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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

but also i'm sure it's hard as gently caress to measure distance with someone who has the reach of a seven-footer at 6'4" where the penalty for guessing wrong is The World's Hardest Punch according to sports Science

Jon Jones has similar dimensions (actually, he out reaches Ngannou), though any sparring with him still wouldn't be otherwise adequate prep, power or style wise.

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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

willie_dee posted:

Had this discussion today at the gym and I agree.

I think Ngannou will have enough prep to go to kicks if Stipe tries to stay at range with hands. Mix of high on the guard and leg kicks. Finish with punches and ready to sprawl.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Is it a weird request?

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/12...weight-mma-news
sound the homoerotic headline alarm

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Rockhold now back on top of P4P eating loads.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Some Korean commented on my Pantastic video right after 218: 아저씨 엄청 웃기네ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Depending on how many ㅋ are at the end, it translates to:
It's funny.
It's funny!
You're so funny.
or
You're so funny!

So anyone Korean who can translate it for real?

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Saddened that Rockhold will not get a chance to feast on GSP's rear end.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Auron posted:

Joanna is sounding more and more Brazilian-like with her excuses for losing to Rose

Like what.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

No no no, he's definitely coming back to the UFC.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/boxing/la-sp-sn-ufc-white-boxing-20171107-story.html
Frankly just Dana putting his best skill to work.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Jerusalem posted:

Awful commentary but that fight ruled, thanks!

Bas is right that TKZ is way too open with his defense. That's what's gotten him in trouble in all of his fights.
Any criticism against TKZ doesn't take away from his success.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Triticum Guzzler posted:

For some reason, K-1 champion Takeru is in Colorado training with TJ Dillashaw. I don't know if Cody is getting an immediate rematch but I can guarantee he's not getting that quality of sparring

Maybe posting himself getting handled by Loma has got non-MMA strikers lining up like those dudes in Airplane.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
So guys who're handily better than MMA fighters at striking.
I mean, sure you don't need belt holders in boxing and K-1 for that.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Poster: "hey I'm a smart poster and should get that sweet gang tag"
Mod: "who da fook is dat guy"

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

mewse posted:

Not sure this fucker in the middle could look anymore canadian



He could have a poppy flower on. If only it were a month back.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Work Friend Keven posted:

I was at a party & just checked in to mention that rob lawler is on steroids.

Also, the T in T-City stand for testosterone.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Video probably cuts out early cuz Takeru dazes TJ with the finishing head kick.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Skip My Posts posted:

That’s a retarded conclusion to make but alright

lmao

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
My gf wanted some snacks from the airport kiosk and I reflexively asked "how about Corn Nuts, Corn to the Core?"

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Skip My Posts posted:

dana busted out some sports science at the press conference, francis' punch is the same as getting hit by a ford escort at 69mph

At first I was wondering why they picked a 10+ year old car for the comparison, but then I found out they sell an Escort in China now.
Clever girl, WME.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Josuke Higashikata posted:



2S year anniversary in 2018, nice.

Also nice of the Reebok intend to volunteer some graphics.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Awesome of a mutant ninja turtle to train the orc.
Man, the "never, ever" is just pitch perfect.

"Can this orc swim in the deep waters of the heavyweight -- "
without a doubt

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Khabib ducking people is way in the rearview now, drat.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Watching the Khabib fight again just because. Round 1 is half over and Barboza looks checked out already.

To his credit, Barboza offers up something at the start of every round and still lands once in a while. Khabib just didn't let up, though.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

mewse posted:

There has to be people in UFC's social media dept making them. I remember a bout a couple months ago that had both sides posting photoshops and it felt very manufactured

Your counter meme is as fake as the crystals sticking out of the back of my Needler gun when I wreck you in #Halo7, coming out on #XBoxOne.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Someone's never watched Bully Beatdown.

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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
When you speak of legacy, you have to talk about Thomas Denny:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Bully_Beatdown_episodes#Dennis:_The_Neighborhood_Menace

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