Birds, birbs and bribs: Archaeopteryx's palms up, sarcasm air quoting: "Clever girl."

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Weatherman: Jul 30, 2003; WARBLEKLONK

Krankenstyle posted:

are cardinals supposed to be hostile?

also, i keep hearing magpies are aggressive but i never experienced it myself so im startin to wonder which magpies are supposed to be aggro?

Male Australian magpies are nasty as gently caress during breeding season only. They are chill and good singers otherwise.

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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 06:41

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 12:21

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Helith posted:

Their plans are pretty much �strip this tree of nectar while making making as much noise as birdly possible and be absolutely fabulous while doing it!�
We have a couple of pairs of Rainbow Lorikeets that have claimed the bottlebrush tree outside our balcony. All other birds are noisily chased off. When they are chill though, they have a lovely melodic coo and are pretty friendly. Once the tree has finished flowering (which it does twice, spring and summer) , they disappear and other birds move back in.
So we either get woken up by Lorikeets screeching or by Kookaburras laughing, Currawongs, Magpies and Butcherbirds singing.
Great photos of them, mine are all crappy iPhone pictures.

I am so insanely jelly :3:

# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 06:11

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/983074547917193217

Strange, because the pigeons here give no fucks. Unless she's running directly at the birds, I'm not sure anything's going to change.

-OR-

FFS I can't wait for this to be described in the western media as THE NEW CRAZE THAT'S SWEEPING JAPAN!!!11!!one!!

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/mkNApGO.gifv

I can't stop watching this :3:

My budgie (RIP) was pied and so as an adult never got the white ring around his pupils, so when he pinned it was super obvious. It was mostly when he was romancing the phone handset cord, or the fluffy toys, or the teatowel hanging on the rail. "Ol' Scary Eyes is humping again!"

# ¿ Apr 8, 2018 23:07

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LSD at the gangbang posted:

That cockatoo sounds like someone standing on a bagpipe.
Birds that are the size of their parents and still beg to be fed rule.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 23:02

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Pookah posted:

I keep coming back to look at this because it is so perfect - thank you

I don't get it

Is it based on a me-me or something?

# ¿ Apr 21, 2018 01:12

Weatherman: Jul 30, 2003; WARBLEKLONK

It's barn swallow nesting season here and I found this wonderful live feed that's now playing on my tv in the background all day.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2018 03:41

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# ¿ Jun 6, 2018 04:25

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Only red shafted northern flickers carry Bic lighters like that. Most birds are Zippo folk.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2018 22:21

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

Oh, nooo....

Uhh that redtext

# ¿ Jun 25, 2018 13:31

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Helith posted:

This Cockatoo is a VIB (Very Important Birb).
Why? Because this drawing of an Australasian Cockatoo is from a 13th century manuscript written by the Holy Roman Emperor Frederick II and shows that trading routes from Australasia to Europe, via the middle east, were running far earlier than previously thought.
What a well traveled birb!

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jun/26/images-of-cockatoo-on-13-century-vatican-manuscript-inspire-trade-route-rethink

OH WORD SON

# ¿ Jun 27, 2018 10:52

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LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Drunk gulls found 'stinking of alcohol'

I used to live in a town in the countryside surrounded by crop fields. One summer there was heavy rainfall right when the sorghum was ready to harvest, and the seeds got knocked to the ground where they sat in pools of water and fermented in the heat.

The local galah flocks thought they'd hit the motherlode and feasted on all these delicious seeds that were just sitting there waiting to be eaten and do they taste a bit strange to you? Naw man they're fine, just *burp* you know what, I think I'm gonna go take a nap *flies off crookedly*

Drunk galahs were collapsing unconscious in backyards all over town, and then it was the local dogs' turn (including our own) to thank their lucky stars at this manna falling from heaven.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2018 00:45

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Phy posted:

A cassonaive, then?

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 15:27

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Heath posted:

Do doxx me

# ¿ Nov 20, 2018 01:00

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Winklebottom posted:

*Ryan Stiles voice* Well this is a weird fuckin' looking thing innit?

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 22:08

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Bert Roberge posted:

Where can I get one of these?

# ¿ Dec 15, 2018 07:51

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I am about to go to bed after a long day of cleaning up goatses, but if anybody in this thread would like a bird crazies tag (there are two styles; the one that I wear and an OG rectangular one that is still used by some regulars in the Pet Island bird thread) just quote me and mention which one it is you'd like.

Good night!

I will take either please, and if you could get rid of my zuarg tag at the same time that would be much appreciated (because he's just to pathetic for ~~words~~ tags).

# ¿ Dec 27, 2018 11:15

Weatherman: Jul 30, 2003; WARBLEKLONK

Bert Roberge posted:

e: alternatively, it's a bird/rabbit photo like that old woman/young woman picture

# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 07:02

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Bert Roberge posted:

https://twitter.com/_pocketss/status/1126211672975269889

AND MY AXE!

# ¿ May 10, 2019 13:10

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Plethora posted:

Legend

# ¿ May 28, 2019 12:27

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Good bird

# ¿ Jul 18, 2019 14:21

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Pookah posted:

That's not a line, it's a Cockaqueue.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2019 11:58

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

You guys are nuts they're harmless little angels.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2019 07:55

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Bert Roberge posted:

El�as Garc�a Mart�nez, Ecce Ave, restored

# ¿ Sep 26, 2019 12:37

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_SGkqrrdM

# ¿ Sep 29, 2019 01:53

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StrixNebulosa posted:

are you ever just like, happy that birds exist? because i am

All the time :3:

StrixNebulosa posted:

https://twitter.com/senpire_/status/1196546122682183681

That's the best thing I've ever seen

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 01:15

Weatherman: Jul 30, 2003; WARBLEKLONK

Lmao I didn't get it for a minute. For some reason I thought she was drinking out of the toilet

# ¿ Nov 25, 2019 13:35

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BOOTY-ADE posted:

I have a feeling it'd be a Cockatoo if it was summoned

And?

# ¿ Feb 21, 2020 07:52

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 12:21

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Helith posted:

Exhibit #6745843 in the 'Cockatoo's are Jerks' file

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRQebpwoOg8

Good birds :3:

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 08:14

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