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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Wizards move in, rents go up, suddenly the mom & pop on the corner is a national chain necromancer supplier, the little cafe is a fast-potion joint--it's just terrible.



...and the wind whispers...Xandu

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Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Xaaanduuuu

Xaaanduuuuuuuuu

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Peter getting pretty defensive there about his relationship with Dr. Strange as if MJ accused him of two-timing her.

"MJ, a mind-meld over the astral plane is not 'emotional cheating', gawd. He just had to be intimately familiar with the core of my whole being in a way you could never understand in order to spirit me across time and space."

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
It's time for 70s NSM once again:



Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Haifisch posted:

It's time for 70s NSM once again:





Completely foreseeable consequences! Oh nooooooo!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Haifisch posted:

It's time for 70s NSM once again:

Yes!

Shaddak posted:

Completely foreseeable consequences! Oh nooooooo!

Yessss!

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Spider-sense: Locates petty criminals who can't even properly harass an old lady out of a check as they lift some hardware.

Spider-sense: Can't warn Peter about a man standing behind a door with an assault rifle ready to fire.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




MJ just wants some Strange.

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.
Stop trying to meet my friends, MJ!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

She wants to see his Wand of Watoomb.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Dude's a wizard, he probably already knows.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

David D. Davidson posted:

Dude's a wizard, he probably already knows.

Dude lives in New York City, he probably already knows.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

I really hope it takes a whole week of Spidey getting the crap kicked out of him for that pedestrian to make the arduous journey of two steps in any direction.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
You've seen him almost get beaten by "Guy With Whip", now, watch Spider-Man face the onslaught of... Guy With Chain!

Peter is just fighting the Belmonts at this point. JJJ's next theory about him better be that he's secretly a vampire.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




SORCERV!

Must be the name of Xandu's ice cream place.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

MJ coming real close to just outright stating "I need to gently caress this wizard."

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Lobok posted:

MJ coming real close to just outright stating "I need to gently caress this wizard."

She has very specific fetish.

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Qwertycoatl posted:

I know the comic is set in the superhero dimension but it still feels weird to me that they live in a version of New York that's basically normal except you can casually say "Oh yeah, the guy living in that expensive house is a doctor and also a wizard"

That's one of my favorite things about the PS4 Spider-Man game. You can't throw a stick in Marvel New York without hitting a super person's house so everywhere you go it' s like Wakandan Embassy, Strange House, Law Offices of Nelson & Murdock, Baxter Building, it really helps the world feel Marvelly.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Alhazred posted:

She has very specific fetish.

Yeah.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Oh no, the stereo cabinet's neck!

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




"Pardon me, m'lady."

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
MJ getting weak in the knees from having her hand held by a man in a trenchcoat. Right after saying she really wants to go visit a wizard with her husband.

Peter, either you go grab a bottle of viagra or subscribe to a sexshop outlet because if this gets worse MJ is gonna fall over the next time a truck drives by.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Tingling? Like my spider-sense? Does he suspect I'm Spider-Man?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

You never say that about my touch anymore....

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
No Peter, that's a famous rock artist. Maybe you should get your multifaceted eyes checked?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Are those cars ramming each other?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





MJ is thirsty, thirsty for wizards.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


My thirst sense, oh it's kinda like your spider sense, tiger

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
MJ on a mission to find some Strange.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Saoshyant posted:

My thirst sense, oh it's kinda like your spider sense, tiger

Uh oh! Have I said too much? Does Peter suspect that I, Mary-Jane Watson-Parker, am actually... Thirst-Woman?!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Poor Robbie, all A-1 over there. Or maybe Jonah is the one who's A-1. I'm not sure, but I sure hope Peter can help get whoever it is out of A-1 status.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Whoever it is, you know this A-1 person will be saucy.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



This scene kinda hosed me up as a kid, no lie.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Like Morbius' hand suckers, it skirts actual violence by going into strange body horror.

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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
That was actually the real MJ, she just got so thirsty she swung over to the other side of the spectrum and turned into actual water.

I am sure that works out somehow.

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