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 Modern medical miracles.
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Jan 6, 2018 05:54
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so uh, he didn't use the front door? he jumped in a random window and is heckling someone in housekeeping.
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Jan 6, 2018 06:27
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Samuringa posted:That guy's face reminds me of some businessman supervillain but I can't quite put my finger on it Vandal Savage?
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Jan 6, 2018 06:46
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I was thinking Foreigner, by the middle panel.
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Jan 6, 2018 07:38
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He looks like Latino Morbius
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Jan 6, 2018 08:14
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Oh poo poo first The Hulk, now The Submariner to- Manatee Cannon posted:when did namor move to florida and why is he working in a hospital Goddammit!
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Jan 6, 2018 12:53
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Drakyn posted:
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Jan 6, 2018 12:59
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Newspaper Spider-Man: Now Starring Latino Namor
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Jan 6, 2018 16:32
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Spiderman: (Throttes Doctor) YOU HAVE TO HELP THIS MAN!! Doctor: What man? Spiderman: The one I had to drop onto the floor so I had my hands free to throttle you. You might want to check him for a concussion.
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Jan 6, 2018 18:38
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By chance, Jonah is just around the corner. "Spider-Man assaults defenceless hospital worker! Dammit, why isn't Parker here to get the photo?" And this being NSM, you know Peter would pull his mask off and go "Yo."
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Jan 6, 2018 23:08
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Payndz posted:By chance, Jonah is just around the corner. "Spider-Man assaults defenceless hospital worker! Dammit, why isn't Parker here to get the photo?" nah JJJ would call him while standing next to spider-man while peter spends three days panicking if his phone is on silent or not
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Jan 7, 2018 00:13
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Jan 7, 2018 07:51
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What’s the worst thing that could happen Peter you fucken idiot
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Jan 7, 2018 07:58
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Just kick your way into the operating theatre, it'll be fine.
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Jan 7, 2018 08:00
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Jesus Christ Bruce
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Jan 7, 2018 08:05
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I am so looking forward to The Hulk AND Lizard The Hulk being together in a hospital full of vulnerable and sick patients with only Newspaper Spider-Man to protect them. Wait no. not looking forward to. Completely horrified by.
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Jan 7, 2018 08:07
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1. Peter if all he needs is a transfusion they can do that right in the ER :facepalm: 2. If you knew he needed a transfusion, why not you and the other world-class scientist MacGuyver some swamp gear out of Connors' poo poo shack? What was even the point of it if you were going to hightail it back to Miami? 3. Bruce, don't threaten to murder cab drivers. Honey, just, this is fugitive etiquette 102.
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Jan 7, 2018 08:44
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from the look on that guy's face, he knows what happens if you cross half-naked dudes who threaten to murder you and your wife in florida. also uh, an operating room is not an emergency room, and anyway now they have to move to a different operating room since the idiot in tights who has been hanging out in a swamp all day just contaminated it.
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Jan 7, 2018 09:04
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Yeah our hero just committed involuntary manslaughter
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Jan 7, 2018 09:07
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in two consecutive panels the colorist put the wound in different places.
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Jan 7, 2018 09:09
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oh wait, poo poo. that's not even a cab driver. they aren't trying to get a ride from him or anything. that's just some random guy who is upset that two nutjobs are disrupting traffic, so banner threatened to murder him.
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Jan 7, 2018 09:11
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If he's AB negative, he can get blood from loving anyone as long as they're not Rh positive!  I mean, ignoring that whatever effect The Lizard blood has on transfusions. It's me, I'm the one mad about scientific accuracy in the strip where a werewolf was killed by projecting the sun in a planetarium.
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Jan 7, 2018 09:30
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Also "Blood is THICKER..." than what? Than Peter? Not possible.
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Jan 7, 2018 09:32
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So instead of all of them going to the hospital in an ambulance, Peter leapfrogged Curt several city blocks (with no idea where he was going), threatened an orderly and then burst into an operating room. While the only one who can donate (at least according to the strip's idea of science) is running through traffic. Also, he exposed his secret identity to Bruce in the process. For no reason. The only way this could be more Newspaper Spider-Man is if one of the doctors punched him in the head.
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Jan 7, 2018 09:42
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Haifisch posted:If he's AB negative, he can get blood from loving anyone as long as they're not Rh positive! Obviously he has AB- with a different type P from the average person. You know, P, for Purple Pants. He shares it with the hulk.
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Jan 7, 2018 10:24
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Should uh should we be bringing the Hulk into a busy hospital?
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Jan 7, 2018 12:30
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Probably won't hulk out if he's pumped full of sedatives.
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Jan 7, 2018 12:56
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"Hi, this is my verbally aggressive, homeless-looking friend, he needs some opiates so nobody gets hurt." "Lady, I've already called the cops."
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Jan 7, 2018 13:00
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:oh wait, poo poo. that's not even a cab driver. they aren't trying to get a ride from him or anything. that's just some random guy who is upset that two nutjobs are disrupting traffic, so banner threatened to murder him. An everyday occurrence in Florida. If I was that driver I'd just assume he's high on bath salts or something.
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Jan 7, 2018 13:12
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:oh wait, poo poo. that's not even a cab driver. they aren't trying to get a ride from him or anything. that's just some random guy who is upset that two nutjobs are disrupting traffic, so banner threatened to murder him. <Looks at driver being threatened by Bruce. Sees gray flattop. Looks at black smudge under his upper lip that might be a brush mustache misplaced by Sunday colorist> Guys, that's probably not Jonah. But what if that were Jonah?
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Jan 7, 2018 17:45
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I thought it was Jonah for a moment, too. Shoulda been.
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Jan 7, 2018 17:51
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jonah's in the hospital now for an emergency mustache transplant that spider-man interrupted by barging into the er
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Jan 7, 2018 18:05
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That piece of salami on conner's leg is sucking out all his blood!  also  at torn-pants bruce and MJ running through broad daylight traffic
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Jan 7, 2018 18:07
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Isn't receiving a blood transfusion from Bruce Banner the literal origin story of the She-Hulk?
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Jan 7, 2018 18:56
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yourdadsbestfriend posted:Isn't receiving a blood transfusion from Bruce Banner the literal origin story of the She-Hulk? Shh, we are supposed to be surprised with the Hulk Lizard in a few days/weeks.
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Jan 7, 2018 19:08
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yourdadsbestfriend posted:Isn't receiving a blood transfusion from Bruce Banner the literal origin story of the She-Hulk? Yes. We might be getting the lizard, the hulk, or the lizard-hulk in a busy hospital. Peter is a Fucken dangerous idiot who should have been able to do the blood transfusion at the shack
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Jan 7, 2018 19:09
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I don't care what Connors turns into, as long as he's wearing a leotard.
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Jan 7, 2018 19:23
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Connors is totally going to go into hulk mode whenever his next arm serum doesnt work, good work peter
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