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Narrator: He was a serial killer at the top of his game.

(brief shot of murderer slitting a throat)

Narrator: He was just a fan of murder.

Well-known Black Comedian: I just love killing! In the textbook sense! (extremely exaggerated ghetto accent) Y'awwll!

Narrator: He has no motive.

Murderer: I just love blood! Also I'm kinda low-key racist but not so much that I can't still learn a Valuable Lesson!

Narrator: ...And he has no clue!

WBC: (fumbling with a knife) Oh, you don't hold the sharp end?

Narrator: But now, these two unlikely partners have to team up...

Murderer: I hate you!

WBC: But I love your work! You just gotta let me help you!

Narrator: ...to pull off the greatest killing spree in American history.

Murderer: It puts the lotion on the skin, or else...

WBC: What kinda lotion is that? Just plain ol' Cetaphil? Brotha, can't you get some lavender sh** in here or somethin'?

(murderer rolls his eyes)

Narrator: This holiday season, heads are gonna roll...

WBC: Oh man, you actually cut them off? Like for real? That's so cool! Y'awwll!

Narrator: And killer laughs are in store...

(there is an ambiguous squelching sound, murderer screams in rage and WBC screams comically in horror, but the shot gives little else away)

Narrator: Murderfan. Rated R.