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Bruceski posted:That first panel reads like MJ proposing a makeout session. The Incredible Cuck! Or (if you know the lingo) The Incredi-Bull Hulk!
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This thread belongs in the Hall of Fame. I don't mean the Hall of Fame forum. I mean the Hall of Fame in Nashville or Cleveland.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
But why did the Lizard stop in his plan of conquest to run to a deserted shack in the Everglades? What could possibly make him run away, on today of all days? Oh that's right, it's Valentine's Day. He's run to the one place he knows that there is a computer so he can access Porn-Hub Premium for free. It makes perfect sense for a one armed man who has regained his full set of limbs. (I now expect the secret SA artist on NSM to sneak a computer into Lizard's reptile shack the next time the heroes get back to it.)
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Push El Burrito posted:And, to be fair, Mark Millar licks goats. Oddly prescient of Bloodstone to be covering one of the stars there given how Brexit would turn out.
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jyrque posted:Somewhere there's a bunch of sad circus clowns looking for their boat. The secret origins of Clowns 1 through 8.
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head58 posted:“In my modeling days, I learned to handle a boat like this.” Of course, in her days building model boats, MJ learned how to captain them. The same principles apply between a model boat and a real one*. *= Just like they used in the remake of the film, Flight of the Phoenix. You know, where they changed the German Aeronautics engineer that everyone distrusts from a former Luftwaffer engineer to a model enthusiast. Edit: Apparently that was a rumour I had been told that had no basis in fact. In all versions of Flight of the Phoenix, the engineer is a model enthusiast, as opposed to a former Nazi. The Question IRL fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Feb 20, 2018 |
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Bongo Bill posted:The idiom is "publish or perish," meaning that as an academic you've got to keep producing work or you have effectively no career. I thought they were going to go with a "Publish and Be Damned!" pun. But this one is just as good.
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The MSJ posted:So NSM works with ork rules? Red onez go faster. This theory checks out.
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evilmiera posted:We interrupt this sad tale for a brazing, but necessary message on what it means to be a real man. Poor John Spiderman. Constantly getting sent messages demanding pictures of him.
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Jerusalem posted:Really makes you think, I haven't even been in ONE fistfight with a snake in a swamp near a meth-head's cabin. What am I doing with my life? Clearly someone did not play Bayou Billy growing up.
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Apr 7, 2018 12:18
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Android Blues posted:I feel like Peter's heel turn here is an excuse to put Jonah back in the status quo of "hates Spider-Man" after the seeming catharsis of his Christly revelation. The conversion while Web Swinging to Damascus.
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MJ adjusting her hair. Two shirtless men exit the room. Freud says there is nothing to see here folks.
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May 10, 2018 12:17
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MJ is talking about how much she misses their test tubes and how lonely she is. Next issue: Sabertooth!
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May 11, 2018 12:50
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"Quick question JJJ? Does this red-head have a husband? Someone who if he discovered your affair, would become the number one suspect in your death. Preferably someone whose secretive lifestyle means he is often bereft of an alibi?" Next issue: Death of a Newspaper Salesman!
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May 12, 2018 10:45
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"But Peter...My privacy...you should have updated your terms and conditions!"
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May 27, 2018 09:32
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VictorianQueerLit posted:It's a wonder that Peter can afford his monthly tariff if he needs someone to stake him to a cup of coffee. This reminds me. I am currently watching the Alienist on Netflix. It is a show set in New York in 1896. At one point a character talks about losing their Billifold. And it just made me smile and think of Newspaper Spider-man.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Woo looks like he has some impressive morning wood going in that last panel.
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In the comics (originally) and in the TV show, the Iron Fist was a special move he could only do X number of times per day. I like to think that's still the case and Danny used his last Iron Fist charge SLAMMING that wall.
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How does one put on an all metal costume like that?
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Synthbuttrange posted:
This so called “Ironfist.” Peter, you just met the guy. His existence isn’t a mystery or a legend.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
In this panel "Spider Sense" means "Peter's fetish for Asian ladies with swords."
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Jul 18, 2018 11:10
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Nobody will be admitted to the thread during the thrilling "planning of joint criminal enterprise along with formal signing off by dual crime lords" sequence.
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Aug 15, 2018 12:14
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Professey (Curt Connors) can indeed confirm that fire is hot... And that Lizard serum Meth is great.
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Samuringa posted:He's lucky Danny didn't use a Ball Buster The Iron Fist has learnt the Blazing Blue Ball Buster!
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Sep 24, 2018 19:05
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The MSJ posted:They are literally going to punch the helicopter until it crash, like some sort of new Street Fighter 2 bonus car stage. Oh, My
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I love how Rocket-pack Kingpin has gone back to looking like Peter Griffin. While Rocket-pack Claw looks like he's crawling away.
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Push El Burrito posted:I can't get over Kingpin and Claw forking out the extra money for jetpacks that only carried them like half a block. What, did you expect them to only buy parachutes which would have caused them to drift gracefully to the ground? What do they look like? Some type of penniless photographer?
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Jason and Peter also make references to Empire Strikes Back that had me in stitches.
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Oct 31, 2018 17:44
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I have an old Desperate Dan comic where the conclusion to the strip is him literally punching the bad guy into the middle of next week. It was actually both funny and a cool visual. I'll see if I can find the strip.
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David D. Davidson posted:If Peter was in charge of their finances, they would be living in a box under a bridge. Peter: But if I'm put in charge of our finances....people might discover I'm Spider-man! MJ: You say that about everything!
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Kilgrave: I see you recieved your powers from a scientific accident. Luke Cage: I was imprisoned for a crime I didn't commit, and then experimented on by a racist group of assholes. Kilgrave: Look this website has it done as a scientific accident, so let's agree to disagree.
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So in that first panel, it looks like MJ is taking Luke Cage home to check if every inch of his skin is bullet proof. (Par for the course for Newspaper Spider-man universe.) While the cops are just going to break into Luke Cage's home and arrest him at 5AM in morning.
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I'm the tiny Spider-man looking up at the Mary Jane and Luke Cage show.
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Jan 6, 2019 12:07
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Elfface posted:MJ forlornly looking at the last novelty condom as she laments her lack of other birth control. "With the Spider-Tracer brand condom, your wife will never discover that you are the father of your mistresses child! Or that you are Spider-man."
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Jan 14, 2019 12:26
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Saoshyant posted:Luke Cage: Dick for Hire That explains why MJ brought him back to her apartment last week.
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The MSJ posted:Seeing those strips make me wish Noah Hawley gets to make his Doctor Doom movie. It's about a journalist who goes to Latveria to interview Doom, this is where we get flashbacks to his backstory, and eventually she realises that this man might not be totally on the level. So Ed Brubacker's "The Book of Doom." I could dig it.
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Saoshyant posted:
"Wait, its great that you called. Mysterio is sure to be paroled unless you give evidence saying that he needs to stay in prison. Its vital you come to LA...Hello? Spider-man? You hung up.
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Johnny Walker posted:
....Is that? The JoJo's Bizarre Adventure meme?
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Johnny Walker posted:
Tonight we replaced J. Jonah Jameson with Joseph Jostar Junior. Let's see if anyone notices.
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Johnny Walker posted:
Worse case scenario: Carrying it by that handle compresses the wire around the TV, cutting into the box and eventually the glass screen, causing it to break; ruining the TV. Best case scenario: The handle Peter is carrying the TV breaks under the weight....then the TV falls to the ground and shatters.
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