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Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.


"Batman's on his fourth Robin. If something happens where am I going to find another incredibly hot woman who's into me?

I mean I already have one but then I'd need a new side-piece."

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Well that was a short arc.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Honey, I've gotta go the bathroom! Can I tag you in for this fight?
Yes! Lemme at 'im!
*Juggernaut presses MJ through a steam pipe grate*

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

Johnny Walker posted:



Well that was a short arc.

Peter: "I hear that sometimes costumed crimefighters 'investigate,' so your first assignment is to find out what that means."

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender




Needs more RRRROONK.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
oh man, it is time for petty bully bruce banner.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
MJ just has her pick of brown haired hunks.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

"You did remember to put Kingpin in the cell with walls he can't just crush between his fingers, right?"

*guard pauses just slightly too long before answering* "yeah"

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

davidspackage posted:

"You did remember to put Kingpin in the cell with walls he can't just crush between his fingers, right?"

*guard pauses just slightly too long before answering* "yeah"

I mean, I'm more concerned that apparently Kingpin's solution to Spider-man was just to shoot him with a gun. A gun that didn't even kill his wife when she jumped into the shot.

Sure, NOW we know Spidey can be beat by a local raccoon, but its not like Kingpin knew that.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

"Boss, that still doesn't explain how Spider-Man hurt your wife!"

Of course that thug only thought that, didn't say it. He's not an idiot.

Also it's nice to see that Bruce Banner is either a huge theater buff or just a nerd about newspaper photographers since those are the only two ways he'd know that was Peter Parker on sight.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MJ: He's lost a lot of blood! Quick Peter, take your shirt off!
Peter: Oh this is a hard choice, should I truly risk my secret identity just to provide a bandage to stop the bleeding?
MJ: ... oh right, as a bandage. Right. :sweatdrop:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




:females:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Glad Peter learned to be less sexist a few decades later

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender




So much blood! Look at all the blood everywhere!

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Haifisch posted:

So much blood! Look at all the blood everywhere!

You can't see it because he's lost so much!

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

That point would work a lot better if you actually called him Wilson rather than Kingpin (of crime).

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Johnny Walker posted:



Well that was a short arc.
He looks like he's biting and pulling at MJ's skin in that kiss panel.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Haifisch posted:




So much blood! Look at all the blood everywhere!

That filename seems like a sound effect

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




"I would have been 'Man-Man' instead."

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.
Also, your uncle would probably still be dead.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Someone should make that a line in a movie or something

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Johnny Walker posted:

"I would have been 'Man-Man' instead."
There are worse fates.





Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



MorningMoon posted:


Someone should make that a line in a movie or something

Sound reasoning, MJ

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Johnny Walker posted:

"I would have been 'Man-Man' instead."


https://youtu.be/bMrDLUVzk00
Man Man
Does whatever a Man can
Is he strong? Lisen bud
He's got blood

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Johnny Walker posted:

"I would have been 'Man-Man' instead."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Canine-Dog is trying his loving best you monster! :argh:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Good morning! What am I doing? Oh, just pouring orange juice in a totally natural way.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

"Hey MJ, have you seen the Bugle this morning? Charlie Brown's trying to kick the football again!"
"Trying...?"
"Haven't finished yet. Still making my way through the second panel. I have a good feeling about this one!"

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Johnny Walker posted:



Good morning! What am I doing? Oh, just pouring orange juice in a totally natural way.

drat, MJ giving Peter a run for his beefcake money

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

"Tony Stark to wed May Parker"

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Johnny Walker posted:



Good morning! What am I doing? Oh, just pouring orange juice in a totally natural way.

I'm just glad he stopped being so sexist to his wife. Anyway, in the present


oh no

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Another iconic panel. :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

In pure space-son fashion, Rocket is gonna keep asking Peter that until he gets an answer :allears:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Now that Pete has been thoroughly beaten up, we're heading into the meat and potatoes of this arc

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




NEXT: Someone messes with "The Bugle"!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Pete aged 40 years between panel one and three.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i love the craggy, amorphous faces from this period. just looking at them makes me chuckle.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Push El Burrito posted:

Pete aged 40 years between panel one and three.

That's a real sizzler

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Johnny Walker posted:



NEXT: Someone messes with "The Bugle"!

SECOND PANEL READ AROUND THE PICTURE OH MY GOD

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