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why would anyone pick boring options, 3 should be hilarious
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Ok, bit of a mix this time. We had 1 vote for going along with Andre, 3 votes for humoring him, and 2 for clawing at the door. But Barbeque swept the floor with 6 votes. Morgana likes both confit of duck and barbecue, apparently. Good to know.quote:Your head meets with glass, and you teeter for a second on the aluminum frame. The window isn't open enough to get through and Andre looks suddenly worried—worried and potentially annoyed that your needs might pull him out of his jam session. He calls out in an attempt to stop you from escaping. ...Well that was short. So what do we do? Do we... 1. Employ leverage principles: push the glass with my head to make the gap wider. 2. Head over to him like he wants me to. I should probably stay on his good side. 3. Flaunt a fake injury to up my chances of sympathy and food. quote:Cat Treats Acquired: 0 I'll probably update tomorrow around the same time because this update was so short.
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Jan 2, 2018 23:18
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Apply leverage and break the window if necessary- no reason to stop now.
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Jan 2, 2018 23:30
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goddammit there's food out there, break the glass and go feed the kitty
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Jan 2, 2018 23:34
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Fake injury. We want food, and sympathy is nice too I guess.
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Jan 3, 2018 00:06
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'Injured' cats get to see veterinarians. Escape artists get to go wherever they choose. Use your head.
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Jan 3, 2018 00:09
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Use some leverage because it cannot possibly backfire.
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Jan 3, 2018 00:29
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Act hurt.
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Jan 3, 2018 02:28
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Try to Bluff. You might get something good and it's better than hurting yourself.
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Jan 3, 2018 06:27
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Fake injury, humans are so easy to manipulate after all. My own cat is well able to open some of our doors, but will absolutely refuse to do so if anyone else is nearby - easier to get someone to do it for him apparently.
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Jan 3, 2018 08:20
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i believe we chose the barbeque, and we will use leverage to get it
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Jan 3, 2018 09:53
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VivaLa Eeveelution posted:'Injured' cats get to see veterinarians. Escape artists get to go wherever they choose. Use your head. Vet bad, food good
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Jan 3, 2018 15:40
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Ok, this ended up with no votes to just head over, 4 for faking an injury, and 6 to use our heads. So let's apply our catlike knowledge of angles and geometry! quote:This is a pretty effective trick, and the gap widens just as Andre's hands close around your ribs. Well, sadly we did not get barbeque. But we may get our paws on some of that curry! quote:Andre's grip is firm but bearable as he carries you out through the hall. The carpet below looks as thick as the ones in the living room, and modern art prints brag from the walls. You crane your neck for a better look up the stairs as Andre veers toward two separate doors. Between them, a walnut desk holds up an antique phone. This place is lush. And big. Ok, so our next decision is what to do while Andre is gone. Do we: 1. Scope out the room to properly assess its potential amenities. 2. Scratch and meow at the door to demand immediate attention. 3. Jump in one of the sinks. I like being in sinks. quote:Cat Treats Acquired: 0
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Jan 3, 2018 22:49
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I have a sinking feeling.
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Jan 3, 2018 23:03
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Scratch at door impatiently. Where’s my food, human?
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Jan 3, 2018 23:05
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Let's see if there's any toys in here.
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Jan 3, 2018 23:10
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Cats loving love sinks. We are cat. We sit in sinks
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Jan 3, 2018 23:18
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Surely there is something in here to scratch. Scope it out
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Jan 3, 2018 23:22
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Sink is our home now.
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Jan 3, 2018 23:23
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No offense but this Andre guy is a poo poo pet owner. I guess Morgana can play in the sink.
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C. Everett Koop posted:Cats loving love sinks. We are cat. We sit in sinks
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C. Everett Koop posted:Cats loving love sinks. We are cat. We sit in sinks
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Jan 4, 2018 01:28
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Get in the sink.
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Jan 4, 2018 01:35
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Search for potentially useful items.
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Jan 4, 2018 06:03
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Sink.
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Jan 4, 2018 08:22
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Search for items to use.
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Jan 4, 2018 09:54
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Sink We fits. We fuckings sits
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Jan 4, 2018 19:31
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With 9 votes, we have confirmed that our cat is a lover of sinks. Scoping out came in second with 4 votes and only one vote for scratching at the door.quote:The cool feel of metal is nice in such a stuffy room. You curl your tongue around the dripping tap and are very glad indeed that sinks exist. Without them, you'd have to drink out of that perfectly decent bowl down near the cupboards. Ok, so our sink encounter went well. But how do we deal with Claire? Do we: 1. Dive for escape. I'm not putting up with this incompetence. 2. Circle Claire's feet deftly. The old trip-then-guilt-trip routine can add up to more food. 3. Purr and rub my head on Claire's leg affectionately. 4. Hide. It's highly likely she'll give me treats to coax me out. quote:Cat Treats Acquired: 0 Also, apparently being in a sink makes us more fun loving?
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Jan 5, 2018 23:10
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Circle her feet in the traditional dance of our people.
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Jan 5, 2018 23:21
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Rub & Purr. Also pray.
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Jan 5, 2018 23:22
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Hide- I smell treats and I want them!
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Jan 6, 2018 01:24
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GUILT TRIP.
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Jan 6, 2018 03:57
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[b]3. Purr and rub my head on Claire's leg affectionately.[b] I think that means we own her now.
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Jan 6, 2018 04:07
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achtungnight posted:Rub & Purr. Also pray. Yeah....
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Jan 6, 2018 04:11
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Hide
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Jan 6, 2018 05:43
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Waited for food far too long. extort extra out of her (2)
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Jan 6, 2018 08:12
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quote:I think that means we own her now. Yea, cats do that to mark their stuff with their scent. Purr and rub.
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Ok, so no one wanted to dive here. But the rest of the votes were really close. We had three for the old 'circle and trip' and three for hiding. But rubbing and purring won by just one vote. So let's get our snuggles on!quote:Pats and cat treats are forthcoming, and they seem a whole lot more enjoyable than that soggy oblong object in her hand. Your affection slowly dissipates the more you look at that deeply suspect packaging. ...Ok, so that just sounds disgusting. What do we do with it? 1. Do it for Claire. I'm grateful that she rescued me. 2. Refuse. I have a serious suspicion that this food is highly questionable. 3. Refuse. How dare they offer me something so far beneath me? quote:Cat Treats Acquired: 2 Also, we got our first cat treats!!!
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