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SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Time for the highlights from the thread during the Rocket Raccoon arc.















EDIT: I'm just going to go ahead and edit this post to put gems from this thread on the first page.

Daeren posted:



I call it the Herpetologist's Apprentice.

SilverSupernova fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Feb 22, 2018

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SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Endless Mike posted:

Man how dumb do you have to be to get outsmarted by Newspaper Spider-Man?

Well Curt Connors is in the current story arc.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

ZeroCount posted:

Should uh

should we be bringing the Hulk into a busy hospital?

Can't be any worse than bringing Spider-Man to it. The rest of this plotline should pretty much be Hulk and Lizard trying to keep Peter from getting the other patients killed.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

At this point, I'm expecting Curt to be the new Vulture by the end of this.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013


I doubt someone like that would lay a finger on the woman who terrifies Wolverine.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Choco1980 posted:

2018: Still Best Thread of the forums.

It will continue to be the best thread as long as this strip continues and we keep making threads for it. In the year 2099 when they add in Newspaper Strip Miguel O'Hara getting his powers from drinking that vial of Peter's pee and then getting beat up by a dude in a clown suit and absolutely no future tech, this will continue to be the best thread on the internet as a whole.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Ikasuhito posted:

Has the artist never given blood before? I give more than that for a blood screening.

You want to be the one to poke Bruce Banner with a needle for more than 3 seconds be my guest.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

The Unnamed One posted:

The question now is: who will donate blood to Peter when he inevitably starts feeling woozy?

NEXT: SABERTOOTH

Sabretooth isn't Peter's son.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Just give him Super Saiyan 3 hair and I'll be happy.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Synthbuttrange posted:



Everyone brain damaged

I misread the last panel as "The Lizard's Trial" and I'm now immensely upset that this isn't going to shift from blood roulette to a courtroom drama.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Push El Burrito posted:

Give us Newspaper Thanos and The Black Order already!

Screw the Black Order. Give us the only thing Thanos needs to invade Earth.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Chard posted:

I thought the flag on its head was some kind of weird watermark until I kept reading :allears:

It gets even better when you realize the government summons it with the same button from the old Godzilla cartoon.



Ewing is a better writer than anyone deserves.
(Also canonically, that thing was created with a fusion of the Lizard serum and gamma radiation, among other things)

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

ConfusedUs posted:

Oh poo poo the current Newspaper SpiderMan arc has the Lizard receiving a transfusion from Bruce Banner.

Is he gonna turn into AMERICAN KAIJU? I would die.

All he needs is a blood transfusion from Steve Rodgers.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Lobok posted:

It was... Web of.

Superior even.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Synthbuttrange posted:



I'M CURED get hosed everyone

In some nutty way, I guess I win!
-Bruce Banner minutes after receiving Spider-Man blood.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Manatee Cannon posted:

banner already knows he's spider-man. it wasn't even that long ago (in nsm time at least) that it happened

he even called spider-man parker in this comic

It's literally the source of the current thread title.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

So how long until the entire cast needs a blood transfusion from Jameson?

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Daeren posted:



I call it the Herpetologist's Apprentice.

This is art. This right here belongs in the goddamn Louvre.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

And then we learn that shortly prior to this, JJ got a blood transfusion from Banner. That's why they took so much out of him. He will save the day with his unlimited rage.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013


I'm really curious just how far we can take this.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Soon we'll be seeing the Living Tribunal falling back there.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Manatee Cannon posted:

man they're gonna regret this decision a lot when iron jonah descends upon them with his trusty lamp later in the arc

But what about the inevitable blood transfusion Jonah will need from the snake/gator attack?

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Push El Burrito posted:

Nah, they're different.





I really wish they actually posted these strips in the papers when Spider-Verse was going on.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Jameson knows Gronk is a bigger threat than Curt.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Please do not attach such vicious slander to the most respectable and trusted name in journalism.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

mind the walrus posted:

The next arc is going to involve JJJ taking the heat for murdering a bunch of endangered alligators.

He'll claim that Spider-Man is a menace who kills endangered reptiles for fun.
And he'll be absolutely right.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Samovar posted:

I feel this should be accompanied with Hannah-Barbera-esque sound effects for maximum impact.

All gronk sounds must now be done in a Wally Gator voice.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Cabbit posted:

Panel five: Spider-Man crashes head first into a tree at full speed.

FAPPO!

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Samovar posted:

I reckon Hulk and the Lizard are going to team up and have a game of tennis using Spidey.
Can someone take that window panel we've been editing for half the thread and have Pete being constantly hit down and back up in the background?

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

At this point, Jonah is only making those articles to make Peter feel more effective than he actually is. Jonah know's full well that Peter can't even menace an 8 year old child. He's just throwing him a bone.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

So Connors already forgot that the Hulk is Bruce Banner?

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

The real question: will Spider-Man be prepared to take on Curt Connors once the lizard is gone?

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013


.... :five:

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Who's ready for another exciting round of musical blood chairs.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

In a shocking twist, the gator will bite Spidey and he will require a blood transfusion from JJ in order to live.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

So he just randomly pissed off Banner before running back to get Jonah.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

evilmiera posted:

This arc is never going to end. It will be Lizards, Hulks, and beat-up Spider-Men all year.

Next: SABRETOOTH!

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

So, MJ just drove up and waved to Hulk and Connors, then drove off without them making them swim?

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013


The hero we need and deserve.

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SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Mikl posted:

NEXT: Spider-Man gets beaten up by a hobo

I am 100% ready for NSM D-Man's grand debut.

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