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naem
May 29, 2011

I like the claw mouths

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Captain Hygiene posted:

Man I dunno, I thought I'd be fine accepting scorpions as Honorary Crabs but then they go ahead and do stuff like this that makes them look like they just crawled out of hell itself

It's just using its chelicerae to clean its pedipalps man let it be

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Mak0rz posted:

It's just using its chelicerae to clean its pedipalps man let it be

Well when you put it that way

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


I said it once I'll say it again

Pentaro posted:

All Claws Are Beautiful.
:colbert:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Crab was framed! Justice for Crab!!!
https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1263560494734020609

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Crab knows what it did

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



You pay the price when you break the claw

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I finally caved and unbanned my account because I missed this thread too much :crab:

here is a tiny creb on a jellyfish to celebrate

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Welcome back my benthic friend

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Yeeclaw! :yeeclaw:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





:yeeclaw:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_n5FFPrZuI

:yeeclaw:

Stoner Sloth
Apr 2, 2019

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

scorpions are not to be trusted because you can't misspell their name in a funny way

spocrion

see? it's poo poo

scarps

scrops

scampions

e: also

scorpions->scrompions->scromps->cromps->crobs->crabs

Stoner Sloth fucked around with this message at 08:14 on May 24, 2020

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?
https://twitter.com/StrangeAnimaIs/status/1264268410751500290

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
The Creb formerly known as Crab.

With hits like...
I Wanna be your Snip-Snop
When Crebs cry
Nothing Compares 2 Rangoon
Little Red Crebette


e: I Would Boil 4 U

OgNar fucked around with this message at 09:21 on May 24, 2020

naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/Mz111JB.gifv

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



cool creb

https://twitter.com/yoshi_maezumi/status/1264540823615672320?s=19

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Crabs are the second most common household pet, and will likely soon overtake dogs in popularity

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

Captain Hygiene posted:

Crabs are the second most common household pet, and will likely soon overtake dogs in popularity

you can tell yourself this all you want but eventually the itching is going to drive you crazy and you'll need to buy the special shampoo to get ride of em.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Blackchamber posted:

you can tell yourself this all you want but eventually the itching is going to drive you crazy and you'll need to buy the special shampoo to get ride of em.

When I was a dumb naive kid I went on vacation with my folks and spent a day fishing crabs out of a river for a nice cookout, then after we went home I excitedly told everyone we had fun catching crabs, lol :crab:

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

given your username i couldnt resist.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://ve.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pwvzj0e8Dk1y7hwkl.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




My mind refuses to accept this as water rather than air, and I am 100% on board

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


:hmmyes:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Here's a good life hack

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I wish to have a giant fish tank full of these buddies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_vEiQWoi3o

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

*b-52's voice* squat lobster

(guitar jam)

SQUAT LOBSTER

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPfIccLx08c

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

SniperWoreConverse posted:

I wish to have a giant fish tank full of these buddies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_vEiQWoi3o

Someone has already become their master:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

MrYenko posted:

Someone has already become their master:

Someone silenced the crabs. Unacceptable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIfvcWCZZ7w

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
Silence of the Crabs?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:aaaaa:

The text looked a bit odd so I thought it was probably a fake, but no....sadly $79.99 is a bit outside my price range.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Captain Hygiene posted:

:aaaaa:

The text looked a bit odd so I thought it was probably a fake, but no....sadly $79.99 is a bit outside my price range.

Check used bookstores, abebooks, and eBay, it looks like the sort of thing you can pick up for less than a buck.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Yup there's "book scalper" bots on amazon, that just flood listings with ridiculous prices; they only bubble to the top when none of the legit used booksellers have a copy of something in stock. I suspect many of the scalpers have no books in stock at all, they just know they can acquire a copy for a tiny fraction of their list price, and occasionally they get a sale because someone needs that book, price be damned. If you list a million books, you'll probably get a few dozens of sales a week or something, enough to support the business model.

tl;dr, those prices aren't really the going price for any given book, just treat it as "none available right now."

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Only $4.99 for the Kindle edition

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



OgNar posted:

Only $4.99 for the Kindle edition



:lmao: Really tempting, but displaying a Kindle on the shelf is trickier.

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Oct 15, 2012

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Captain Hygiene posted:

:aaaaa:

The text looked a bit odd so I thought it was probably a fake, but no....sadly $79.99 is a bit outside my price range.

They would get cancer.

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