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 There's some NWS in here, if you consider crudely drawn dicks, balls, and butts NWS anyway. I'm loving terrible at images in general. I don't know a drat thing about photoshop or gimp and I'm absolutely terrible at just haphazardly pasting poo poo on top of other poo poo in MS Paint. I'm even worse at freehand drawing stuff in MS Paint. So that's what I'm gonna do and you should too. The premise of this thread is that I'm gonna post a lovely image I freehand drew in MS Paint and then follow it up with a description of what the next posted image should depict. These do not have to be good at all. That said, I don't mind people that are actually talented participating either. I just wanted to post the kind of thread where you basically read it and maybe laugh at the horrible picture somebody posted, read their request for the next image and go "gently caress it, I'll take a shot at it." Then ypu post your attempt and describe what the next picture should be. Some guidelines: 1. If you're artistically talented or not, my goal in this thread is quick and dirty MS Paint illustrations of bizarre things, so while I won't bitch about a legit good image, I'm much more hoping to see funny roughshod depictions of various things. 2. Please try to avoid stick figures because it's more amusing to see misshapen people and animals. 3. When you post an image, follow it up with a request. For instance, say you posted a picture of a duck in a top hat, follow it up with something like "Request: a dog baking a dick-shaped cake." 4. Please try to keep the requests from being too complicated. I want this to be accessible to people that aren't any good at drawing stuff on computers. REALLY GOOD ART PEOPLE CLAUSE: I know there are some people that do poo poo entirely on mobile devices and actually draw it on them and that's fine, use whatever you can. Just know that this thread isn't looking for the incredible quality drawing. I'm looking more for quick and dirty monstrosities that you scribble out in a couple minutes. You guys rock though, for real. This thread just isn't looking for something you took a lot of time to draw your best, it's looking for your quick lazy scribblings! Anyway without further ado, I give you a tomato celebrating winning the powerball:  Next post request: A reverse mermaid (human legs, fish top, preferably without the genitals you godamn wierdos) riding a skateboard. Bonus points for a sick kick flip. Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Jan 8, 2018 |
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Hi! Having people do them in "Note" on their Android phone or whatever is completely in the spirit of your OP, especially because they may not have tried to draw with it. Plus it's super easy to drop them into a post ( if you have plat, which everyone should, cmon.)
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 Valentines for spiders.
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I.C. posted:
lol that fish head derpy af awesome. Valentines for spiders:  Next post request: Two birds on a tandem bicycle
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 Next: a goon in a back alley street fight with a redditor
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Jan 6, 2018 04:48
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lmao the face on the right side bird
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Jan 6, 2018 04:49
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"NO BRAKES!"
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Monos Bullet posted:Next: a goon in a back alley street fight with a redditor Placeholder post, I will attempt this
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EorayMel posted:Placeholder post, I will attempt this I did it, do yours too though, and make a request too, no reason not to have a bunch of these things going at once! Seriously though I'm not trying to steal your thunder, I just didn't see your post until I was done and posting mine. For real though I wanna see what you come up with. A goon in a back alley street fight with a redditor:  Request: an amoeba painting the Mona Lisa Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Jan 6, 2018 |
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Ok I attempted it. EorayMel's Request: Draw a redneck pulling the last tooth out of his mouth using a string attached to the tooth that is also attached to a seesaw he strikes with a sledgehammer.
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Man I missed a good opportunity to include HANZO STEEL in there somewhere. ^^^^^lol I'm the double chin on the fedora wearer.
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I'm going to try the amoeba Mona Lisa one with MY LEFT HAND IN 5 MINUTES. (don't want to be left out of an art thread that would be cruel.)
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EorayMel posted:Ok I attempted it.  I think I should stop because I'm not playing by the rules...but my last request is "peas and choir"
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I.C. posted:
It's like redneck hieroglyphics.
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I kept my word. This is amoeba painting Mona Lisa. Request: Goon spraying smelly office coworker with Lysol
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Goon spraying smelly office coworker with Lysol: Request: Barbara Streisand's giant nose on a coffee break.
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 request: barack obama playing saxophone
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lmfao look at that dude's face that's great
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Honky Dong Country posted:
 i wasnt sure where to go with this one so i gave it a big happy sun. request: shark asking for directions SHISHKABOB fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Jan 6, 2018 |
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Jan 6, 2018 05:45
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SHISHKABOB posted:
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Honky Dong Country posted:Request: Barbara Streisand's giant nose on a coffee break.
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These are eerily similar.
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SHISHKABOB posted:request: barack obama playing saxophone  request: a Rhino fighting a Wino
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It's Pick from SA Request Groverhaus
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tater_salad posted:It's Pick from SA what hot fresh meme is this
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mind the walrus posted:request: a Rhino fighting a Wino  request: Can I get Jessica Rabbit beating Louis CK with a mace also 
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:
gently caress dammit 
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I love this thread 
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SHISHKABOB posted:request: shark asking for directions  Next: GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:request: Can I get Jessica Rabbit beating Louis CK with a mace
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SHISHKABOB posted:request: shark asking for directions I would like to request a penis studying for the big exam g0lbez fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Jan 6, 2018 |
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 request C3PO walking in on R2D2 and BB8
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g0lbez posted:I would like to request a penis studying for the big exam  Peas and choir.
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oh dear I.C. posted:
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:
Holy fuuuuuuuck
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Your thread owns dude Yay! That's our loouey! GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 07:42 on Jan 6, 2018 |
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Love this. Will try one when I get home from work.
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SHISHKABOB posted:oh dear 
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