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Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

los angeles only uses a few percent of the water resources in the area

if they stopped trying to grow almonds in the desert, LA would be fine for the next ten thousand years

but they're cheap protein for my gainz brah *guzzles chocolate-coated nuts out of a plastic container*

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Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
delete the apps

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
this is what product managers actually believe

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Suspicious Dish posted:

“The reason I slept on the floor was not because I couldn’t go across the road and be at a hotel. It was because I wanted my circumstances to be worse than anyone else at the company. Whenever they felt pain, I wanted mine to be worse.

I guess he's been huffing paint fumes and poo poo too

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

lancemantis posted:

it's being sold in convenience stores now too

hosed up

why can’t we get sushi like in Japanese convenience stores

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

The Leck posted:

so you... want to get your sushi at the 7-11?

I mean, lol, but

if it turned over quickly

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
dude I know that works for rework is basically a whiskeytarian

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

zeynep has a lot of great criticism of sv companies and this is part of that, she's so cool

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

screenshotting for when the coward deletes it

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

this owns and i hope more people do it because this is the universe i want to live in.

hosed up back alley biomods, weird looking mutants, gelatinous conscious blobs screaming in terror. love it.

it's a shame we elected them president

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

infernal machines posted:

we've also been told we can't toll roads that we maintain

toll roads are regressive tho so that's okay

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

infernal machines posted:

he's thirsty as gently caress

lmao he wants to lead those high schoolers into a blood extraction machine

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
wonder if he'll be wearing the official TPUSA uniform

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
shirako is pretty good especially if you don’t learn what it is until later

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Improbable Lobster posted:

can i get them to add an extra ball while they're down there

Solo, by ChatSack with Karl Lagerfeld

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Elder Postsman posted:

that article doesn't even have an ending, it's like a child wrote it

economics professor, so kinda the same

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

GenJoe posted:

is this actually though or is that just conjecture from the one stdh quote about the dude and the 5 one-dollar bills

there're a lot of people that when they hear something like that even if it's stdh they will work to make it happen because they think it's acceptable and not repugnant behavior

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

President Beep posted:

things schadenboner distrusts:

1) cats
2) motorcycles
3) ladies social groups

4) elevators

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Schadenboner posted:

I distrust overhead shelving but I think I'm ok with elevators?

oh I thought you said you lived in a small town so I assumed

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Schadenboner posted:

I mean, the MSA is about 850k I’d guess?

E: Goddamn: Mill and a half but that’s all of four counties.

yeah I think I got you confused with someone else lol

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

JawnV6 posted:

i went back down south after a year of college and had totally lost my tolerance for it. like at the door to the airport, shocked at this wall of moisture that i'd never noticed before

it’s so nice when I fly from Vegas to Miami in August and I can just feel the humidity again and all my membranes and stuff quit chapping and cracking and the breeze is actually cooler than blood temperature for a change

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiQIOiZvTEc&hd=1

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

yeah i'm sure we would make better time if he didnt stop at every tree to check his pee messages but oh well.

"check his pee-mail" c'mon

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

cute but i bet that'll lead to us finding out some common but awful critter that crows like to eat but not as much as they like to eat treats

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

ate all the Oreos posted:

they explained that as

…Bruce Willis looking right into the camera and saying it'd derail the movie to explain it

https://youtu.be/GbuXmXDw-T8

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

President Beep posted:

it’s absolutely something that’s part of my culture. i feel it in my veins.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Jonny 290 posted:

specifically, he has six sons, five of which were in vitro

you can guess what he ordered them to do with the dozens of female fertilized eggs

anonymously breed them into musicians and actresses?

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

President Beep posted:

fattening them up for the autumn flavor harvest

this year's crop will probably have a dominating roast note

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
[thing happens] while Hendren smirks in satisfaction

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

FCKGW posted:

sorry

1976 Jeep CJ-5 (NICKNAME: Devil CJ) ...
2007 Shelby Cobra (NICKNAME: Live Fast) ...
1971 Chevrolet Chevelle (NICKNAME: SS Hunter) ...
2011 Chevrolet Camaro (NICKNAME: SS Ryder) ...
2007 Chevrolet Corvette (NICKNAME: Big Bite) ...
1969 Chevrolet Corvette. ...
2006 Chevrolet Kodiak (NICKNAME: Full Bore)

did he name his cars after Sarah Palin's kids?

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

ADINSX posted:

RCR has gotten steadily more insufferable every single year. We get it, you have an english degree.

that's what makes it more interesting than just "what if red letter media but cars"

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

i went east and spent my first winter laughing at the locals bitching about 32F

now i complain about it too. you get one free winter, then your midwestern adaptation wears off

32°F sucks, idk why people live in the parts of the east coast where it gets that cold

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

haveblue posted:

I have a low body fat percentage but a high bone percentage

not as high as your mother's bone percentage

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
it's always okay to dunk on white people

it's never racist

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Pillbug

PyPy posted:

I loving hate twitter

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Schadenboner posted:

I think we already have an app for toilet suckers in the US, it's called AngelList?

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

jit bull transpile posted:

There's like 0 reason to assume vice is in the right here rather than that Naomi is terrified and can't say why without increasing the danger for herself.

yeah

in conclusion, everyone kind of sucks sometimes, never go on twitter, never go on reddit, never take sides

:rip: death :rip: is :rip: certain :rip:

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

qirex posted:

I remember in the 80s there was a ton of handwringing about ultrasounds and the one child policy creating social upheaval because of tons of unmarriable men but looks like we just ended up with millions of lovely online dudes instead

talking about china or the us?

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

bob dobbs is dead posted:

note how reddit, who has that policy with respect to postin with exceptions for really actually illegal child porn and poo poo which they had to be forced into having, suck balls and something awful, who distinctly does not have that policy and is insanely moderated, kicks rear end

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Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

ate all the Oreos posted:

also they had a brick and mortar thinkgeek store :psyduck: i started to go in out of morbid curiosity but after 3 steps i was loving overwhelmed by the worst BO i've smelled in a long time and immediately left. though tbh it's the exact smell i'd expect a real life thinkgeek store to have, so good job i guess :v:

haha yeah, there's one of those at the dolphin mall on the west end of miami (which afaik is busy because you can buy clothes, luggage, use their shuttle to the airport, and take it all home to South America as personal effects that don't get import or sales taxes applied)

fortunately they were closing as we walked by

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