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Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
Awwww yiss now when I see two unread posts there's actually going to be two new burgposts to gaze at.

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Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

Hippie Hedgehog posted:

Would I be correct in saying those patties would be on the well-done side?

Does anyone but me prefer a "medium well" burger? Especially when not doing the bacon-eggs-ham-mozarella-double-cheese schtick. Would love to see pictures of perfectly pink burgers cut open down the middle. This is a food porn thread after all, isn't it?


Wait ... in toaster, after putting mayo on them? Does that work out OK for the toaster?

3 minutes is pretty well done for a smashburg, yea. Typically smashburgers are like a minute and a half one side and maybe 30 seconds on the other in a super hot pan and you're done.

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
I see you are a pro tier whataburger since you are ordering yours on the texas toast!!

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
Higher heat, and or better scraping implements. If you let it cook long enough to release on it's own it'll be too much, usually a good smash requires a sharp edged spatula or bench scraper to properly flip.

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
I have that same one, it owns really hard. (It is quite large if you're using an 8" pan but is perfection on big pans or griddles)

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
I had the best god damned baconator for lunch today after posting that, god drat. Sometimes Wendy's really goes above and beyond burg wise.

Ranter posted:

Thank you I definitely need a better tool so I ordered that same one.

edit: poo poo just read the part about it being large and difficult in a pan. I'm using a 12" lodge skillet, trying to do 2 patties at a time. I might look at getting a griddle.

You'll have more than enough room in a 12" pan. My cast iron is an 8" which is where it's really tough to maneuver, since the spatula itself is like 5"*6"

The pizza steel does make for the best burging though:
(old pic that I'm pretty sure went in the last thread, but I don't care because this thread is new!!!!!)

Gwaihir fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Jan 26, 2018

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

Casu Marzu posted:

A good burg cheese like American or Swiss or Provolone or Brick should melt just fine sliced.

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
It's burg night friends.

Assemble your implements of burgstruction:



smash vigorously





Topped with a single slice of cheese, shake shack style sauce, and a couple of pickles. With the little two ounce patties, even two normal slices of cheese is too much.

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Although I think standard smashburg protocol requires you to put the plain burg on top of the one with cheese so it's sandwiched between the two patties and gets even meltier

Yea that was a mistake, but once you place the cheese in one spot there's not really any going back heh.


I made a second one a few hours later (I skipped lunch, ok...) and did it double double style mustard grilled w/ 2 slices of cheese. Two was a bit overboard really, at least for me.

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
No cheese can be fine, just gotta rely on a great meat blend!

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
Why would you need a tortilla press when you have one of these spatulas??????

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Sir, there appears to be a pupper in that picture of yours, and I do believe this thread deserves a more complete image of that good boy. :colbert:

That was a friend's dog that I was watching while he was out of town, sadly I don't think I have any other pics with him in it!

I do have these though:
(oh dear god my kitchen's floor is loving atrocious in real light kill me now)

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
Would eat the gently caress outta that burger. I wish that's a chain that had spots where I am.

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
I've never had good fries at five guys and don't think you can ever really have good fries with the "Cut fresh potatos dump straight in to oil" method that they use.

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

ChaseSP posted:

The problem with In n out is their fries massively drop in quality the longer you wait.

Yea, that's the problem with any single fried fry.

e: I don't remember if I posted this pic here before but it has both dogge and fry content so

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
Can't have one without the other, good Burg demands good fries

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

His Divine Shadow posted:

I've always done it that way, I let it sit maybe 30 seconds to a minute before I flip and smash it out.

That's so weird haha

For real though, it's Not Great to wait to smash that long- A minute is pretty much the whole time it should take a smashburger to cook in the first place, and you lose a ton more moisture by waiting. The goal is dropping them, smashing immediately, then not touching for a minute before scraping up and flipping to top w/ cheese and cook for another 30 seconds or so.

That steel/grill setup looks really fuckin good.

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
You really want it to stick hard and fast right away since that's what gets you the best crust imo.

Yea, you definitely need a good spatula or bench scraper to flip, but that's why smash burgers are so good!

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
:stare:

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

Gatts posted:

What mix of beef do you use for your smashburgers? I've tried with regular ground beef, and I can't get it right. It ends up like a regular patty.

I don't use anything special, just 80/20 whatever from Publix. There important thing for me was measuring my little balls of meat pre smashing because I am awful at doing 2oz or 3oz patties by hand. Measuring them to 2 oz and then a proper smash and you'll get results no matter the blend.

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
If you're going :effort: on fries, the par boil w/ vinegar step seems the most extremely key part to me, over the double fry. If you par boil then even a single fry comes out fantastic, and the double fry + freeze in between is just the best thing ever ever.

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
Did you have a griddle on a grill or something? That's a right big pile o' burgs.

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

The chili burger here is probably the messiest thing I've ever eaten.

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

ogopogo posted:

Made a bunch of smashburgs for a friends backyard pool party. I worked at In-n-Out in high school like, 15 years ago and wrapping a burger in pamona wrap came back as fluid and easy as though I hadn't missed a day. They were tasty burgs - American cheese on the top patty, cheddar on the bottom patty. There's some onion in there too.



Flawless burg perfection, right here.

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
Nth-ing that spatula, it is really excellent.

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
Sounds like you're getting a griddle!

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

beerinator posted:

Happy Holidays to You and Yours!



gently caress me I want this so bad right now

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
Wow, that's, uh, really special rofl. My local 5 guys is reliably really good (Juicy crusty burger, crispy bacon, just right melted cheese, etc), but I guess that's all down to luck heh.

The fries are fuckin trash no matter which you cook them though.

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

The Midniter posted:



Tried BurgerFi this past weekend. Looked nice, but no sear on the beef, the bun was waaaaaaaay too feather-lite and didn't hold up to it at all, and all I tasted was American cheese. The fries were underdone and the onion rings were extremely greasy. Two thumbs down.


Also, if you want good fries from Five Guys, ask for them well done. It's the only way to go, since they under-fry them every time otherwise.

sadly well done fries still come out like rear end if they're still single fried cut potato->right to oil, the way 5 guys does it. It's just physically impossible to have a really good fry without par cooking, double frying, or ideally both, first. Cooking them well in one fry just insures that all that excess starch and sugar on the potatoes goes way over brown without actually making the good thick crust that makes a fry actually stay crispy for more than 20 seconds.

I know why so many burg places fail super hard on the fries (Because it's a hell of a lot more time/money/effort to par cook->fry once->fry second time,) but gently caress if it isn't disappointing anyhow.

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

Control Volume posted:

Also its entirely possible to do a single fry but you have to cook them well done and you also need a method of immediately wicking off the grease

my dude that literally does not work lol

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

Fenrir posted:

That looks incredible.

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

Brawnfire posted:

Those fries

not empty quoting

(ok the burger looks crazy good too but my god)

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

Dead Goon posted:

That looks drat fine! Excuse my ignorance, but what's the stuff in the shaker to the right?

Looks like garlic powder to me.

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

beerinator posted:

First time I've had a burger with buns that I baked. That's brown sugar and pepper bacon, american cheese and some good ole thousand island dressing.



This looks perfect in every way tbh. (For maximum sperg sandwich construction I'd be cutting the bacon in half and laying it all inside the bun, but, hey, when you have bacon that good looking it pays to show it off a bit outside the bun!)

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

Colostomy Bag posted:

I have a confession to make. Please don't judge me. I had a black bean fake-burger.

TBH, wasn't half-bad if you expect a crap burger. Faint praise and I haven't tasted the latest Incredible burger fad thing yet. I will atone for my sins and make this up I promise. It's not like I slathered it up with Miracle Whip. And BTW, Miracle Whip doesn't belong in the trash...it deserves to be launched into the sun and die a fiery death.

A black bean burger that is what it is on it's own topped with like, some good fiery hot sauce and sour cream is real delicious tbh. It's different and it's own thing but that's fine and good.

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

Brawnfire posted:

I drown those fuckers in Valentina.

Look at this goon with excellent taste right here~~

(Valentina is by far my fave "general" hot sauce for random use on anything.)

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

Don Dongington posted:



I forgot to take a post-squish pic but you get the idea.

Last week's Beef and Cheese Odyssey.

Suuuure that's a great looking burger and all but I want all your fries there for real

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

DO IT TO IT posted:

Whataburger has honestly been dead to me ever since they got rid of the A1 Thick & Hearty.

^^ This burg propelled me through college

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
The problem with Whataburger is that as a chain there's a lot less top down control and consistency than, say, a McDonald's. When they're good, they're really good (although I'd say burger wise, steak n shake, smash Burger, or burger fi is better), but when they're not, you get a just totally :flaccid: burg.

The real strengths of Whataburger are the breakfast biscuits, and the fact that they start breakfast service at 1130 pm.

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Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
The fries are typically real good and competent on the level of McD's- I consider that a good thing, since McDs sets a really high bar for fries, especially compared to places like 5 guys or in n out where the fries are trash but the burgers are good. The real bonus is the ketchup and spicy ketchup at whataburger has crack in it or something, because it's so tasty.

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