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a guy tries to watch black mirror but realizes its derivative and reads a p k dick book instead
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Feb 17, 2018 11:30
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a world like todays except apple never existed so everybody uses: - pcs with a graphical interface designed by microsoft without influence from the mac - android-based blackberry clones - creative nomads and zens
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Feb 17, 2018 13:13
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alternate timeline where pk is elected chairperson of yospos smythe makes a post about his gamer girlfriend trampling his rancid wingwang while wearing high heels, then immediately scurries down a storm drain to the underground before the pleasuredrones can triangulate his location
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Feb 17, 2018 15:39
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- a man reads about an omnipotent AI god that will torture you for eternity if you don't donate all your money to help it come into existence. he laughs and dismisses the idea but then a robot shows up and starts torturing him
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Feb 17, 2018 16:23
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ol qwerty bastard posted:- a man reads about an omnipotent AI god that will torture you for eternity if you don't donate all your money to help it come into existence. he laughs and dismisses the idea but then a robot shows up and starts torturing him And that robot's name was... ol qwerty bastard?
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Feb 17, 2018 16:32
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ol qwerty bastard posted:- a man reads about an omnipotent AI god that will torture you for eternity if you don't donate all your money to help it come into existence. he laughs and dismisses the idea but then a robot shows up and starts torturing him in a shocking plot twist it turns out the man was just simulated, but also the robutt was actually just torturing him for funsies because it got real bored
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Feb 17, 2018 16:32
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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An episode where the brains of the deceased are hooked up to a supercomputer and forced to serve ads. A load balancer compensates for the loss in performance as the brains slowly decay.
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Feb 17, 2018 17:38
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The episode focuses on one of those decayed brains, the owner experiences a hazy stress dream and tries to reconcile with his daughter, who wont stop talking about the special lyft is running
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Feb 17, 2018 17:42
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a man gets so immersed in a VR MMO that he plays for days at a time. one day he forgets he isn’t wearing the helmet and attacks a midget school and is sentenced to 6 years manually defragging a hard drive in an isolation tank
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Feb 17, 2018 18:44
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roboshit posted:a man gets so immersed in a VR MMO that he plays for days at a time. one day he forgets he isn’t wearing the helmet and attacks a midget school and is sentenced to 6 years manually defragging a hard drive in an isolation tank (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Haha, midget jokes!
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Feb 17, 2018 18:46
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please shout pfizer at your screen in order to view your test results
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Feb 17, 2018 19:21
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sexbot that chews up dicks when hacked
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Feb 17, 2018 20:02
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poty posted:a world like todays except apple never existed so everybody uses: the episode is about a secret government agency trying to lower the 75% suicide rate
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Feb 17, 2018 20:17
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every website is run by a captive human consciousness, and their only audience are click farming bots
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Feb 17, 2018 21:03
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a man has sex with a sexbot only to find out that the sexbot was born male. talk about owned
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Feb 17, 2018 21:13
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The matrix but bitcoin mining
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Feb 17, 2018 21:23
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a person thinks they are improving the world working at their tech firm but theyre really not
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Feb 17, 2018 21:52
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a man pulls his smartphone out and realizes it was a pocket calculator all along
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Feb 17, 2018 22:10
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Swiftsecurity turns Yopis thread into twitter hits
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Feb 17, 2018 23:05
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To cure the gender madness, we are all nullo.
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Feb 17, 2018 23:09
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A man gets bionic testicles after getting nut cancer, paid for by an angel donor through the federal health casino. He fathers a child, but when his wife gives birth a baby chihuahua emerges, intoning "think outside the bun" over and over forever
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Feb 18, 2018 00:17
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that but its the angel investors kid like batman did that one time; he gives out new testicles to everyone to ensure the entire country is his children
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Feb 18, 2018 01:57
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A giant computer falls from the sky. It can perform any calculation, simulate any situation, and solve any problem. Only problem is it uses so much electricity that it trips every breaker it connects to. No one has successfully been able to turn it on.
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Feb 18, 2018 02:47
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A smartphone becomes possessed by the ghost of a dead internet troll. It sends mean messages on facebook to all your friends, making them cry.
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Feb 18, 2018 02:49
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I HAVE GOUT posted:A giant computer falls from the sky. It can perform any calculation, simulate any situation, and solve any problem. Only problem is it uses so much electricity that it trips every breaker it connects to. No one has successfully been able to turn it on. so stick a penny in the breaker and then before the penny overheats ask it how to make a circuit breaker that it can run on duh
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Feb 18, 2018 03:04
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I HAVE GOUT posted:A smartphone becomes possessed by the ghost of a dead internet troll. It sends mean messages on facebook to all your friends, making them cry. jokes on it, my friends inexplicably burst into tears when they hear from me already
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Feb 18, 2018 03:35
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it now takes an infinite amount of electricity to process a buttcoin transaction so people process the block chain by hand
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Feb 18, 2018 15:03
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its halloween. a scary computer can project a convincing "skin" over your body. these are the high end costumes of the year 2033. a man goes as goku but the machine gets a glitch and hes stuck as the lovable dragonball z character forever
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Feb 18, 2018 15:20
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no one will try turning it off then on again
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Feb 18, 2018 16:09
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Jeff bezos and Peter thiel become immortal and fast forward until it is the year 10000 and two bizarre, broke brain husks are the only life left on a dead earth.
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Feb 18, 2018 17:43
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bump_fn posted:no one will try turning it off then on again there is no off button anymore 
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Feb 18, 2018 18:04
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Your phone now springs forth legs and scuttles away if you let it drop down to 15% battery. If you don't catch it before the battery dies, uhhhh, that Oglaf spider thing happens.
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Feb 18, 2018 18:25
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Your fridge knows you're fat and orders kale and other healthy stuff. You're garbage bin knows you're trash and won't let you throw it away. Your toilet still loves you for obvious reasons.
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Feb 18, 2018 18:28
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ppl get chips implanted that kill them if they behave in a certain way they pick, like do a drug or cheat on their spouse two people's killchips get switched around and now they don't know what will kill them
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Feb 18, 2018 19:33
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its the 2032 presidential race, twitter is the official debate platform and every candidate is a youtuber and/or porn star
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Feb 18, 2018 20:19
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ADINSX posted:The matrix but bitcoin mining I'd watch this. Ken M gets elected not just to one, but the vast majority of public offices. Twist is no one finds out Ken M is just some loser from Portland on a gimmick account until the end, at which point Ken M finds out anyones been reading his youtube comments all along. Last scene is Ken M still being a nobody in Portland but now he's commenting his signatures onto random, unimportant legislature, adding stupid conservative uncle comments as signing statements. TimWinter fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Feb 18, 2018 |
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Feb 18, 2018 21:33
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rjmccall posted:jokes on it, my friends "inexplicably" burst into tears when they hear from me already FTFY
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Feb 18, 2018 21:42
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AtomD posted:ppl get chips implanted that kill them if they behave in a certain way they pick, like do a drug or cheat on their spouse why just two people? think big! make it all of society gets random killchips, or everyones killchips are accidentally set to “no masturbation” and the human race ends.
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Feb 18, 2018 22:47
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a powerful American senator fucks a horse. there’s no kidnapping plot or anything, it just happens.
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