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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT We wake up as our avatars
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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

 whew


that was a really bad dream

*french kisses son*

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null
Feb 19, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
*wakes up in limbo*
Is this forums end times?

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

 I am become death.

* # ? Feb 16, 2018 00:32
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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

 :420: :911:

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Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
it's like i'm falling out of bed from a long and vivid dream

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
*fart*

MAGA!

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Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
poo poo. I thought we were done with this.

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Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
My days are numbered. :(

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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
 ah, finally, oblivion

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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Wow these are some juicy tits

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Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017

 I try to scream but all that comes out is 'le epic galactic keks, u win the internets goon sir'

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Rosalind
Apr 30, 2013

When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.

 I am very powerful but very sad.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
*immediately kills self*

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





 :cry:

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signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Best day of my life

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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Eh, not much has changed... Except now I have a starship...

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ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
 Fiesta time, mi amigos!!!!


*gets crushed in a piece of toilet paper*

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

 *looks in mirror*

*plumb gives out*

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Caufman
May 7, 2007
 Aite.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
*in matthew mcconaughey voice* alrightalrightalright

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

 You're already dead.

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Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

 *the sound of one hand clapping*

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
poo poo I'm a virgin

And holy god what an ugly kid

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warez
Mar 13, 2003

HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?
wow so I have 4 split personalities neat

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

ContraBoss posted:

Fiesta time, mi amigos!!!!


*gets crushed in a piece of toilet paper*

lets be honest thats kind of out of toilet paper territory

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ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

Spinster posted:

poo poo I'm a virgin

And holy god what an ugly kid

You had a kid without the pleasure of at least getting laid. Tough break.

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

ContraBoss posted:

You had a kid without the pleasure of at least getting laid. Tough break.

Missed the opportunity to get laid by DGSW, lol.

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null
Feb 19, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
woah

*robs you*

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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

 I type with my feet now

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have you seen my baby
Nov 22, 2009

 what's going on where am i

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
 *disappears and then flies around in the background a bunch, leaving the living room for you to explore*

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Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
 Just another day in paradise

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DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

 Where the homies at?????

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fibblins
Dec 21, 2007

party swan
'sup

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Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean
it's 2002, my wife is alive, I have all of my hair and fifteen less pounds

cool

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 :minnie: Wuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! :minnie:

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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
Mr. Dink said he'll pay me $25 if I wash his car just wearing shorts and don't tell anyone! I'm gonna be rich!

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Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

 Sweet what's up with aliens

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 Hair of the dog? Dont mind if I do!

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
*breathes*

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