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At the begining of the movie when Tommy Jarvis is going to like burn Jasons corpse or whatever to send him to hell, why does Jason actually have a gravestone, casket, and buriel plot? Who paid for it? His mother was the only family he had and shes long dead, and like ever since her death Jason was in no place to inherit any of her estate anyway. Who spent money on all of this stuff for Jason? Also Tommy planned to burn jason alive but like he didn't bring a loving lighter? Who uses matches? So stupid. Also why did he bring Jason his mask anyway? just so when Jason miracously gets struck by lighting and revives (I have no problem with this aspect of the story it totally checks out) he can put the mask on and go back to jasoning? Just stupid. Also I would have to imagine that after Friday the 13th 4 the police would have taken that mask as evidence and not left it with some little boy as a souvenier. Especially considering the kid was in and out of mental institutions ever since. I love his jacket though: 
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his dad, elias voorhees, from the cancelled alternate ending and novelization you loving noob
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Cubone posted:his dad, elias voorhees, from the cancelled alternate ending and novelization you loving noob Oh... Alright i guess i have to go read some novels. Will update this OP if I am proven wrong and this movie does make sense
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It’s a good jacket. No doubts about it from me. I do wish you had included both a spoiler tag and a 56k warning; took me a while to load the op, otherwise I would’ve been first post
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Feb 17, 2018 06:20
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Tommy Jarvis ages weird as gently caress.
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Feb 17, 2018 07:20
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Obsidianheart posted:Tommy Jarvis ages weird as gently caress. so does jason though, hes just a little boy in the first movie, but then hes a grown man in the second movie but they are only like a year apart 
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Feb 17, 2018 07:24
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JakeP posted:so does jason though, hes just a little boy in the first movie, but then hes a grown man in the second movie but they are only like a year apart Little boy Jason was a hallucination, 2nd movie Jason was the little boy who supposedly drowned in the lake (but did not in fact do so for... reasons? Do they ever say how he's not dead there?) 10 (was it 10? I forget how long camp was closed) years later (sorry for all the parenthetical asides (sorry! (Really sorry.))).
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Obsidianheart posted:Little boy Jason was a hallucination, 2nd movie Jason was the little boy who supposedly drowned in the lake (but did not in fact do so for... reasons? Do they ever say how he's not dead there?) 10 (was it 10? I forget how long camp was closed) years later (sorry for all the parenthetical asides (sorry! (Really sorry.))). If it was a hallucination it is pretty odd. Mrs Vorhees seemed to think he was dead so basically no one knew he existed, but Alice seemed pretty sure that the boy was still alive and that she'd seen him. They never really confirm whether or not the cops that found her found her in the canoe, or fallen out of the tipped canoe when baby jason grabbed her. Most of part 2 takes place 5 years later, but at the begining when Alice finds Mrs Vorhees head in her fridge and is murdered by adult Jason that was only 2 months later.
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Feb 17, 2018 07:59
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Kuato posted:Its a good jacket. No doubts about it from me. lol
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Feb 17, 2018 08:03
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is the seventh movie the one where the fat kid gets murdered
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JakeP posted:If it was a hallucination it is pretty odd. Mrs Vorhees seemed to think he was dead so basically no one knew he existed, but Alice seemed pretty sure that the boy was still alive and that she'd seen him. They never really confirm whether or not the cops that found her found her in the canoe, or fallen out of the tipped canoe when baby jason grabbed her. I had forgotten most of this timeline of events. I dunno. it was probably "We should make another one so people will give us money", but that answer is usually dismissed as cynical.
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curlys gold posted:is the seventh movie the one where the fat kid gets murdered the first fat kid that dies in friday the 13th is the 3rd one 
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Feb 17, 2018 08:06
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theres a fat kid that gets murdered in 5 also, but he gets killed by a mental patient with a axe
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JakeP posted:theres a fat kid that gets murdered in 5 also, but he gets killed by a mental patient with a axe yeah thats the one
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JakeP posted:Also Tommy planned to burn jason alive but like he didn't bring a loving lighter? Who uses matches? So stupid. Also why did he bring Jason his mask anyway? just so when Jason miracously gets struck by lighting and revives (I have no problem with this aspect of the story it totally checks out) he can put the mask on and go back to jasoning? Just stupid. Dang ol' tale as old as time, man  People are fuckin morons
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Feb 17, 2018 08:33
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JakeP posted:theres a fat kid that gets murdered in 5 also, but he gets killed by a mental patient with a axe This is the guy who Corey Haim's mom claims raped him.
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He's also the one who said it was Charlie Sheen.
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Feb 17, 2018 08:41
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JakeP posted:theres a fat kid that gets murdered in 5 also, but he gets killed by a mental patient with a axe The mental patient with the axe played the cool punk guy in Return of the Living Dead. He's dead now. Leukemia at 35. rip
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Regrettable posted:This is the guy who Corey Haim's mom claims raped him. just his mom or what
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curlys gold posted:just his mom or what A guy named Greg Harrison also accused him of abusing Corey in 2016.
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Fun fact: They did some fancy prop work for the double decapitation scene in VI and ended up having to cut the whole thing. Film ratings people were such pussies back in the day. Shame we'll never get proper uncut rereleases of most of these movies.
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JakeP posted:the first fat kid that dies in friday the 13th is the 3rd one He's not even fat by today's standards
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Vastarien posted:The mental patient with the axe played the cool punk guy in Return of the Living Dead. He's dead now. Leukemia at 35. rip I've never put that together despite seeing both films many times! obviously I noticed Reggie the Reckless' brother is in Return as well.
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gently caress you, ballbuster! VI was the best one. It's the one Ft13 movie that knew what kind of movie it was and made by someone who loved the series and the horror genre in general.Vastarien posted:The mental patient with the axe played the cool punk guy in Return of the Living Dead. He's dead now. Leukemia at 35. rip Never realized that until know, and I used the "gently caress you ballbuster" in memory of him.
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gwarm01 posted:He's not even fat by today's standards "being a jerk is better than being a nothing" Shelly, you dumb idiot. Such a FOOL.
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Idk, it made perfect sense to me when I was 12 also part vi is my favorite:)
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JakeP posted:Oh... Alright i guess i have to go read some novels. Will update this OP if I am proven wrong and this movie does make sense There was a Friday the 13th book series in the 90s that was kind of weird, the first book was the only one with Jason but he gets killed at the end of it. The rest of the books involve characters finding the mask and becoming Jason after putting it on.
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muscles like this! posted:There was a Friday the 13th book series in the 90s that was kind of weird, the first book was the only one with Jason but he gets killed at the end of it. The rest of the books involve characters finding the mask and becoming Jason after putting it on. There was a tv show too that had absolutely nothing to do with the movies.
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Kak posted:There was a tv show too that had absolutely nothing to do with the movies. one of the biggest disappointments of my childhood
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when they kill jason why doesnt anyone just cut off his heat, and than smash his skull into 1000 peices and put his brain in a jar and lock the jar in a safe deposit box somewhere in the caribean
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Feb 17, 2018 17:16
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why the gently caress are you drawing a line in the sand at part 6
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i never saw part 8, Jason Takes Vancouver
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I saw boobs in part 9 on hbo and jerked my dilz off to it when I was a kid. Is this what everyone did to Friday the 13th? The halcyon days when I didn’t need bizarre off the wall stuff to get aroused
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Kuato posted:I saw boobs in part 9 on hbo and jerked my dilz off to it when I was a kid. Is this what everyone did to Friday the 13th? The halcyon days when I didn’t need bizarre off the wall stuff to get aroused i liked to masterbate to all the blood and killing and also kevin bacon
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unpleasantly turgid posted:why the gently caress are you drawing a line in the sand at part 6 im not
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JakeP posted:At the begining of the movie when Tommy Jarvis is going to like burn Jasons corpse or whatever to send him to hell, why does Jason actually have a gravestone, casket, and buriel plot? Who paid for it? His mother was the only family he had and shes long dead, and like ever since her death Jason was in no place to inherit any of her estate anyway. Who spent money on all of this stuff for Jason? He has a half sister and niece in part 9
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Kak posted:There was a tv show too that had absolutely nothing to do with the movies. That show was worth watching for the ridiculously hot redhead alone.
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Everybody knows that the magic snake from Jason Goes to Hell brings him back. DUH!!!!
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JakeP posted:when they kill jason why doesnt anyone just cut off his heat, and than smash his skull into 1000 peices and put his brain in a jar and lock the jar in a safe deposit box somewhere in the caribean They blow him up good in Part 9 (Jason Goes to Hell), but then the coroner gets hypnotized into eating his heart and Jason possesses him to continue his murderous ways
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