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Chinatown posted:steve jobs is loving dead and not coming back u TURDS
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Play posted:Oh that's neat, I can buy a new battery for like 8 bucks and pop it in within a few seconds. But your idea is cool too. Definitely. Cool idea No you can't unless your phone is old as balls or some weird extra lovely brand. No modern mainstream android phone has a replaceable battery.
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Dec 22, 2017 08:20
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emoji posted:No you can't unless your phone is old as balls or some weird extra lovely brand. No modern mainstream android phone has a replaceable battery. TBH I was surprised to find out the S8 has an SD card slot.
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Dec 22, 2017 08:21
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Yeah your premium smartphone throttles your CPU to make your lovely old battery perform better. Don't like it then replace the battery.
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Dec 22, 2017 08:28
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Millstone posted:Yeah your premium smartphone throttles your CPU to make your lovely old battery perform better. Don't like it then replace the battery. The whole problem is it doesn't tell you it's doing this so most just assumed their phone couldn't handle IOS 11 and bought a new one. gently caress Apple my next phone will be a google pixel
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Dec 22, 2017 08:51
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Play posted:Oh that's neat, I can buy a new battery for like 8 bucks and pop it in within a few seconds. But your idea is cool too. Definitely. Cool idea Oh cool, running a Nokia is kind of neat in a retro way, I mean they did last a couple weeks on standby if you didn’t play too much Snake
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Dec 22, 2017 09:01
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theperminator posted:gently caress Apple my next phone will be a google pixel Why wait, just do it now.
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Dec 22, 2017 09:02
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If they were concerned about my phone's battery life, the newest update wouldn't have flicked the Wi-Fi switch in the pull up menu from On/Off to On/Still-On-But-Not-Explicitly-Connecting-To-Anything. Sad thing is that I've bought enough programs in the App Store to be begrudgingly loyal to the brand for life. I'm ready to buy a new phone...as soon as they fix the missing headphone jack problem.
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Dec 22, 2017 09:05
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VivaLa Eeveelution posted:If they were concerned about my phone's battery life, the newest update wouldn't have flicked the Wi-Fi switch in the pull up menu from On/Off to On/Still-On-But-Not-Explicitly-Connecting-To-Anything. Ah yes, the sunk cost phallusy
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Dec 22, 2017 09:08
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I wonder if it's partly to stop puffed batteries in older phones.
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myDad posted:OS X is bad This thread is bad.
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Dec 22, 2017 09:17
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I will vote for Trump if he promises to nuke Cupertino on the first day of his next term
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The Dennis System posted:No wonder my 5S is so slow. same but galaxy s7 that runs slower than the 5 year old sony I had before it
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Dec 22, 2017 09:34
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see this isn’t an issue with android cause they’ll never get updates cause their batteries are already poo poo cause they’re already horrendously slow
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Dec 22, 2017 10:49
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emoji posted:No you can't unless your phone is old as balls or some weird extra lovely brand. No modern mainstream android phone has a replaceable battery. Lg v20 b*tch
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Dec 22, 2017 10:56
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Oh crap Reddit is going to have a cow
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Dec 22, 2017 10:59
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when a major multi billion dollar company does shady poo poo to trick its consumer base into buying more of its product those same consumers roll their eyes and respond to anyone opposing this with "yeah, duh, like, buy a new phone, who cares. cup the balls you stingy bitch." that's how bitch-made by corporations we've become.
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Dec 22, 2017 11:11
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emoji posted:No you can't unless your phone is old as balls or some weird extra lovely brand. No modern mainstream android phone has a replaceable battery. I got a 3 years old Samsung and I can replace the battery just fine. (joke about that being old and a poo poo brand here) Are people seriously paying Apple 80 bucks for a new battery?
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Dec 22, 2017 11:28
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Planned obsolescence is theft and vandalism. I say it a lot but time for guillotines.
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Dec 22, 2017 11:31
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The mental gymnastics people are doing elsewhere to justify Apple crippling their phones is amazing. No one seems to have an answer as to why this isn't a thing for every device with a lithium battery, why Apple have these apparently delicate batteries that apparently need their soothing hand to prevent people's phones from instantly shutting down as soon as you open Safari or something. Non user-replaceable batteries in everything, gradual throttling that would coincide with iPhone upgrade cycles, all done silently and without consent... I'm so glad Apple takes good care of this device I paid money for, that was sold to me with a fixed specification.
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Dec 22, 2017 11:39
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roboshit posted:maybe im just an apple retard but their explanation makes sense and apple literally is sued all the time so theres really not a story here It doesn't make sense because my iPhone's battery was apparently fine in 8.9 but 24 hours later it's worse with 9.0? If the phone can't supposedly handle the update without running like poo poo then it shouldn't get the update. Meanwhile I can take an android phone or windows computer from 9 years ago and force it to the latest update and they run fine Next you're gonna tell me Apple doesn't let you download file attachments to your phone or add mp3s you didn't get from iTunes!
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Dec 22, 2017 11:42
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Stebe was a bad person but he was also not retarded enough to try to pull something like this
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Dec 22, 2017 11:53
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Apple has an amazing racket going on. They not only slow old phones, they bloat new iOS versions and force developers to use the newest APIs so apps won’t run on old iOS versions. But even with all this, iPhones are infinitely better than Android poo poo.
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Dec 22, 2017 11:55
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Neurolimal posted:Stebe was a bad person but he was also not retarded enough to try to pull something like this he was pretty retarded i mean he tried to cure his easily-treatable gut cancer by eating fruit until it was no longer easily-treatable
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Dec 22, 2017 11:58
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:he was pretty retarded i mean he tried to cure his easily-treatable gut cancer by eating fruit until it was no longer easily-treatable
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Pawn 17 posted:Apple has an amazing racket going on. They not only slow old phones, they bloat new iOS versions and force developers to use the newest APIs so apps won’t run on old iOS versions. Yep. I almost lolled out of my seat when my loving local newspaper app refused to run on 8.0
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Dec 22, 2017 12:08
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:he was pretty retarded i mean he tried to cure his easily-treatable gut cancer by eating fruit until it was no longer easily-treatable Despite being a design boy he proved that he could be just as retardedly arrogant about what he knows as any engineer
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:he was pretty retarded i mean he tried to cure his easily-treatable gut cancer by eating fruit until it was no longer easily-treatable it's me except replace "gut cancer" with "depression" and "fruit" with "pizza"
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Dec 22, 2017 12:15
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:he was pretty retarded i mean he tried to cure his easily-treatable gut cancer by eating fruit until it was no longer easily-treatable He was a massive rear end in a top hat that intentionally parked in handicapped spaces just because He also refused to acknowledge his daughter for decades
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My pops went to high school with stebe and he always tells this story about how stebe hosed up the schools lawn by turning cookies on it in his sportscar
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Dec 22, 2017 12:34
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:He was a massive rear end in a top hat that intentionally parked in handicapped spaces just because he actually loopholed the parking spot law by buying new cars
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Durzel posted:Dunno why he didn't just tap up his fanboys for a whole new set of organs. I don't doubt that some of them would've actually sacrificed themselves to provide essential organs. He used his wealth and connections to place himself at the top of the list for transplant and stole an organ from someone who needed it before dying in one last act of malice
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Former DILF posted:turning cookies Who says this
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Blue Train posted:He used his wealth and connections to place himself at the top of the list for transplant and stole an organ from someone who needed it before dying in one last act of malice Ha ha, really? Hadn't heard this part of the story.
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Stabbatical posted:Ha ha, really? Hadn't heard this part of the story. He flew to Tennessee to do it smh http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/06/24/liver.transplant.priority.lists/
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Stabbatical posted:Ha ha, really? Hadn't heard this part of the story. http://fortune.com/2013/12/08/the-surgeon-who-gave-steve-jobs-a-new-liver-and-two-more-years-faces-new-questions/ http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Economy/story?id=7902416&page=1 We are their cattle. No war like class war.
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Dec 22, 2017 12:56
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So his stupidity hurt himself and killed someone else. By taking the next liver he literally hurt someone who probably wasn't using some homeopathic garbage. Glad that turtleneck wearing poo poo croaked. Nothing of value was lost
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Poors with 1000$ phones (and their inevitably cracked screens) make me scoff. Get yourself a nice low-end model and ignore 99% of all apps.
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Blue Train posted:He used his wealth and connections to place himself at the top of the list for transplant and stole an organ from someone who needed it before dying in one last act of malice
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