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Colonel Cancer posted:Death of the author binch, the movie owns As a Dune movie, it isn't.
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Murray Mantoinette posted:I can't wait to have to spend paragraphs explaining this to the chat group, bereft of both Dune and Starwars fans, that I just inadvisably pasted this to Well there's your mistake. Never explain yourself. BlankSystemDaemon posted:As a David Lynch movie, it's alright (though not his best work, because the De Laurentis' got their fingers in the soup). I got into reading the dune novels because of the Lynch movie. I don't think i'd of got into them from watching the more faithfull sci-fi channel adaptation.
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I've said it before but I never watched Dune before, until last year, and despite being a life long Dune fan I really enjoyed it. The third act is a mess and mostly a collection of montages however. Some cool moments tho.
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May 17, 2021 13:45
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Lynch Dune Theater Cut is Good. This is known.
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BlankSystemDaemon posted:David Lynch's movie, which at one point he didn't want associated with his name because he and the executive director had a disagreement until it turned out that it was actually making money, is a film loosely based on a cursory glance at Frank Herbert's book - nothing more. I suddenly have this craving to see Paul Verhoeven's take on Dune.
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lol Jessica shows full nudity and Paul rips people in half a PT Anderson Dune would just be a sietch orgy scored to Steely Dan
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Zopotantor posted:I suddenly have this craving to see Paul Verhoeven's take on Dune. Cutscene with other Kwisatz Haderach attempts tearing their faces off.
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Zopotantor posted:I suddenly have this craving to see Paul Verhoeven's take on Dune. I unironically want his take on the chapter epitaphs as in-universe propaganda
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May 18, 2021 00:46
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Verhoeven would have shown us the stillsuit catheters
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May 18, 2021 00:52
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Who taught you how to wear catheter desert style, Paul?!
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well i guess that's it then. https://twitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1394428351486468097?s=20
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uber_stoat posted:well i guess that's it then. This is the best news I've read in quite a while Entertainment wise at least
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May 18, 2021 01:00
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Is it? Surely the planned simultaneous release gave everyone what they wanted. Personally I wanted to see it first at the imax then re-watch at home; now I can't.
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May 18, 2021 01:03
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ehh i'm not down for theaters anymore and i get why the dude wanted it and all but i won't be partaking. just means i'm waiting longer
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Riot Bimbo posted:ehh i'm not down for theaters anymore and i get why the dude wanted it and all but i won't be partaking. just means i'm waiting longer What, ever?
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May 18, 2021 01:14
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I mean I have a pretty good setup at home but nothing is going to touch seeing this in a Dolby theatre
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i'm a little conflicted, i do want to see it in a big fancy theater and i desperately want this thing to be a big hit but i am not so certain that this covid poo poo is over yet, even with the vaccine roll out going pretty well. we shall see.
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May 18, 2021 01:20
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I don't care that much about how I personally get to see it. All I care about is that it's successful enough that Part 2 gets made.
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Regarde Aduck posted:Well there's your mistake. Never explain yourself. The Sci-fi mini series commits way more unforgivable sins
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The theatres near me are the shittiest gigantic multiplexes that have a massive arcade and the theatres themselves are in complete poo poo condition for the audio and projection. I’ve complained and even gotten refunds a couple of times but it just isn’t worth the hassle. I would far rather watch a movie on my tv at this point than have to go to another subpar theatre again.
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Well sure. I wouldn't want to go to a bad theatre The redone AMCs are nice as hell though
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May 18, 2021 04:13
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FYI that tweet walked it back 2 hours later and WarnerMedia says it will be in theaters and HBO Max on the same day. Consume the spice however you can obtain it.
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The Bloop posted:Well sure. I wouldn't want to go to a bad theatre lolol So, Before COVID started making GBS threads on everything last year, they started building a new theater. It just opened up last week. I mean, obv it didn't kill them, since they are open, but it was just like......such drat bad timing. I *might* go see DUNE there. I am going to be such a crotchety old man and complain about how much tickets are anymore, though. Johnny Aztec fucked around with this message at 06:12 on May 18, 2021 |
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May 18, 2021 06:07
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Make stillsuits mandatory for viewing
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Ventral EggSac posted:Make stillsuits mandatory for viewing Refuse any proffered jerky
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May 18, 2021 18:26
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Do not "give water to the pipes", or you're no fremen
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May 18, 2021 18:31
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Just wear 'cosplay' to the theater. If anyone gets mad about your tyvek biohazard suit painted black or your full face respirator modified with grandmas oxy tube as a nose tube, well, gently caress'em. May their knives chip and shatter.
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May 18, 2021 18:44
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Avoid having a shower for at least a week prior to going to the theater, and roll in some cinnamon for extra authenticity.
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May 18, 2021 18:50
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Colonel Cancer posted:Avoid having a shower for at least a week prior to going to the theater, and roll in some cinnamon for extra authenticity. But I feel like I should do something out of the ordinary to celebrate this being in theaters.
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Filling plastic bags full of my poop and duct taping them to my thighs seems like the best idea. The Stadium Pal attached to my wang will help avoiding the bathroom break in addition to authenticity. Standing on my car's roof and steering with ropes attached to the wheel seems like a good idea as well. Blasting Toto on the stereo.
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kiimo posted:Filling plastic bags full of my poop and duct taping them to my thighs seems like the best idea. The Stadium Pal attached to my wang will help avoiding the bathroom break in addition to authenticity. Standing on my car's roof and steering with ropes attached to the wheel seems like a good idea as well. Blasting Toto on the stereo. Lol Yep
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May 18, 2021 19:07
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low key run a cath drainage tube through a brita filter right to your mouth
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just gonna post in h ere every time I think the world would be better off with a real butlerian jihad
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The Orange Catholic Bible posted:Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind Zuck's gotta go
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Augustus Woop-Woop posted:Zuck's gotta go human tho He ain’t fooling nobody
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priznat posted:human tho He is exactly what I picture a Tleilaxu Master looking like
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Zuckerberg is clearly two tleilaxu masters one on top of the other, stuffed in a trenchcoat.
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Zuck is a Piter looking mf
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Hmm yeah I dont want to lose all tech like we can have 1999 era internet and computers. That way i can still play tiberian sun but nobody will even have the computing power needed to dp gross orwellian hellworld stuff
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