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Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
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He explicitly has at least one magic item embedded in his shell and seems to know what the heart is and want it beyond it just being a jewel. He is also giant and one of the only animals that is able to speak, he also lives in the land of monsters. He clearly has powers beyond what a crab would normally have.

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Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
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australiar posted:

dammit no he is just a crab. he is a regular crab, just huge and smart, and he likes to collect ornaments and sing songs about himself. he lays eggs, as all male crabs do, and when he sheds his skin an octopus takes up residence inside it. it's great, don't tell me any more

At the very least he's a crab that owns a magic hook that was created by the gods and is the explicit source of nearly all of a demigod's powers.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
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australiar posted:

shut up he's a big gay crab

he lives in the land of monsters, not the land ofcraps

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