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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
another great fat person in history

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juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


dang he got even fatter than i remembered

also i heard he has a website with like 4000 photos of a newscaster?

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

juggalo baby coffin posted:


also i heard he has a website with like 4000 photos of a newscaster?

Link to the thread describing that website is in the OP.



Pretty sure he killed her.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

spacetoaster posted:

In one of their early gamescons in Germany, Sandi Gardiner tried to show off her German skillz by singing the German national anthem.

She accidentally sang the nazi one.

They edited that youtube video so fast that I can't even find a copy of it.

Actually she sang the first stanza of their current national anthem (Deutschlandlied), which is associated with Nazis because they'd sing that one stanza of the previous anthem before they sang the real Nazi national anthem which was Horst-Wessel-Lied.

Singing Horst-Wessel-Lied in public in Germany would immediately get you labeled as a Nazi and potentially jailed (the song remains illegal) whereas singing the first stanza of Deutschlandlied is more likely to elicit a response somewhere along the lines of "that person appears to be retarded."

Fake news star citizen noob.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

scrubs season six posted:

Actually she sang the first stanza of their current national anthem (Deutschlandlied), which is associated with Nazis because they'd sing that one stanza of the previous anthem before they sang the real Nazi national anthem which was Horst-Wessel-Lied.

Singing Horst-Wessel-Lied in public in Germany would immediately get you labeled as a Nazi and potentially jailed (the song remains illegal) whereas singing the first stanza of Deutschlandlied is more likely to elicit a response somewhere along the lines of "that person appears to be retarded."

Fake news star citizen noob.

Cool.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Bogus Adventure posted:

I had to look him up. I didn't realize that was Richard Garriott. I'm suddenly relieved I never played any form of Ultima.

6 and 7 owned. You missed out. 8 sucked.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Smythe posted:

thats richard garriot you bitch. do not flame him. he is under my protection

Richard Garriot earned my eternal defense for his insane castle homes and parties.

My favorite one was he had a titanic party, taking everyone out on a nice boat in the lake. He then proceeded to sink said boat without warning any of the guests.

Classic Garriot. If there's a rich crazy motherfucker who deserved to go into space, it's him.

Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Dec 1, 2017

Manic Technophile
Nov 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Don't forget Ultima Underworld 1 and 2

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Has anyone posted the guy that turned his mom's basement into a Grover star citizen bridge yet?

https://forums.robertsspaceindustri...-the-process/p1

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

spacetoaster posted:

In one of their early gamescons in Germany, Sandi Gardiner tried to show off her German skillz by singing the German national anthem.

She accidentally sang the nazi one.

They edited that youtube video so fast that I can't even find a copy of it.

How do you accidentally learn the Horst Wessel Lied?

E: Ah nevermind!

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Manic Technophile posted:

Don't forget Ultima Underworld 1 and 2

Every Ultima is a classic in it's own way. The proper series starts at 4.. and to be honest, ends at Serpent's Isle.

8 is the result of EA fucker and 9 is the result of EA always having been lovely and terrible. Seriously the reason 8 & 9 blew chunks is they ripped Origin apart and made it into a short term cash milker of Ultima On-Line.

In memory of this wonderful gaming company they named their lovely service after them, now. It's like digging up a corpse you murdered as your new logo.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Was this the guy who's very creepily obsessed with a news anchor or am I thinking of a Trump cabinet member?

edit: well I guess someone brought that up. Anyone got the story on how hosed up it is?

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Dec 1, 2017

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Was this the guy who's very creepily obsessed with a news anchor or am I thinking of a Trump cabinet member?

you are thinking of trump, who is obsessed with hannity

namaste

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Was this the guy who's very creepily obsessed with a news anchor or am I thinking of a Trump cabinet member?

Both!

Yeah, Ben is a wacky stalker for sure.

Here's a video about Star Shitizen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POtzFnKiwHI

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

spacetoaster posted:

Star Shitizen:

i can't believe it... LMFAO

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Smythe posted:

i can't believe it... LMFAO

I Archered that from someone else. :sandance:

Here's WTFasaurus, a famous Star Citizen streamer, getting jiggy with it on a live stream with a young lady. She had no idea just how smooth star citizens could be!



Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
:gary:

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


women love it when men they dont know grab them around the neck from behind

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

People actually believed this poo poo (me, I believed it :sad: ):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ369wYFsK8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO7RxsZpcKc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SpsjUHj_II

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0gZES2pTWk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR07oZC0QHU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvDs7RDKCag

Sheesh.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

spacetoaster posted:

I Archered that from someone else. :sandance:

Here's WTFasaurus, a famous Star Citizen streamer, getting jiggy with it on a live stream with a young lady. She had no idea just how smooth star citizens could be!





what in the gently caress, this is something I hadn't seen and its one of the worst things ive ever seen

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
when you're a famous star citizen streamer they let you do it

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

eonwe posted:

what in the gently caress, this is something I hadn't seen and its one of the worst things ive ever seen

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

What the actual gently caress kind of game is Star Citizen even trying to be? Is it supposed to be a pure spaceship game a la Eve, something where you can fly ships sometimes but are primarily a ground-pounder like Mass Effect, a goddamn survival FPS like 7 Days to Die or what? I get that this is "lol SC", but what loving playstyle would someone sane expect from this endless-development poo poo?

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


is there somewhere we can report that guy to to have him taken to prison

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Personally I can't wait to play Feature Creep: The Game.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

juggalo baby coffin posted:

is there somewhere we can report that guy to to have him taken to prison

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Away all Goats posted:

Personally I can't wait to play Feature Creep: The Game.

Fat Ur-Creeps : The Game

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


mercenarynuker posted:

What the actual gently caress kind of game is Star Citizen even trying to be? Is it supposed to be a pure spaceship game a la Eve, something where you can fly ships sometimes but are primarily a ground-pounder like Mass Effect, a goddamn survival FPS like 7 Days to Die or what? I get that this is "lol SC", but what loving playstyle would someone sane expect from this endless-development poo poo?

Haven't you heard? It wants to be ALL THE GAMES.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

mercenarynuker posted:

What the actual gently caress kind of game is Star Citizen even trying to be? Is it supposed to be a pure spaceship game a la Eve, something where you can fly ships sometimes but are primarily a ground-pounder like Mass Effect, a goddamn survival FPS like 7 Days to Die or what? I get that this is "lol SC", but what loving playstyle would someone sane expect from this endless-development poo poo?

Nigerian scam simulator, but with spaceships.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

spacetoaster posted:

I Archered that from someone else. :sandance:

Here's WTFasaurus, a famous Star Citizen streamer, getting jiggy with it on a live stream with a young lady. She had no idea just how smooth star citizens could be!





so everyone saw him drinking her blood and no one staked the vampire? no one even made the sign of the cross at least?

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This still makes me laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4_NSKB8fSQ

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007
DId anyone post that picture of the guy sitting on his replica Star Citizen space toilet with only a shirt on yet?

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum
I don't really keep up with this anymore, having drifted away from games, but I made an offhand comment on an unrelated subreddit recently about how it was still in development after six years.

Double-digit downvotes within minutes and my inbox was flooded with angry defensive posts for the next 48 hours. poo poo was legitimately alarming. :eyepop:

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

VictorianQueerLit posted:



I can't find a smaller resolution so fullsize really gives you an idea of the amount of spit inside his futuristic spacefighting Cpap mask.

lmao that's a CPAP mask

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I'm the knee pad that goes up past his knee

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

spacetoaster posted:















I will point out that Wulf was literally on the security staff for one of the citizencons.

reminder that A3 is the name of his guild “accelerwraiths amazing atheists” lmao

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

Who the gently caress does something like that?

e: is this the feature creep that Chris Roberts keeps referring to?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
wait you can buy "land" in this loving thing now??

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

lmao

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Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
the bit in jurassic park where jeff goldblum asks if there are any dinosaurs in the dinosaur park except it’s space combat in the space combat game

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