreciated this.

# ? Nov 27, 2017 00:57

SatoshiMiwa: May 6, 2007

rovert posted:

https://twitter.com/GreatBrianLast/status/934814915306672128

Pro listen just to hear the story of Dave hearing the Von Erich's in Tokyo

# ? Nov 27, 2017 05:43

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

The only Meltzer news I care about right now is when the Best of 2017 is out.

# ? Nov 27, 2017 06:19

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Feels Villeneuve posted:

The only Meltzer news I care about right now is when the Best of 2017 is out.

And will it be edited better than last year's 47 hour long compilation that I'm positive was somehow longer than if you just took each of the segments that made it up and listened to them back to back.

# ? Nov 27, 2017 06:51

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

rovert posted:

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/934875839019204608

Big Daddy's year

I believe in you CIMA.

# ? Nov 27, 2017 09:50

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

And will it be edited better than last year's 47 hour long compilation that I'm positive was somehow longer than if you just took each of the segments that made it up and listened to them back to back.

Hey man don�t rip what that cumulative 2 hours of the fast forward sound added to the compilation

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