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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
I don't get it. When I reg'd it asked for my username. I figured it meant my name so I typed it in as it's written on my credit card; "Literally A Person." For some reason they don't put any punctuation on the middle initial and I think it makes a cool little play on words. But seriously, why am I like the only one?

What are you all hiding? What dark secrets do you cling to that make you feel uncomfortable sharing your name with your internet buddies? You should all be ashamed. You're all probably sex perverts or something.

More people should be courageous.

Like me.

:911:

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Feb 18, 2018

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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
This is my real name

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

myDad posted:

This is my real name

*parents look down at newly born myDad*

"We should really name him after your dad, dear"

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


i would, but my name irl is Lowtax

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I gave out my real phone number once.



Got banned for it

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I gave out my real phone number once.



Got banned for it

...um.

...what is it?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


I kinda do, this is a nickname of mine.

As far as 'hiding' goes, I'm pretty easy to find...but also not very interesting.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
What do you think I'm doing right now?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:

...um.

...what is it?

215-805-

nice try

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Waffle House posted:

I kinda do, this is a nickname of mine.

As far as 'hiding' goes, I'm pretty easy to find...but also not very interesting.

Obvious sex pervert.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

215-805-

nice try

I'm startin' at 0001 and not stopping 'til I hear your sweet goony voice. Talk to you in a bit.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I also posted my picture and the nice people of GBS said I looked like a guy who should be in Domino's Pizza ads. I think that was a complement

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I also posted my picture and the nice people of GBS said I looked like a guy who should be in Domino's Pizza ads. I think that was a complement

Don't be so sure:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:

Don't be so sure:



this was back when dominos was using human beings in their commercials

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
also thats a dairy queen commercial

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
I only used my fake name in college and the NFL to make my name more palatable to retards from Indiana to Vol country.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

also thats a dairy queen commercial

...oh, there is that.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Peetown Manning posted:

I only used my fake name in college and the NFL to make my name more palatable to retards from Indiana to Vol country.

Ocho Cinco?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUoKi5RVwqI

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I also posted my picture and the nice people of GBS said I looked like a guy who should be in Domino's Pizza ads. I think that was a complement

You were nearly killed once and posted your picture.

Not bad, if I remember. I'd totally watch you do a JOI and eat your own cum.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Literally A Person posted:

I don't get it. When I reg'd it asked for my username. I figured it meant my name so I typed it in as it's written on my credit card; "Literally A Person." For some reason they don't put any punctuation on the middle initial and I think it makes a cool little play on words. But seriously, why am I like the only one?

What are you all hiding? What dark secrets do you cling to that make you feel uncomfortable sharing your name with your internet buddies? You should all be ashamed. You're all probably sex perverts or something.

More people should be courageous.

Like me.

:911:

I use my business' name so I guess you could look up my real name if you really wanted to

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
My true name is a killing word, op, and therefore I must always instead use the name given to me by the devil.

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
I don't want my friends to find out I post on SA

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
I do

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Oh my god! I'm such a huge fan!!! Thank you for posting in this dinky little thread Mr. Stine!!!1!!11!11!!!!!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Caufman posted:

You were nearly killed once and posted your picture.

Not bad, if I remember. I'd totally watch you do a JOI and eat your own cum.

that was the second time.
thanks tho

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther
W. L. Bonerhitler

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
You're not tricking me into joinder, OP.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Have Blue posted:

W. L. Bonerhitler

Wake up calls at hotels must be awkward.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

The Cubelodyte posted:

You're not tricking me into joinder, OP.

***BY READING THIS POST \\\THE cubelodyte/// ESTABLISHES JOINDER WITH THE REAL PERSON (((SOVEREIGN ON THE LAND;;;TRAVELER))) Literally A Person. THIS IS BINDING***


Gotcha'

naem
May 29, 2011

naem

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Remember when Jon Stewart used to post here? I think he got banned when he used his real name?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Namaste to you as well, brother.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Ed Balls

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


as I've told you before. my real name is Tom Dickenharry

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
do you all want to know my real name. It's not like there is something you can do to me that life hasn't done before.
Mods? is it ok if I give out my real name?

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017

people used to actually post selfies in PYF regularly and have goon facebook groups.

a more innocent time.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

do you all want to know my real name. It's not like there is something you can do to me that life hasn't done before.
Mods? is it ok if I give out my real name?

...I'm no mod but I'd like to think they would all sing a resounding yes.

Is it something dumb like Steve or Adam or something? It isn't Tanner, is it?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


My name is Nathan Roadknight ahve a good day

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

My real name is Kurt Iron

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