Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I was thinking Foreigner, by the middle panel.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Kantesu posted:

Donating blood to Dr. Conners will somehow result in Jameson turning into the Lizard. Connors growing a toothbrush mustache and demanding pictures, pictures of Spider-Man!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Synthbuttrange posted:

Choose doc! Same blood type, gamma radiation, or universal donor, spider radiation!

"Is there ANYONE in the room who doesn't have irradiated blood?"

MJ: "Yeahhh, but I don't like needles, sooo..."

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

:mmmhmm:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Synthbuttrange posted:



ITS HAPPENING

I love the absurd edits that this thread produces.

*is tapped on shoulder* Oh

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Otherkinsey Scale posted:



It's happening.

Beautiful. So beautiful.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Synthbuttrange posted:

To make up for Recap Monday, have 2005's Spider-Man and Rhino's terrifying thinking face



Rhino, tell us the awesome loving plan.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Please let this clumsy rescue attempt be what brings out the Hulk, now furious at Spider-Man.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Who will stop the rampage of hospital tail-slappage now?

I love how a The Lizard is lucid enough to speak and reason, but is just naturally evil. It's... nostalgic.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

I gronnk you.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Haifisch is posting 2005 NSM in the newspaper Comic Strip thread, I want to inflict this one on others:

Haifisch posted:

2005 Spiderman

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Lobok posted:

Newspaper Spider-Man just staying ultra current with the memes these days.



Bruce Jenner does sound a lot like Bruce Banner...

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

mind the walrus posted:

I like how totally superfluous the hospital became, when all they had to do was transfuse Connors in the swamp to begin with.

*nods furiously*

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

"Is that that Spider-Guy Jameson would not shut up about the entire time even though we asked him to several times?"

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Haha, the exact same thing sprung to mind the moment I saw that comic.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
HULK NOT DYE HAIR! HULK HAIR NATURALLY BLACK WITH BLUE HIGHLIGHTS! TAKE BACK OUTRAGEOUS ACCUSATION OR HULK STUFF ALLIGATOR WHERE SUN DON'T SHINE!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Ahaha Jesus

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I hate him!
*gets slapped with a croc*
I love him!
*gets slapped with a boa*
I hate him!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

farraday posted:



I have regrets

It's more than I could've asked for. :golfclap:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Samuringa posted:

This conclusion feels like Spidey lucked out on a Speech check in a Bethesda game

*coins clink in the background*

The Lizard: you're getting warmer...

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
They'd have to find a body first. The gators will keep Connors's secret.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

oh boy, that last panel just begs to be taken out of context

I really want to show that panel to everyone who hasn't read that strip, maybe embed some techno music.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

:catstare: I appreciate this

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Yes, Dr. Connors... let's go to your remote, solitary lab, dressed only in torn pants, and... experiment.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

quite stretched out posted:

he took mjs bag by mistake

Sir there is literally nothing but cocaine in here

In fact *sniff* this bag is made of cocaine

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Spider-man goons can only see movement.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Holy poo poo, yes

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Push El Burrito posted:

Off in Florida, a stray bullet makes a hole in a hospital wall. It winds up hitting Bruce Banner, causing a loss of blood.

Dr. Connors turns to the camera, spreads his hands and says "here we go agaaaiiiiin!"

(an iris closes on his face, just before it shuts completely it pauses to allow Dr. Connors to wink)

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

VictorianQueerLit posted:

It will be similar to Thor getting switched around in the 90s and having a new, grizzled and hip attitude.


I feel like Thor only said the second part because he just heard what the first one sounded like.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Synthbuttrange posted:

He's just pale from bloodloss.

Sounds like someone needs a transfusion...

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I like the idea of one colorist seeing the other's work and going "son of a BITCH"

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I'm just gonna scream SABRETOOTH until Stan Lee hears me and me and my apartment get less lonely

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

It's fine Robbie, I haven't slept in 40 years! Ha! Ha!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Epicurius posted:

To be fair, the Mole People are pretty hapless.

Um, mods?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Peter's about to kick himself in the nards across panels.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Love how they were about to throw down last strip, and now they're standing around like a pair of assholes at a bus stop.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
"Let's see why they call you Iron Lung!"

*Spidey crashes into a massive metal breathing spparatus, falls to the floor and stops moving*

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

I'm crying.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Lurdiak posted:

Even when he only has one line, Spidey sounds insane.

That wasn't even a joke, that was just irrelevant information. Pete might as well have said "yup!"

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

rare Magic card l00k posted:

The best part is the guy with the gun informing Iron Fist that his movie-watching habits are nobody's business.

Well Mr. Fist, your new song is about to be number one... with a bullet.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply