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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://i.imgur.com/vWtK038.mp4

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



his crab friends will never believe him

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Well now I feel silly about the crab action figures

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CncIcltBAzZ/?igshid=Zjc2ZTc4Nzk=

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rosddkh0an1xudtni.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/crabspromenade/status/1616827994710118400

That first crab's definitely on its way back to the fridge for more olive at 2:12am

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ4k5N4Sq6s

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


quote:

Photograph by @ (Beverly Richards Schulz ).
Sally Lightfoot Crab - Galapagos Islands.
While touring the Galapagos, we saw many of these beautiful crabs, but once I realized they sprayed out salt water, that was the shot I was after! Many crabs later, this one obliged.

ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Jan 23, 2023

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Is this thread a safe place to talk about our kabourophilia

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



bird with big dick posted:

Is this thread a safe place to talk about our kabourophilia

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
You gotta NWS that stuff, dawg. Way, way too sensual for casual browsing.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



https://www.bigbadtoystore.com/Product/VariationDetails/231372

Cube crab



(I have two already, one in orange and one in green, they’re great)

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
:drat: that backorder tho

Tempted to troll AliExpress or Temu for it, probably a bit too fancy for that though

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

:drat: that backorder tho

Tempted to troll AliExpress or Temu for it, probably a bit too fancy for that though

I got you fam

US $41.99 | BeastBox Deformation Robots Transformation Animal Toy Cube Model Ironclaw Red Crab Action Figure Jugetes For Gifts
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mOftE8q

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/Crinoidea_hk/status/1617629260939956224

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde


Looks like a pancake

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
Don't mistake them for an actual pancake, they're toxic and they don't absorb syrup

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Powerful Katrinka posted:

Don't mistake them for an actual pancake, they're toxic and they don't absorb syrup

Man, maybe I don't want to be a crab after all

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

quote:

integerrimus (Latin)
Adjective
integerrimus (positive integer) first/second declension

1. completest, most or very whole or intact

I looked up the book it was first described in to try and understand what makes this the completest crab.
https://www.biodiversitylibrary.org/page/12886879#page/279/mode/1up


In French: Very Whole Crab

In Latin(Google Translate): Smooth shell with the most complete sides, dumb feet with the fingers of the brown helmet

I guess Lamarck judged crabs by their tip-tops, and this crab's tip-top is so powerful it overhangs their dumb feet and fingers of the brown helmet.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Xenomrph posted:

I got you fam

US $41.99 | BeastBox Deformation Robots Transformation Animal Toy Cube Model Ironclaw Red Crab Action Figure Jugetes For Gifts
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mOftE8q

You know I’m all about them jugetes dawg.
Jugetes? We get tes

E: look at this badass: US $44.54 5% Off | New Crab Tank Fantasy Resin GK White Model Kit Unassembled Steampunk Crab Artillery Mini Modeling Assembly DIY Toy Hobby Tools
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mr3hIPG

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Jan 24, 2023

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Captain Hygiene posted:

Man, maybe I don't want to be a crab after all

You do get to kill the people that eat you though

Or at least make them violently ill

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Squatch Ambassador posted:

I looked up the book it was first described in to try and understand what makes this the completest crab.
https://www.biodiversitylibrary.org/page/12886879#page/279/mode/1up


In French: Very Whole Crab

In Latin(Google Translate): Smooth shell with the most complete sides, dumb feet with the fingers of the brown helmet

I guess Lamarck judged crabs by their tip-tops, and this crab's tip-top is so powerful it overhangs their dumb feet and fingers of the brown helmet.

p sure he means "dull" feet not "this trash crab dumb af"

in those old days they didn't understand how to properly describe crabs

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtube.com/shorts/u1j8OnhncvE?feature=share

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SYrvedL2PI


:ninja: spy crab :ninja:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/MiriamGoldste/status/1617721103732080640?t=j-UYsNTdeX4eqqDQsSkCpQ&s=19

I want a crab badge

A cradge

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I kind of like crabadge

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


naem
May 29, 2011



crabbage

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

woah now that's a crab

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I Can't Believe It's A Crab!®

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
It was a 2 eyed, 2 clawed scuttling purple snipper snopper.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/ebikaniaquarium/status/1618794716681867264?t=jCvnY8Hmg-TiQ_htenA_0g&s=19

What this crab is doing is illegal in Germany

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
slander, a crab would never be a fascist :colbert:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Crabs are clawmunists by their very nature

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i need a mid sized purple crab to be my friend and guide.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007


it's just trying to hail a cab so it can get this prawn home to its family

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
Hail a crab

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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