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02-6611-0142-1
Sep 30, 2004

Jess once fought a friend of mine. it went something like this:

Jess misses weight
Jess gets punched in the head for three rounds
Jess wins a split decision

When the ref held her hand up in victory, she had two black eyes, a busted lip, blood everywhere, and looked like she'd been hit by a car. The 'loser' was completely spotless and feelin' good. I don't think it's on her record because she missed weight, but I'll hate her forever because of it

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
lol see you in Bellator bec

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

these judges are turrible

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Jessica couldn't make weight, no contest declared. Bec actually wins.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
that was really bad drat

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

02-6611-0142-1 posted:

Jess once fought a friend of mine. it went something like this:

Jess misses weight
Jess gets punched in the head for three rounds
Jess wins a split decision

When the ref held her hand up in victory, she had two black eyes, a busted lip, blood everywhere, and looked like she'd been hit by a car. The 'loser' was completely spotless and feelin' good. I don't think it's on her record because she missed weight, but I'll hate her forever because of it

Was your friend this dude?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Bec drops to 7-7. She has the worst record, worst skills*, worst personality*, and worst tattoos in the UFC.


*that's assuming that Angela Magana is no longer in the ufc.

e. holy poo poo according to the UFC fighter list Magana is still somehow under contract.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

CommonShore posted:

Bec drops to 7-7. She has the worst record, worst skills, worst personality*, and worst tattoos in the UFC.


*that's assuming that Angela Magana is no longer in the ufc.

Jess is literally a likeable version of Bec and for that reason should have lost.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

CommonShore posted:

*that's assuming that Angela Magana is no longer in the ufc.

She's fighting at UFC 218.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

CommonShore posted:

Bec drops to 7-7. She has the worst record,

Isn't Artem Lobov actually sub .500?

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Hope Tybura's trainer added boomerang defense to his gameplan in light of recent events.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
please end this quick so i can go to bed fabricio

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


What's Tybura good at?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Ratios and Tendency posted:

What's Tybura good at?

having really heavyweight fights before ending them spectacularly. basically creating highlight reels he barely deserves.

quiet enjoyment
May 11, 2009
Battle of the dad bods

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Ratios and Tendency posted:

What's Tybura good at?

punching the souls out of dudes, being fat

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Ratios and Tendency posted:

What's Tybura good at?

Like most heavyweights, having a weird head/face.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Were Australia and Brazil allies in WWII or something? How does Werdum have so many fans here?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


chaleski posted:

Isn't Artem Lobov actually sub .500?

poo poo he is. I thought he was .500 too.


Dr. Abysmal posted:

She's fighting at UFC 218.

Jesus Christ. The last time she won a fight, Frankie Edgar was a champion and Jon Jones still hadn't defended his title.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Hm. I guess this is a fight.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i was hoping tybura would get blown out but instead we're going to get a one sided decision. drat.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

This is 5 rounds? gently caress.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Werdum is getting hit enough that I'm still holding out hope for the upset but idunno.

As I type that Werdum starts landing some knees and Tybura is starting to look pretty much done.

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
Cakeweight wish: in their gassed state late in the fight, we get Tybarinfbsvjwhoever by submission.

diesiel
Aug 11, 2012
hunt woulda smoked this fool

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Holy poo poo this show is still going?

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Jerusalem posted:

Holy poo poo this show is still going?

the fights are bad.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Neurosis posted:

the fights are bad.

Tybura looks like he started fighting in the first prelim match and is still here.

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
Ya, they just noted how it's the longest 13 fight card ever. But reminded everyone that, sometimes, people get finished and it doesn't take so long.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Jerusalem posted:

Holy poo poo this show is still going?

well so far 9 of the 12 matches have gone to decision and this one seems likely too sooo

Vitamin Boss
Oct 23, 2006
Burn it to the ground
I regret sticking with this for the main card

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Best possible ending now would be Tybura getting a KO after Werdum failed to submit him.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

i can still taste him posted:

Ya, they just noted how it's the longest 13 fight card ever. But reminded everyone that, sometimes, people get finished and it doesn't take so long.

yeah... probably not tonight though.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Vitamin Boss posted:

I regret sticking with this for the main card

yeah

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
viewing this card would be an excellent case study of the sunk cost fallacy to demonstrate to first year econs students.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CommonShore posted:

Best possible ending now would be Tybura getting a KO after Werdum failed to submit him.

Almost thought it might happen just then, but apparently Tybura currently has the punching strength of Homer Simpson.

Cart
Sep 28, 2004

They see me rollin...

Tybura seems to be changing striking stance more than I've ever seen before. Any other fighters swap foot position that much?

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
Based on the rest of the card's judging, it'll be a split decision.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Worst card I've watched in ages, yeesh

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Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





The prelims were much better than the main card. Much, much better.

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