WATCH TRUMP START A FUCKING WAR

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Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

tiny day crew brain: it�ll be Iran or korea

galaxy death crew brain: it�ll be iran and korea

# ? Dec 16, 2017 21:13

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:50

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7eSc1pRDCc

the game was mediocre tbh, hope the live action remake is better Op!

# ? Dec 16, 2017 21:13

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

Jose posted:

as an idiot 13 year old i thought the iraq war would be a good idea even if there were no WMD's because it would get rid of saddam

same except I was 10

# ? Dec 16, 2017 21:13

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

lol if u weren't old enough to be in a state of absolute terror scared u were gonna get drafted after 9/11

# ? Dec 16, 2017 21:15

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

i supported the iraq war when i was 13 because my dad did, though i was conflicted because i liked to play iraq in red alert 2 because of their kickass ground poisoning radiation unit

# ? Dec 16, 2017 21:17

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

my dad supported nuking argentina during the falklands lol

# ? Dec 16, 2017 21:17

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id9c5PiJ9KY

# ? Dec 16, 2017 21:18

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

bump_fn posted:

lol if u weren't old enough to be in a state of absolute terror scared u were gonna get drafted after 9/11

Just lol if ur health was good enough to make you draft eligible

# ? Dec 16, 2017 21:19

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

The piss tape will be made public but everyone that watches it will die in a week's time

# ? Dec 16, 2017 21:20

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

well god damnit now i got to download red alert 2

# ? Dec 16, 2017 21:20

Baku: Aug 20, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id9c5PiJ9KY

desolator: here comes the sun

me: it's alright

# ? Dec 16, 2017 21:23

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Jose posted:

my dad supported nuking argentina during the falklands lol

that was honestly probably the most evenly sided war in the 20th century imo

# ? Dec 16, 2017 21:36

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Jose posted:

my dad supported nuking argentina during the falklands lol

lmao ur dads a tory owned

# ? Dec 16, 2017 21:46

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

he's left wing but in his words at the time "we have the deterrent, lets use it"

they started the war by invading a nuclear power

# ? Dec 16, 2017 22:04

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Jose posted:

he's left wing but in his words at the time "we have the deterrent, lets use it"

they started the war by invading a nuclear power

LMFAO

# ? Dec 16, 2017 22:05

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

left wing but willing to bomb poor countries for fun, also known as not left wing

# ? Dec 16, 2017 22:10

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

they started the war m8

# ? Dec 16, 2017 22:12

Autism Sneaks: Nov 21, 2016

Jose posted:

they started the war m8

# ? Dec 16, 2017 22:43

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Jose posted:

they started the war m8

the falklands deserved it :shrug:

# ? Dec 16, 2017 23:17

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

bump_fn posted:

this thread is for predicting what stupid nightmare poo poo will go down once trump decides to invade Iran on false pretences

he won't because it needs him to sign off on it personally

# ? Dec 16, 2017 23:19

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

if pence/a dem gets into power through its war time for sure

# ? Dec 16, 2017 23:19

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

wizard on a water slide posted:

mike pence, his mustang inside him, gets the call

ftfy

# ? Dec 16, 2017 23:42

Helsing: Aug 23, 2003; DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU JOE BIDEN

galaxy brain: nuke the falkland islands, now nobody gets them

# ? Dec 17, 2017 00:30

Feldegast42: Oct 29, 2011; COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

We invade both Iran and North Korea, bad poo poo happens, millions of troops are killed, Trump calls for a draft, the current youth revolt and take over the country Red October style

All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again.

# ? Dec 17, 2017 00:35

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id9c5PiJ9KY

It will be a silent spring.

# ? Dec 17, 2017 00:35

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Autism Sneaks posted:

Don't start a war you can't win imo

# ? Dec 17, 2017 00:56

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

the belgrano had it coming

# ? Dec 17, 2017 01:15

Strep Vote: May 5, 2004; أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

Prav posted:

How long will it take to capture Tehran? 2 days
Will Khamenei be killed? Yes
Total Iranian civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Iran: 3000 dead
Total military casualties U.S.: 15 dead
Will the Iranian army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Revolutionary Guard fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Khamenei mine the strait? Yes
Will Khamenei launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Khamenei sacrifice Tehran (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the Kurds make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Iraq do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Khamenei burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the US be occupying Iran? ~15 years
Will the Iranian war catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the world? Good

We have to look at what those civilian casualties are- just because they're civilian doesn't make them innocent! Lets take a look at a few possibilities:

1) A civilian walking down the street to market gets killed by a cruise missile fired at the market.

2) A civilian asleep in their house is killed when their house is targetting by a smart bomb and blown up.

OK, these two are regrettable innocents being killed- but since the US doesn't make a habit of targetting markets or houses, they're very small in number!

3) A civilian working at a chemical weapon factory gets killed when the chemical weapon plant is bombed.

4) A civilian security guard at a weapons depot is killed when the weapons explode.

5) A civilian contractor repairing a tank is killed by a MOAB dropped on the unit.

6) A civilian engineer is killed when the military command center he works at is destroyed.

7) A civilian delivering snackiecakes to the tehran bunker vending machines eats a 5,000lb bunker buster.

etc, etc. The list goes on. My point is that there are a lot of civilians directly supporting the military that aren't exactly "innocent" and would be mire rightly counted among the military casualties than civilian. I'm a civilian and work for the US military, but I acknowledge I'm also a valid military target because of what I do. And I think the vast majority of civilian casualties in this campaign will not be innocent.

time is a flat circle

# ? Dec 17, 2017 01:40

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Prav posted:

How long will it take to capture Tehran? 2 days
Will Khamenei be killed? Yes
Total Iranian civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Iran: 3000 dead
Total military casualties U.S.: 15 dead
Will the Iranian army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Revolutionary Guard fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Khamenei mine the strait? Yes
Will Khamenei launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Khamenei sacrifice Tehran (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the Kurds make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Iraq do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Khamenei burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the US be occupying Iran? ~15 years
Will the Iranian war catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the world? Good

We have to look at what those civilian casualties are- just because they're civilian doesn't make them innocent! Lets take a look at a few possibilities:

1) A civilian walking down the street to market gets killed by a cruise missile fired at the market.

2) A civilian asleep in their house is killed when their house is targetting by a smart bomb and blown up.

OK, these two are regrettable innocents being killed- but since the US doesn't make a habit of targetting markets or houses, they're very small in number!

3) A civilian working at a chemical weapon factory gets killed when the chemical weapon plant is bombed.

4) A civilian security guard at a weapons depot is killed when the weapons explode.

5) A civilian contractor repairing a tank is killed by a MOAB dropped on the unit.

6) A civilian engineer is killed when the military command center he works at is destroyed.

7) A civilian delivering snackiecakes to the tehran bunker vending machines eats a 5,000lb bunker buster.

etc, etc. The list goes on. My point is that there are a lot of civilians directly supporting the military that aren't exactly "innocent" and would be mire rightly counted among the military casualties than civilian. I'm a civilian and work for the US military, but I acknowledge I'm also a valid military target because of what I do. And I think the vast majority of civilian casualties in this campaign will not be innocent.

this is what neocons actually believe

# ? Dec 17, 2017 15:14

mcclay: Jul 8, 2013; Oh dear oh gosh oh darn; Soiled Meat

Prav posted:

How long will it take to capture Tehran? 2 days
Will Khamenei be killed? Yes
Total Iranian civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Iran: 3000 dead
Total military casualties U.S.: 15 dead
Will the Iranian army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Revolutionary Guard fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Khamenei mine the strait? Yes
Will Khamenei launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Khamenei sacrifice Tehran (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the Kurds make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Iraq do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Khamenei burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the US be occupying Iran? ~15 years
Will the Iranian war catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the world? Good

We have to look at what those civilian casualties are- just because they're civilian doesn't make them innocent! Lets take a look at a few possibilities:

1) A civilian walking down the street to market gets killed by a cruise missile fired at the market.

2) A civilian asleep in their house is killed when their house is targetting by a smart bomb and blown up.

OK, these two are regrettable innocents being killed- but since the US doesn't make a habit of targetting markets or houses, they're very small in number!

3) A civilian working at a chemical weapon factory gets killed when the chemical weapon plant is bombed.

4) A civilian security guard at a weapons depot is killed when the weapons explode.

5) A civilian contractor repairing a tank is killed by a MOAB dropped on the unit.

6) A civilian engineer is killed when the military command center he works at is destroyed.

7) A civilian delivering snackiecakes to the tehran bunker vending machines eats a 5,000lb bunker buster.

etc, etc. The list goes on. My point is that there are a lot of civilians directly supporting the military that aren't exactly "innocent" and would be mire rightly counted among the military casualties than civilian. I'm a civilian and work for the US military, but I acknowledge I'm also a valid military target because of what I do. And I think the vast majority of civilian casualties in this campaign will not be innocent.

Source your quotes

# ? Dec 17, 2017 19:45

Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

mcclay posted:

Source your quotes

Was it Grover?

# ? Dec 17, 2017 21:48

OhFunny: Jun 26, 2013; EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Frosted Flake posted:

Was it Grover?

# ? Dec 18, 2017 06:03

Best Korea: Feb 15, 2012

The Orb wants Iran.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9selhGBPdek

# ? Dec 19, 2017 01:44

Dreylad: Jun 19, 2001

Best Korea posted:

The Orb wants Iran.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9selhGBPdek

holy poo poo

# ? Dec 19, 2017 03:40

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

tower time posted:

# ? Dec 19, 2017 04:03

Willie Tomg: Feb 2, 2006

Best Korea posted:

The Orb wants Iran.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9selhGBPdek

lmao even in their propaganda the saudis have americans doing the actual fighting, what weak garbage people

# ? Dec 19, 2017 06:29

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

America has known for like 4 decades that Donald Trump is an insane huckster, yet we still voted him control over the lives and deaths of MILLIONS, it rules

# ? Dec 19, 2017 07:04

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

im gonna watch the state of the union to hopefully watch trump have an accident

# ? Dec 19, 2017 07:14

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Prav posted:

How long will it take to capture Tehran? 2 days
Will Khamenei be killed? Yes
Total Iranian civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Iran: 3000 dead
Total military casualties U.S.: 15 dead
Will the Iranian army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Revolutionary Guard fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Khamenei mine the strait? Yes
Will Khamenei launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Khamenei sacrifice Tehran (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the Kurds make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Iraq do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Khamenei burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the US be occupying Iran? ~15 years
Will the Iranian war catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the world? Good

We have to look at what those civilian casualties are- just because they're civilian doesn't make them innocent! Lets take a look at a few possibilities:

1) A civilian walking down the street to market gets killed by a cruise missile fired at the market.

2) A civilian asleep in their house is killed when their house is targetting by a smart bomb and blown up.

OK, these two are regrettable innocents being killed- but since the US doesn't make a habit of targetting markets or houses, they're very small in number!

3) A civilian working at a chemical weapon factory gets killed when the chemical weapon plant is bombed.

4) A civilian security guard at a weapons depot is killed when the weapons explode.

5) A civilian contractor repairing a tank is killed by a MOAB dropped on the unit.

6) A civilian engineer is killed when the military command center he works at is destroyed.

7) A civilian delivering snackiecakes to the tehran bunker vending machines eats a 5,000lb bunker buster.

etc, etc. The list goes on. My point is that there are a lot of civilians directly supporting the military that aren't exactly "innocent" and would be mire rightly counted among the military casualties than civilian. I'm a civilian and work for the US military, but I acknowledge I'm also a valid military target because of what I do. And I think the vast majority of civilian casualties in this campaign will not be innocent.

if this is serious and not some 15 yr old meme from 2003 then this is insanely optimistic even for the equivalent of operation iranian freedom

# ? Dec 19, 2017 07:18

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:50

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Typo posted:

if this is serious and not some 15 yr old meme from 2003 then this is insanely optimistic even for the equivalent of operation iranian freedom

hearts & minds~ :h:

We will be greeted and welcome as liberators.

# ? Dec 19, 2017 07:19

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