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Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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My favourite pair of strips will forever be during the Ant-Man storyline in 2016.

Peter and Ant-Man (Scott Lang) meet up, compare notes, and realise oh no! The bad guy's gonna kill Hank Pym! We have to go ask JJJ where the bad guy is!



And then, after they beat the bad guy, everything's fine! ...Except they're still in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere, New Jersey.

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Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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FAPPO!

(The sound of all the bones in Connor's body breaking.)

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Drakyn posted:


Modern medical miracles.

lmao

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Dr.Connors tries a new serum, and grows a Hulk arm.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Florida Man is a regular customer at the ER.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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:piss::arghfist::gonk:

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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WHY WOULD YOU ANNOUNCE YOUR NAME? Bruce, you're a wanted man, there's no loving need to tell them your name. Just say "I happen to have the same blood type", that's it :cripes:

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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"That's my secret, Captain. I'm always a jerk."

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Malachite_Dragon posted:

There's something magical about the phrase COME AT HULK, BRO

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Choco1980 posted:

HULK MAD TEACUPS OUT OF ORDER TODAY!!

I'm totally picturing them with mickey mouse club hats for the record.

Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me?
A-L-I-Z-A-R-D-H-U-L-K

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Samuringa posted:

And murdered Ronan, a cosmic threat.

He's just sleeping!

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Peter's blood changed how Bruce's powers work. Now instead of transforming he just gains the proportional strength and agility of a Hulk.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Cabbit posted:

Yeah, no, throwing fuckin' Spider-Man off the roof of a building is a surefire way to kill him. Really took him out of his comfort zone with that one.

Depends if he has something to web to. (Someone please post those Scarlet Spider panels, if you've seen them you know which ones I'm talking about, right now I'm phoneposting and can't fish them out.)

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Thank you :allears:

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Samuringa posted:

Good thing they preemptively stuffed their mouths with cocaine to better face The Lizard.

Let me tell you about a DC supervillain called Snowflame.

quote:

Powers
- Unique Physiology: Gains superpowers upon snorting cocaine.
--- Superhuman Strength
--- Superhuman Speed
--- Immunity to Pain
--- Pyrokinesis
--- Cocaine Touch: Touching Snowflame was sufficient to give The Floronic Man a contact high.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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He's like Spider-man summoning the spiders, only for real :allears:

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Daeren posted:



I call it the Herpetologist's Apprentice.

Art.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Anaconda remake looking good!

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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"His old tricks"? Was The Lizard ever able to mind-control reptiles? I don't remember this at all.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Metalshark posted:

Shh! Nobody tell Mikl that she's a lizard. :ohdear:

Hey now, I'm not a lizard! I'm a gronnnnk, tyvm :colbert:

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Don't worry, even if the python squeezes him he's got extra air under his moustache.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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How many gators could a Spider-Man chuck if a Spider-Man could chuck gators?

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Malachite_Dragon posted:


What the gently caress has this comic done to me
i should've been in bed an hour ago
instead i spent it making this loving thing

HELLO MAH GATOR
HELLO MAH PYTHON
HELLO MAH RAGTIME GROOOONK

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

if you have a gun that can turn things to gold why are you committing crimes

Maybe he doesn't want to get rich. He just wants to turn things into gold.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Oh my god the Lizard is posing while smirking.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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:perfect:

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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I'm ready for a full week of Spider-Man getting swatted around :allears:

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Watch JJJ cock this up by shouting something along the lines of "Yeah Spidey, get that The Lizard!"

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Samuringa posted:

their "test tubes"

Well they're long thin and tapered so they're sort of like test tubes?

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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NEXT: Spider-Man gets beaten up by a hobo

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Rigor Mortis has already set in.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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"Iron Fist, I've come to bargain!" *WHOMP* "UNNNNHHHHH!!"

"Iron Fist, I've come to bargain!" *WHOMP* "UNNNNHHHHH!!"

"Iron Fist, I've come to bargain!" *WHOMP* "UNNNNHHHHH!!"

"Iron Fist, I've come to bargain!" *WHOMP* "UNNNNHHHHH!!"

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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The perspective in this strip is seriously loving with my brain.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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And the beard is gone again :allears:

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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lmao

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Jerusalem posted:

Maybe it will be a nuanced and post-modern take on.... oh God this is going to be a beautiful loving disaster

And it's going to be magnificent :allears:

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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You know what I really want to see? A crossover between Netflix Iron First and MCU Spider-Man.

Teenage Spidey being the reasonable and competent one when compared to a thirty-something idiot would rule.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Spidey is right: fist, hand, claw... There's a pattern in there.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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You're telling me Danny Rand -- is Iron Fist?

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Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Snitches get stitches.

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