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all is not as it seems with time my squadron of pokemen grows - but do they ever love me? once i walked into the loungeroom and my naked sister was on the lounge with a man, also naked, they were both wearing pikachu ears and he had pikachu slippers on, they had pikachu's face. his dick had pikachu's face. it had electric cheeks the soldiers and i are trapped in the same predicament. forced into endless battles in a war that can never be won because there's nothing to win; the goal, if there was ever a goal, faded into obscurity long ago. the difference is that i get money and my pokemen don't. they never profit from their own victories. i rule them with an iron fist, i take their earnings and i squander it all, and sometimes at night i dream of a dick that shoots lightning and can short-circuit a computer. male pikachus are called plugs and females are called sockets, this is my edition to that great book, the dex, the torah of my generation we were all told to fill out the dex but no matter what we learnt all our entries came out the same i kept elaborate families of vulpixes where every male was named paolo and i kept individual handwritten files arranged in a database to avoid inbreeding and increase genetic diversity, but in the end that research was all lost and it will never be recovered the eyes of the pokemen haunt me
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just wondering if this had occurred to anyone else
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Dec 1, 2017 13:04
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same
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Dec 1, 2017 13:18
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Teach pokémon to understand The power that's inside
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Dec 1, 2017 19:23
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This was a weird as hell thing to spend  on.
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Dec 1, 2017 19:30
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How many pokémon names can you remember off the cuff? I'll spoiler tag my list so you don't get hints! Pikachu Bubblesaur Psyduck Charzard? the fire dragon one Geodude Uhhh... there's a lot of bird ones but I can't remember any of the names  Plant ones as well, drat, I really thought I could remember more. Meowtoo, that's the cat one, right? Wow that turned out to be a lot shorter than I expected.
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