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ShinyBirdTeeth

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I find the buttsquash fairly humorous if perhaps a bit too ribald. Beets are fairly good too since they are a homophone for beats, which is a musical concept scarcely related to vegetables at all.

I think I should have to nominate the turnip, because if a writer ever wants to make produce seem ridiculous they would surely refer to a turnip. For instance someone might be a turnip farmer or arrive to town on a turnip truck ro serve their boss a roast turnip surprise. No one would ever laugh like that at a stolid potato.

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ShinyBirdTeeth

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Sorrel is an undersued erb. It tastes lemony. Lemony leaves.

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Manifisto posted:

pickles for dire times:

- pickled banana peel
- pickled dirt
- pickled cigarette butts
- pickled cereal box
- pickled pickle jar

The harvest so bad we had to make do on pickled brine.

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