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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/chatfieldkate/status/1377274299778666499?s=21

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VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Pants on fire: vampires are undead

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

i hosted a great goon meet and all i got was this lousy avatar
Grimey Drawer
https://www.inquirer.com/news/phila...?outputType=amp

Landlord's property manager steals a bunch of tenants' rent payments, landlord locks out tenants, then leaves town on his yacht.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Thanatosian posted:

https://www.inquirer.com/news/phila...?outputType=amp

Landlord's property manager steals a bunch of tenants' rent payments, landlord locks out tenants, then leaves town on his yacht.

quote:

within an hour of the hearing, tenants lost access. There is only one entrance, which requires an electronic key fob, tenants said. Other entrances have been padlocked.

That's what axes are for

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

That's what axes are for

I agree, but after you've dealt with the landlord you still need a way to get back in your home

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Cup Runneth Over posted:

I agree, but after you've dealt with the landlord you still need a way to get back in your home

an axe is not a unitasker, friend

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


quote:

“I am from an impoverished area with a lot of gun violence,” said McMillan, his voice cracking. “I finally found a place of peace for my kid, and now I come here, and this place is worse than where I was living at.”

This poo poo is heartbreaking. The exceedingly rich are no longer even remotely human.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
if capital is dead labor then every fortune is a haunted burial ground

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Capital is vampires, op, except without all the sexy hot overtones. Just cold dead hands we need to take our future from.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

an axe is not a unitasker, friend

The humble fire axe is a mighty liberator.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/AstroLefty/status/1384280068080341006?s=20

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
I'm not choosing to believe. It is immediately, intuitively obvious that it was her. Holy lmao.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Lol it's even more then the absurd $9,000,000

Component 2020 2019 Proportion (2020)
Salary US$1.3m US$1.3m 6%
Other US$20m US$11m 94%
Total US$21m US$12m 100%

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
https://twitter.com/Discourse_Jeb/status/1385796903229550593

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Bust Rodd posted:

gently caress gently caress gently caress the police and gently caress gently caress gently caress the Democratic Party of the United States of America, gently caress the Flag, gently caress our Freedom, seriously this entire country is a dirty diaper

https://twitter.com/picardonhealth/status/1385675824322519043?s=21

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
:d2a: :d2a: :d2a: :d2a: :d2a: :d2a: :d2a: :d2a: :d2a:

https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1386755643823083522

e: :d2a: :d2a: :d2a: :d2a: :d2a: :d2a: :d2a: :d2a: :d2a:

https://twitter.com/Salon/status/1386637199593152518

Flesh Forge has issued a correction as of 21:58 on Apr 26, 2021

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


LOL, so no one is gonna talk about how kamala making money off of her position and through concentration camps. Amazing.

And then there's Billy, being an evil caricature brought to life. gently caress these ghouls.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



PathAsc posted:

LOL, so no one is gonna talk about how kamala making money off of her position and through concentration camps. Amazing.

And then there's Billy, being an evil caricature brought to life. gently caress these ghouls.

Of course not, the blueMAGA books are good for the children!

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

No but you don't understand, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation!

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
even if she doesn't actually make any money off that, even if she were to donate whatever proceeds (which she'll probably do and make a big show of it, now that the story is out there) it's just incredibly, incredibly loving lovely "hey imprisoned children, here's a children's book about how cool it is to be a free child in america by the american leader who hates you and put you in prison, don't blow up any buildings when you get older ok??"

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Don't worry kids, k wants to put you AND your parents in perpetual prison.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
Eli Valley needs to update some work

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

So, uh, apparently this originated from absolutely nothing and the NY Post ran it as fact, and Eoin fell for it completely (and so did I).

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1387010859151421442

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Flesh Forge posted:

So, uh, apparently this originated from absolutely nothing and the NY Post ran it as fact, and Eoin fell for it completely (and so did I).

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1387010859151421442

What's true: Immigrant Children temporarily housed in observation boxes in decompression camps at the border are being given copies of Kamala Harris' book.

What's false: The publisher of the book is handing out copies, not government officials.

Snopes rates this claim: /!\ PANTS ON FIRE /!\

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
I honestly don't know who to go with in a NY Post WaPo slap fight and will reserve judgment until it is confirmed by an enemy of both.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

"Actually everything is donated" is also damning but it's not damning in a way that Republicans can score point so everyone will be ok with it.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Flesh Forge posted:

So, uh, apparently this originated from absolutely nothing and the NY Post ran it as fact, and Eoin fell for it completely (and so did I).

lol at the state of journalism in this garbage can country

https://twitter.com/Italiano_Laura/status/1387165113443098629

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Flesh Forge posted:

lol at the state of journalism in this garbage can country

https://twitter.com/Italiano_Laura/status/1387165113443098629

The Post doesn’t even attempt to masquerade as serious, unbiased journalism though.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
that particular reporter is attempting to
e: other stories by Laura Italiano

Ardent Communist
Oct 17, 2010

ALLAH! MU'AMMAR! LIBYA WA BAS!

Flesh Forge posted:

that particular reporter is attempting to
e: other stories by Laura Italiano

no way that last name is real. italiano? get the gently caress outta here with that. it's like making fun of the fact that all italians have last names ending in vowels, but its too simple to be funny

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

YOLOsubmarine posted:

The Post doesn’t even attempt to masquerade as serious, unbiased journalism though.

The problem is that I don't think any other publication claims to be unbiased either.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
Unicorn Riot are the only non bastard media change my mind

AShamefulDisplay
Jun 30, 2013

Ardent Communist posted:

no way that last name is real. italiano? get the gently caress outta here with that. it's like making fun of the fact that all italians have last names ending in vowels, but its too simple to be funny

Literally Russian Guyovich lmao

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

tokin opposition posted:

Unicorn Riot are the only non bastard media change my mind

Until they get coopted

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Lib and let die posted:

No but you don't understand, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation!

My objective is to give away my fortune, I'm just so bad at it that my fortune keeps growing by the billions. Oopsie!

Oneiros
Jan 12, 2007



Orange Devil posted:

My objective is to give away my fortune, I'm just so bad at it that my fortune keeps growing by the billions. Oopsie!

wow, where'd all this farm land come from? guess i better hang on to that, you know, just in case

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
I'll give money to schools in poor countries so they can buy computers, but only if they use microsoft products on those computers, thereby ensuring that the network effect gets fully locked in. I can also deduct this from my taxes since this is charity.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Ardent Communist posted:

no way that last name is real. italiano? get the gently caress outta here with that. it's like making fun of the fact that all italians have last names ending in vowels, but its too simple to be funny
#wow #whoa #italiano

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
Page 420



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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
why not just make a loving cigar that you don't have to cut open. black & mild supremacy

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