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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

No shirt, no coat
Take me on a flat boat
Dover down to Covington
Covington to Louisville
Louisville to Henderson
Henderson to Smithland
Smithland to Memphis
Memphis down to Vicksburg
Vicksburg to Natchez
Going down to Natchez
Take me on a flat boat
Dover Dam to Covington
Covington to Louisville


Ernest is a national treasure

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

No shirt, no coat
Take me on a flat boat
Dover down to Covington
Covington to Louisville
Louisville to Henderson
Henderson to Smithland
Smithland to Memphis
Memphis down to Vicksburg
Vicksburg to Natchez
Going down to Natchez
Take me on a flat boat
Dover Dam to Covington
Covington to Louisville


moller posted:

I'm pretty sure he developed and owned the character and it wasn't part of any larger franchise or IP or whatever which is fairly unprecedented. This is I suppose why he could do local commercials in character when the milk council of upstate new york or whatever could never afford to use a muppet or what have you.

It was a good character. A loveable janitor with an 9" uncut dick. An absolute hammer.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

No shirt, no coat
Take me on a flat boat
Dover down to Covington
Covington to Louisville
Louisville to Henderson
Henderson to Smithland
Smithland to Memphis
Memphis down to Vicksburg
Vicksburg to Natchez
Going down to Natchez
Take me on a flat boat
Dover Dam to Covington
Covington to Louisville


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

there's little I wouldn't give to see a film called Ernest Starts A Union

At walmart

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

No shirt, no coat
Take me on a flat boat
Dover down to Covington
Covington to Louisville
Louisville to Henderson
Henderson to Smithland
Smithland to Memphis
Memphis down to Vicksburg
Vicksburg to Natchez
Going down to Natchez
Take me on a flat boat
Dover Dam to Covington
Covington to Louisville


Aesop Poprock posted:

My best friend made me watch this when we were teenagers and it was like a PPV thing for $4 and I punched him in the thigh after it was over and he admitted it was bad

So if you want to risk a brutal thigh punch come at me

Imagine you are twelve though. Also dude not cool

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

No shirt, no coat
Take me on a flat boat
Dover down to Covington
Covington to Louisville
Louisville to Henderson
Henderson to Smithland
Smithland to Memphis
Memphis down to Vicksburg
Vicksburg to Natchez
Going down to Natchez
Take me on a flat boat
Dover Dam to Covington
Covington to Louisville


Aesop Poprock posted:

How is insanely owning another person's leg with a death blow until they submit to your subjective criticism of an Ernest film not cool?

If someone punched me because i showed them a movie they did not like the favour would be repaid tenfold on their head

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

No shirt, no coat
Take me on a flat boat
Dover down to Covington
Covington to Louisville
Louisville to Henderson
Henderson to Smithland
Smithland to Memphis
Memphis down to Vicksburg
Vicksburg to Natchez
Going down to Natchez
Take me on a flat boat
Dover Dam to Covington
Covington to Louisville


Rimshot the dog was a good boy

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

No shirt, no coat
Take me on a flat boat
Dover down to Covington
Covington to Louisville
Louisville to Henderson
Henderson to Smithland
Smithland to Memphis
Memphis down to Vicksburg
Vicksburg to Natchez
Going down to Natchez
Take me on a flat boat
Dover Dam to Covington
Covington to Louisville


Junk posted:

I have no memory of this movie existing, but that "whose flatulence is the perfume of the night" line seems all too familiar.

I just did a bit of research and it was a direct to video deal. I don't remember ernest goes to africa or Ernest joins the army because at that point i was watching more age appropriate movies

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

No shirt, no coat
Take me on a flat boat
Dover down to Covington
Covington to Louisville
Louisville to Henderson
Henderson to Smithland
Smithland to Memphis
Memphis down to Vicksburg
Vicksburg to Natchez
Going down to Natchez
Take me on a flat boat
Dover Dam to Covington
Covington to Louisville


Sid Vicious posted:

That's Paul Reubens

I like when he was trapped with the hillbilly and his comely daughters

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

No shirt, no coat
Take me on a flat boat
Dover down to Covington
Covington to Louisville
Louisville to Henderson
Henderson to Smithland
Smithland to Memphis
Memphis down to Vicksburg
Vicksburg to Natchez
Going down to Natchez
Take me on a flat boat
Dover Dam to Covington
Covington to Louisville


I did not even know he did advertisements and know Ernest exclusively from his eponymous filmography and the short lived yet well received 'Hey Vern'

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