Newspaper Spider-Man: ARRGH! She said the N-WORD!

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Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

"Yes! No students killed yet!"

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 18:09

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 03:21

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Wait

So Spider-man is hopping around to get Connors to the hospital as fast as he can

Yet we know that Banner will be the one to donate his blood to him because of plot hooks

And they left Banner behind.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 23:21

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Irukandji Syndrome posted:

I love how if you look at his leg in the second panel you can really obviously see the gashes that are supposed to be skin-colored and the big surrounding bloodstain that's supposed to be red, but the weekday colorist was either too stupid to realize it wasn't badly drawn wrinkles or was just like "gently caress it".

And it's even worse in today's strip!

# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 03:52

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

That guy's face reminds me of some businessman supervillain but I can't quite put my finger on it

# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 04:51

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

I don't care what Connors turns into, as long as he's wearing a leotard.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2018 19:23

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Bruce really hates cars

# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 00:45

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Proteus Jones posted:

It *might* work? Where the gently caress did you get your MD? Of course it will work.

All they had to do was make Peter any of the "+" blood types to rule him out.

Spider-man has a nasty historic of killing people with his bodily fluids so Bruce really is the best choice here.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 22:57

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Lurdiak posted:

Don't you remember when he cured Gwen Stacy's illegitimate daughter from goblin serum poisoning with his radioactive blood.

Grandpa, please take your meds, you're doing incoherent ramblings again

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 01:03

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

mind the walrus posted:

Oh yeah somewhere Aunt May is miserable like she deserves.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 05:02

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

They don't need to collect much because once they've injected it into Connors they'll belittle and mock the blood until it gets angry and expands

# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 04:43

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Panel 3 nurse doesn't really look like she cares about Banner dying...

Manatee Cannon posted:

this makes no sense on any level and I love it

# ¿ Jan 12, 2018 03:21

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Unkempt posted:

This is ridiculous. Just put everyone's blood in a big bucket in the middle of the room and let people take what they need.

There is a nonzero chance that Connors will end up drinking the blood

# ¿ Jan 12, 2018 19:45

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Gonna have a hard time with the Orphan of Kos-9 but the journey is worth it.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2018 22:29

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

I would buy a hardcover trade collection of this strip

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 04:24

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Unfortunately, Spider-Man has tattooed "I AM PETER PARKER, DAILY BUGLE REPORTER" in both of his arms

# ¿ Jan 14, 2018 23:41

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Haifisch posted:

Peter didn't go GRONNNK either. Shameful.

In this episode, the part of "Kraven The Hunter" shall be played by Lennie Small

# ¿ Jan 15, 2018 18:18

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

howe_sam posted:

God no, the last thing 616 did with MJ, to my knowledge, is put her in Tony Stark's orbit. Has she done anything in the comics since Tony turned into a hologram?

At least we have Renew Your Vows

What's the excuse for MJ to dress up and go out to fight crime? Did she want to spend some time with Peter & May?

# ¿ Jan 16, 2018 05:35

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Just inject everyone with some Hulk blood, what could possibly go wrong

# ¿ Jan 17, 2018 03:10

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

I wonder how much the Peter Parker half of the blood will impact the Spider-Man half? Maybe Banner will be unable to Hulk out due to ~~brain damage~~ mellowing out?

# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 17:31

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

The Unnamed One posted:

Ironically enough, Connors lost his arm in the first place because of his Krokodil addiction

Well, he had to spend the fortune he got from being a Lacoste model on something...

# ¿ Jan 21, 2018 01:26

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Aw, I was hoping the recap page would have changed the Nurse again.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 02:43

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

And murdered Ronan, a cosmic threat.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 07:15

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

The eternal slumber.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 16:08

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

ImpAtom posted:

She had to donate blood to Peter after he donated blood to Banner after he donated blood to Connors.
So in turn, Newspaper She-Hulk donated blood to her.

Following the current chain of events, that means Peter will suddenly turn into The Marvelous Spider-Model and have to take MJ's place in her interviews.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 21:49

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

uh, nothing's happening? why is he glowing, then?

it's uh...Banner Sense?

# ¿ Jan 24, 2018 02:33

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

So far the colorist has managed to keep track of the color Connor's and Banner's pants, let's see how long that will last.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2018 00:58

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Jerusalem posted:

I still love that the original reason for Banner deciding he had no choice but to turn into the Hulk was because Spidey was down for the count. But Spider-Man was already up and chatting to the Doctor before Bruce even tried and failed to become the Hulk, and now he's apparently so fine that he's catching him in mid-air to save him.

He was trying to be nice and not mention Peter's absolute incompetence when dealing with, well, everything.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2018 04:01

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

notthegoatseguy posted:

Where did that desk come from? Who pulled Bruce's body over to be leaning against the desk?

While Peter and Bruce were busy with the Lizard the doctors injected some blood in that desk too.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2018 17:39

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Richard Rider probably knows.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2018 23:55

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Jesus, MJ, tone it down! :eek:

# ¿ Jan 28, 2018 23:49

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

I'm surprised he didn't land head first on the pole.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 00:45

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Are you going to tell the Rhino he needs to take off his suit? I sure as hell ain't, the guy can dress up as he wants.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 22:58

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

The artist must be so relieved that they can fall back on The Hulk Blood Excuse anytime they mess up The Lizard's anatomy.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 00:20

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Saoshyant posted:

Imagine four bricks on the edge of a building

# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 02:31

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

I think Peter just made up that webshooter thing because he yearns for death.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 02:17

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Good thing they preemptively stuffed their mouths with cocaine to better face The Lizard.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 06:47

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

They'll climb back and MJ will have ~~murdered~~ knocked The Lizard out

# ¿ Feb 13, 2018 00:45

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

The Lizard will push MJ and she'll land on three syringes, one with Peter's blood, one with Banner's blood and one with Connor's blood.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2018 05:16

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

The MSJ posted:

It's just a shame Jeph Loeb got his hands on the Ultimate Universe.

Almost all the things cited in this thread happened in Volume 1. Ultimates was garbage from the start(Except Spider-man).

# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 14:57

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 03:21

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Rev the loving engines, we're going to town now

# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 08:38

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