Birds, birbs and bribs: Archaeopteryx's palms up, sarcasm air quoting: "Clever girl."

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Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

[url]https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_p09ylhayD81ttrxmx_480.mp4[/url]

I don't know why it is, but every single time now that I visit this thread, this video starts playing automatically.

EDIT: :ughh:

and now I've gone and put it on a new page.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 12:34

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 11:25

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Megabound posted:

Oh, so that's what they look like when they're not making GBS threads all over my car.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2018 13:18

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/_everybird_/status/969795096467124224

The Toucan's cool uncle.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 11:15

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Cockatoos love doing poo poo like this because they know it drives dogs insane.

Imagine a flock of a hundred cockatoos flying up and down a street doing this for nine hours and it gets a lot less funny.

Sometimes they stop and let you think they've gone. Then, when you finally relax, the trees start barking.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 13:57

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Master Twig posted:

Did you hear that owls are the only bird that can see the color blue?

Total bullshit made up in Aunt Debbie's email forwards. How the gently caress would birds such as this handsome fella get mates otherwise? Almost all birds can see blue, better than we do.

Sounds like Aunt Debbie's a motherfucker who's never heard of Bowerbirds.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2018 05:17

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

# ¿ Jul 3, 2018 07:51

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

bump_fn posted:

https://twitter.com/onionboy42/status/915577476860055552

# ¿ Jul 16, 2018 10:23

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_SGkqrrdM

# ¿ Nov 14, 2018 11:54

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Krankenstyle posted:

haha holy crap when it first panned up there

Glad it wasn't just me then.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2018 14:20

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

ynohtna posted:

A local gull gang have begun exploiting my autistic weakness for patterns when scrap farming:

Scrap farming? Does that mean you're stealing the lead off rooftops?

# ¿ Dec 23, 2018 14:00

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

https://twitter.com/zetnev/status/1083421369340174337

I wonder how many times a day the pigeon gets someone to do that for them?

# ¿ Jan 16, 2019 12:26

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

dumb. posted:

https://i.imgur.com/a0Rblxh.gifv

It has sound, too!

# ¿ Mar 4, 2019 10:40

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Literally every bird owner:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWueYDdmfJM&t=28s

# ¿ Apr 26, 2019 13:45

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1138991809927892992

Just magnificent.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2019 12:14

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

These birdspikes will keep those pesky birds away!

https://i.imgur.com/km3u2Y0.mp4

# ¿ Jul 4, 2019 17:36

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

More cockatoo news:

quote:

Morgana Elaine was sitting in her car on a South Geelong, Melbourne street on Wednesday, when a sulphur-crested cockatoo landed on her vehicle.

The bird stuck its head through the window and proceeded to pinch Elaine's earring right out of her ear.

Elaine managed to get the earring back but the cockatoo didn't seem to happy about that, and continued to sit on the car and keep her 'hostage'.

The feathery incident was captured by Elaine, who livestreamed it on Facebook.

"This is my day right now. A cocky has flown over ... and stolen my earring out of my ear," she said in the video, while laughing as the bird continued to try and get into the car.

At one point, the cockatoo hangs upside-down from the door frame and bites at the steering wheel.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2019 13:12

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

I empathise so strongly with this bird

https://i.imgur.com/9nKOPSB.mp4

# ¿ Sep 20, 2019 13:33

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Phy posted:

Part of the reason I like this thread is because, if birds are so weird, how weird were the dinosaurs? Imagine a hadrosaur doing this with a big dried-up gourd

If I owned Pixar I would dedicate all our animators to making a movie be based on trawling through youtube bird videos and remaking them with huge fluffball dinosaurs.

EDIT: Like this, but with big stompy sound effects

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 08:47 on Oct 5, 2019

# ¿ Oct 5, 2019 08:43

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

https://i.imgur.com/xFTTSvW.mp4

# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 04:07

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Video of a lady being chased by a curious cassowary which is just interested in her phone.

I've queued the video up to the part which, more than any other video I've ever watched, demonstrates what it must have been like to be run down by a dinosaur.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi5hp4gR_fg&t=59s

# ¿ Feb 8, 2020 14:02

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Helith posted:

I was thinking, how can this bird not be Australian, but it's from PNG, so close enough lol
the poison in their feathers comes from a beetle they eat

PNG and North Australia share a hell of a lot of fauna because there was a land bridge between them until just 8000 years ago.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2021 16:52

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

I've been using a bin spring for a couple years now after the local cockies taught the magpies how to open wheelie bins and now nothing is safe.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2021 15:25

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

# ¿ Mar 16, 2022 11:15

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

Sound:

https://i.imgur.com/dARV9Ef.mp4

I love that happy penguins sound like a a kid making racecar noises.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wTWWjYTe1I&t=63s

# ¿ Mar 25, 2022 14:08

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Crossposting

Infinitum posted:

https://i.imgur.com/1cSBAnN.mp4

# ¿ May 5, 2022 06:38

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

It's spring in Australia and all the birds are singing

https://i.imgur.com/PdkUx6f.mp4

# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 03:22

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

True parrot brain - being ridiculous while trying to bite you adorably

https://i.imgur.com/ARtUkz7.mp4

# ¿ Oct 9, 2023 03:17

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

General rule for New Zealand and Australia is that the cuter it looks, the worse it sounds.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2023 09:23

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Few small differences and that's a horror scene from Jurassic Park.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 13:02

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

uber_stoat posted:

https://x.com/historyinmemes/status/1766690696789156253?s=20

# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 10:59

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 11:25

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Ghost Leviathan posted:

How many birds could actually support the weight of their body with their wings?

# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 12:49

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