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Endless Mike posted:Also I realized it's been over a year since they were in New York. And it's not from a recent arc, but I think this strip perfectly encapsulates the spirit of NSM:
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2018 20:17 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:
If only.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 03:52 |
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 07:08 |
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Next strip: The guy takes Spiderman to the ER, where he has to wait for Connors to be triaged like anyone else.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 03:39 |
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If he's AB negative, he can get blood from loving anyone as long as they're not Rh positive! I mean, ignoring that whatever effect The Lizard blood has on transfusions. It's me, I'm the one mad about scientific accuracy in the strip where a werewolf was killed by projecting the sun in a planetarium.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2018 09:30 |
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ConfusedUs posted:Please oh please use both as donors so we can get the Lizard the Spider-Hulk AKA "exactly one neuron that somehow handles all his motor functions as he flails about wildly."
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 21:33 |
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Ikasuhito posted:Has the artist never given blood before? I give more than that for a blood screening.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 01:39 |
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She took an entire one tube! That's like 5 milliliters of blood! He's practically been sucked dry!
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2018 00:04 |
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I can't wait for Peter to then need a transfusion, and the only suitable blood type is The Lizard.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2018 01:35 |
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That's actually the one thing they got right in this mess. Blood drawing chairs tend to look like this: It's just harder to tell that's what's going on because NSM art.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2018 06:10 |
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Imagine a giant made of thousands of tiny s. That still wouldn't be enough for my reaction to this arc.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 09:09 |
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I can't wait for Lizard Hulk and Spider-Lizard to duke it out while Spidey's passed out from giving too much blood.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2018 07:06 |
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Cabbit posted:"Well, we have no medical records or even identification for you but, sure, what the hell, let's shove a ton of your blood into the Atomic Bomb that Walks Like a Man, Bruce Banner."
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2018 23:48 |
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In a tragic twist, it turns out that Banner has millions of microscopic bricks circulating in his blood, quickly destroying the Spiderblood and rendering the transfusion useless.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2018 01:32 |
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Jerusalem posted:Bah, it didn't even go GRONNNK?
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2018 17:58 |
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MJ's the first to realize there's a Spider-Hulk on the way.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2018 00:11 |
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goatface posted:Why the gently caress don't they have blood available? It's a loving big hospital! Slap a bag of saline in him to bulk his volume while you run upstairs to fetch some. Haifisch fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Jan 16, 2018 |
# ¿ Jan 16, 2018 00:42 |
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Lurdiak posted:Heart monitors are really not supposed to do that.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2018 23:31 |
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quite stretched out posted:i just realised that it's gonna be at least until the weekend until something starts to happen and that's driving me up the wall I love that every Hulk independently decides their name is Hulk. I'm sure there's some convoluted lore reason for that, but I don't care.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2018 05:15 |
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Also it gave us the plot-critical GROONNNKKK.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 01:10 |
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SPIDER HULK ANGRY AT THE LIZARD. WHERE DID BRICK FROM? NOW SPIDER HULK ANGRY AT CONCUSSION (Gonna be real mad if all this blood swapping weirdness doesn't lead to spiderhulk after we got a regular The Lizard)
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2018 06:58 |
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NEXT: We're not even excited enough for an exclamation mark.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 05:25 |
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It turns out that hulk+spiderman blood turns him into a super saiyan. He'll be powering up for the next 10 strips. So, business as usual for NSM.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 23:31 |
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Jerusalem posted:I still love that the original reason for Banner deciding he had no choice but to turn into the Hulk was because Spidey was down for the count. But Spider-Man was already up and chatting to the Doctor before Bruce even tried and failed to become the Hulk, and now he's apparently so fine that he's catching him in mid-air to save him.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2018 04:02 |
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The Lizard fact of the day: The Lizards can turn around at sharp degrees that would normally break the spines or hips of beings that are not a The Lizard.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 02:09 |
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Cakefarts Carol posted:I guess it was too much to ask that we get a novel character design for The Incredible Lizard-Hulk
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2018 00:00 |
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Also good from that storyline: The Rhino being perfectly content to sit in prison even though he could easily escape at any time...until he saw that an actor was going to play him in a movie.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 22:43 |
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I want that last panel framed on my wall.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 07:15 |
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Meanwhile, Bruce is sitting in the hospital room, realizing his brain is Flowers for Algernon-ing and unable to do anything about it.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 00:15 |
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Manatee Cannon posted:well all new avengers had the american kaiju fight aim's personal megazord. does that count? VictorianQueerLit posted:
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 05:18 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 01:36 |
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I think some B-movie swamp monster blood accidentally got into The Lizard.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2018 07:44 |
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If you think about it, the roof is just a very large brick on top of a stack of other bricks.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2018 05:58 |
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And considering superhero logic, who knows what batshit effects gamma blood+radioactive spider blood would have, waiting to happen at the least convenient time. Maybe getting hit by bricks turns him into the Hulk now. Maybe now he'll have spidersense, but it only warns him when purple pants are nearby. Or maybe his entire body will slowly be covered with beard stubble. The possibilities are endless!
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2018 08:59 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:jjj gets spider-lizard-hulked.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 08:11 |
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Daeren posted:
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 02:39 |
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Good lord, I didn't even notice RONNNK in the corner until just now.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 04:08 |
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Qwertycoatl posted:I think Morlun discarded the brain damage theory too quickly.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2018 23:01 |
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The crocodiles are an elegant race, needing only two words in their language: GRONKKK and SNAPT.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2018 03:05 |
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Poor JJJ.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2018 08:04 |