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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

I got invited to a party and im gonna go in maybe 45 mins. Thought i'd keep gbs informed and if you have any questions please ask.

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SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Are you off the wagon

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

The message I got said there would be a BBQ and 'nice people'. Sounds pretty good to me

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

Are you off the wagon

Sober for like 7months now

FuhrerHat
Feb 26, 2004
THE INTERNET PAID ME TO FUCK A HIGH SCHOOL MIDGET


do you have any magic(k) prepared?

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.


don't forget to bring a bag of marshmallows!

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

FuhrerHat posted:

do you have any magic(k) prepared?

No, I hadnt thought of bringing anything special. I was just going to have a shower first.

FuhrerHat
Feb 26, 2004
THE INTERNET PAID ME TO FUCK A HIGH SCHOOL MIDGET


Isaac posted:

No, I hadnt thought of bringing anything special. I was just going to have a shower first.

DONT

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

Zorodius posted:

don't forget to bring a bag of marshmallows!

Thats a fun idea. Its the middle of summer here so its not really marshmallow weather.

FuhrerHat
Feb 26, 2004
THE INTERNET PAID ME TO FUCK A HIGH SCHOOL MIDGET


this ones always a party winner: tell everyone who sneezes to shut up

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

FuhrerHat posted:

this ones always a party winner: tell everyone who sneezes to shut up

Last time i told someone to shut up at a party it was a coke dealers girlfriend and I not only didnt get any lines I think he wanted to beat me up.

FuhrerHat
Feb 26, 2004
THE INTERNET PAID ME TO FUCK A HIGH SCHOOL MIDGET


instead of spin the bottle just spin around really fast and then kiss someone

FuhrerHat
Feb 26, 2004
THE INTERNET PAID ME TO FUCK A HIGH SCHOOL MIDGET


Isaac posted:

Last time i told someone to shut up at a party it was a coke dealers girlfriend and I not only didnt get any lines I think he wanted to beat me up.

next time skype me in

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004



I'm the person at the party that is a mix between sitting on the couch all night petting the house dog or cat, and making all of the women at the party uncomfortable.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

I think there will be lots of girls there. Better wear a nice shirt

FuhrerHat
Feb 26, 2004
THE INTERNET PAID ME TO FUCK A HIGH SCHOOL MIDGET


no shirt no shoes no problem

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005
SEXUAL DYNAMO

Now remember to wear the brown hanky on the right pocket, alright? This is important so don't screw it up.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

I said come in! posted:

I'm the person at the party that is a mix between sitting on the couch all night petting the house dog or cat, and making all of the women at the party uncomfortable.

If the place is where I think it is, theres kangaroos freakin everywhere

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère

College Slice

Have fun kanga man

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.


Isaac posted:

If the place is where I think it is, theres kangaroos freakin everywhere

if you dunk a basketball in a kangaroo's pouch she has to tell you where to find buried gold

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food



myDad posted:

Have fun kanga man

yeah habe fun isaac. if you notice a lull in conversation or need an icebreaker, feel free to show people this meme

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts

Have fun Isaac

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015



Isaac posted:

Last time i told someone to shut up at a party it was a coke dealers girlfriend and I not only didnt get any lines I think he wanted to beat me up.

Classic Isaac

Jose
Jul 24, 2007



Are you going to numberoneposters house party I just saw a thread for it

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

Heres me ready to go out

Isaac fucked around with this message at Jan 13, 2018 around 07:12

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère

College Slice

Isaac posted:

Heres me ready to go out



Lol

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

Just kidding



This is me ready to go out.

Oh Adaira
May 7, 2008

Casual Tabby

How did it go?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006




Make sure you wear a condom before you go. You've got to be ready.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.


Isaac posted:

Just kidding



This is me ready to go out.

I thought you were a Korean grocery store owner

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts

You look fine but I'm extremely concerned about the degrees every element in your background are angled at it's like a bad dream after doing a shitload of whippets. it's not even subtle which makes me think something is wrong.

Anyway be careful

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017



Isaac posted:

Just kidding



This is me ready to go out.

Would

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

Currently on the outside of the party posting on sa

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



smoke some weed

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

Weed always seems like a good idea but it makes things more awkward, or even worse paranoid

Les Os
Mar 28, 2010


wbout a spliff

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Tom Gorman posted:

Have fun Isaac

Calm Waters
Aug 24, 2011


where in aus are you i could potentially come join you

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.


Isaac posted:

Currently on the outside of the party posting on sa

invite the guests to contribute to this thread

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unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

Oh gee oh golly oh god fucking damnit


have fun isaac!

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