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MorningMoon posted:
Were the last three bad guys superpowered or were they just, y'know, stronger than a raccoon?
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May 11, 2021 17:54
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Johnny Walker posted:Pete's stoned. That's just the oxygen deprivation
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May 11, 2021 17:57
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  It's a testament to NSM that literally every storyline being posted in this thread right now is my favorite.
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May 11, 2021 18:48
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 I can't beat a racoon or a rather large normal man, but I'll go toe-to-toe vs the loving Hulk.
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Peter: Don't forget I have the proportionate strength of a very stupid person! Dr. Connors: So does the Hulk... and he's bigger than you so he has a lot more of it! Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 10:27 on May 12, 2021 |
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May 12, 2021 10:03
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 The guy who wanted to go 1v1 on the Hulk
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May 12, 2021 12:29
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Would you rather fight ten raccoon sized Hulks or one Hulk-sized raccoon? Trick question: if you're Spider-man, you'll just lose to a raccoon-sized raccoon anyways.
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May 12, 2021 13:55
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May 12, 2021 18:18
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"Why didn't my key work? Where's all my stuff? What're these papers you're handing me? What's 'dee-vorse'?"
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May 12, 2021 18:31
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Peter’s fighting a completely bound and restrained raccoon  and losing
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May 12, 2021 20:00
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Luckily for Spider-Man Kingpin in the strips is somehow even dumber than Spidey and his plans are so massively convoluted they never actually cause his foe any real harm, other than temporarily making him think he is crazy. And Spidey is too dumb to remember it happening for very long anyway.
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evilmiera posted:Luckily for Spider-Man Kingpin in the strips is somehow even dumber than Spidey I don't know this is true. Sure, Kingpin had an evil plot for a TV doctor to say "Spider-Man is crazy!" for a few weeks in hopes that Spider-Man would decide to go to her and then drink a drugged drink to knock him unconscious so that Kingpin could fight him in a greased room. That's an incredibly stupid plan, but it worked. Spidey completely fell for it and it was only by an incredible
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May 13, 2021 01:13
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the plan worked until it didn't because kingpin was outsmarted by nsm.
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May 13, 2021 05:13
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 No, Rocket, you're winning you don't have to listen to him
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May 13, 2021 15:19
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MorningMoon posted:
Big Emperor's New Groove energy here.
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May 13, 2021 16:10
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 Do you not have to pay for plane tickets if you just don't show up for the flight? Did they not have to make reservations at a hotel or anything?
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May 13, 2021 17:03
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Johnny Walker posted:
It's pre-9/11 so i'll just accept all airport things being magically perfect back then.
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May 13, 2021 18:58
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Nutty? Crook? Shoving hot noodles on someone's head? 
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May 13, 2021 19:02
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The cook is only now realizing how lovely his soup is quote:That 'krakk' is the sound of every single bone in Pete's hand shattering into splinters because he just hit the Hulk's non-glass jaw
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:the plan worked until it didn't because kingpin was outsmarted by nsm. Exactly. His big plan was foiled by him being outmaneuvered by a guy who was dumb enough to drink a roofie he saw being added to his drink, and who didn't bother trying to web him up with two sets of webs when that knife came into play. Or just, you know, threw him through a wall without weakening him first because he's Spiderman.
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I don't think it counts as being outsmarted when his plan only failed because the writers ignored how air works.
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Binary Badger posted:That 'krakk' is the sound of every single bone in Pete's hand shattering into splinters because he just hit the Hulk's non-glass jaw Wait... Oh no
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The Hulk's ARRRR is unrelated to the krakking of Peter's hand; that's pain from Peter's urticating hairs embedding themselves in his jaw.
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Peter: Gino! So you were the guy who robbed those people and committed those crimes and dumped those noodles on that vendor's head! Gino: That's right, it was me all alo.... wait, what?
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May 14, 2021 07:36
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Daily Bugle photographer commits common assault, news at 11!
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Johnny Walker posted:
"Mr. Fisk, did Spider-man do that to you?" is one of my new favorite panels 
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May 14, 2021 17:58
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Still writing for the New Yorker last I heard
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May 14, 2021 17:59
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Johnny Walker posted:
Goddamn, it is. And a pretty horrifying Kingpin one.
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It reminds me of this dude.
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Oh my God he didn't call the cops or anything, despite telling Lessinger Kingpin would go to jail (temporarily). Holy poo poo, he really did just gently caress off and go (to the airport and then to) home!
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May 15, 2021 02:14
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Jerusalem posted:Oh my God he didn't call the cops or anything, despite telling Lessinger Kingpin would go to jail (temporarily). Holy poo poo, he really did just gently caress off and go (to the airport and then to) home! No he never said Kingpin would go to jail. He just said that Fisk would get pissed, and lay low for a while until he comes up with another scheme
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MonsterEnvy posted:No he never said Kingpin would go to jail. He just said that Fisk would get pissed, and lay low for a while until he comes up with another scheme Mother of God you're right, he's even lazier than I thought 
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Kingpin exploited the Air Bud Clause. There's no law that says you can't drug Spider-Man and then challenge him to a fight in a greased room.
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