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Do you guys think Kami wi-
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D-don't call them Kami :sigh: 18 51.43%
Seriously :mad: 17 48.57%
Total: 24 votes
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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

it kills me that this should be Orton's gimmick, just RKOing random people ALL THE TIME, including refs and commentators and whomever gets in a ring with him

it is the simplest thing and they just cant grasp this

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

for logic, Randy is last year's winner, so him putting Nakamura down is a good lead-in for a Nak win.

:ohdear::hf::pray:

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

GrimGypsy posted:

it kills me that this should be Orton's gimmick, just RKOing random people ALL THE TIME, including refs and commentators and whomever gets in a ring with him

it is the simplest thing and they just cant grasp this

its so much better than, like, hearing him talk and stuff.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

lol yes remind everyone about last night

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
That was fuckin hilarious and that 1st RKO was buttery smooth and out of nowhere.

but uh, werent Randall and Nak buddies?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mean Gene no-selling AJ doing a Hogan impersonation :discourse:

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Mean Gene no-selling AJ doing a Hogan impersonation :discourse:

Still think it should have been MEEEEEAAAAAN! BY-GOD-GENE!!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
show the refund chants

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

shiksa posted:

its so much better than, like, hearing him talk and stuff.

i'm fine with him doing promos and stuff, but he really needs to have that Stone Cold vibe where it's sorta understood that -anyone- in the ring with him stands a 85% chance of taking an RKO at any moment

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Shoenin posted:

but uh, werent Randall and Nak buddies?

They still are. The last couple of weeks both agreed and looked eager at the idea that it would be every man for himself and they warned each other they wouldn't let their friendship get in the way of winning the Rumble.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

They're hyping all this nostalgia yet using whatever Fall Out Boy or Imagine Dragons song this is

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Dango Bango posted:

Still think it should have been MEEEEEAAAAAN! BY-GOD-GENE!!

I just wish AJ had tried to take the mic from Mean Gene, just to learn the true strength of an angry God.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
They really wanted us to remember last night's lovely Raw huh

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
it is truly time you rest in peace

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

God I hope Nakamura wins the Rumble :pray:

I'd be so seriously down for him or Balor.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
It turns out that the same guy killed Biggie and Tupac but it was an accident both times

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

I'd be so seriously down for him or Balor.

Look I don't ask for much, just for Nakamura to win the Rumble and he and AJ have an amazing match at Wrestlemania and also I get to pet a dog.

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
raylan givens solving biggie and tupac's murder by loving and shooting his way to the answer

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dangerous Person posted:

It turns out that the same guy killed Biggie and Tupac but it was an accident both times

UNSOLVED ends up just being a complicated delivery mechanism for a new Inspector Clouseau movie.

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
poor little lungs

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Look I don't ask for much, just for Nakamura to win the Rumble and he and AJ have an amazing match at Wrestlemania and also I get to pet a dog.

I didn't get a puppy yet, but when I get a puppy or a dog of any kind, you're welcome to pet him or her.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

raylan givens solving biggie and tupac's murder by loving and shooting his way to the answer

Art: So I justified a 250k budget for this investigation, and you blew up a barn and had sex with at least three female suspects. Who is the killer?
Raylan: Uhhh.... let's say it was Boyd Crowder :shrug:
Art: Works for me.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

I didn't get a puppy yet, but when I get a puppy or a dog of any kind, you're welcome to pet him or her.

:hellyeah:

poo poo poo poo, don't come across too eager, don't gently caress this up Jerusalem....

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Art: So I justified a 250k budget for this investigation, and you blew up a barn and had sex with at least three female suspects. Who is the killer?
Raylan: Uhhh.... let's say it was Ted Cruz :shrug:
Art: Works for me.

#AskQuestions

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

Jerusalem posted:

Art: So I justified a 250k budget for this investigation, and you blew up a barn and had sex with at least three female suspects. Who is the killer?
Raylan: Uhhh.... let's say it was Boyd Crowder :shrug:
Art: Works for me.

biggie small's murderer: man, ain't you never heard of the 25 foot rule
raylan, spinning the gun he forced a suspect to make him pull a second ago: i can't say that i'm familiar

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
i think not freaking out at a blackout counts as breaking kayfabe

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Could the New Day collectively be my adopted dad?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Push El Burrito posted:

Could the New Day collectively be my adopted dad?

And your adopted uncle.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
:laffo: Them singing the song.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
bobboy roode sucks

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

New Day should always be Roode's hype men.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

i hope at the end HHH runs out and pedigrees Sami and Kevin and then declares he is gonna be in the Rumble

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bobby Roode: The Nation's Capital....
Washington D.C: ..... :ohdear: .....
Bobby Roode: Washington D.C!
Washington D.C: :woop:

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




new day is the best

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol did one of the Singh brothers legit hurt themselves on nothing?

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
new day learning how to properly prepare to DDT Nakamura

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Beloved faces New Day and Bobby Roode vs hated heel Jinder Mahal... and also beloved faces Rusev Day.

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Oh no Jinder ate a Singh brother

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
bobby roode versus jinder's one rude booby

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