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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
In honor of President's Day I made this thread so we can debate and discuss who the best (and worst) Presidents are. Before we get into that, let's meet the cast!

1) George Washington, 1789-1797
2) John Adams, 1797-1801 (effort post part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=17#post484770706 part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=17#post484886701 part 3: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=17#post484981020 part 4: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=18#post485056076)
3) Thomas Jefferson, 1801-1809
4) James Madison, 1809-1817
5) James Monroe, 1817-1825
6) John Quincy Adams, 1825-1829
7) Andrew Jackson, 1829-1837
8) Martin Van Buren, 1837-1841
9) William Henry Harrison, 1841 (part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=40#post503750630 part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=40#post503750719)
10) John Tyler, 1841-1845 (effort post part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=35#post494087001 part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=35#post494663931)
11) James Knox Polk, 1845-1849 (effort post part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=24#post486880355 part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=24#post487011072)
12) Zachary Taylor, 1849-1850 (effort post part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=37#post496483933)
13) Millard Fillmore, 1850-1853 (effort post: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post481455292)
14) Franklin Pierce, 1853-1857 (effort post part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=9#post483586111 part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=9#post483664355)
15) James Buchanan, 1857-1861 (effort post: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&pagenumber=1#post481442189)
16) Abraham Lincoln, 1861-1865 (effort post part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=29#post488777943 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=30#post489058586)
17) Andrew Johnson, 1865-1869 (effort post part 1:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post481448755, effort post part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post481448846)
18) Ulysses S. Grant, 1869-1877 (effort post part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=10#post483752201 part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=10#post483840929 part 3: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=11#post483894788 part 4: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=12#post483998225 part 5: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&pagenumber=12#post484111492)
19) Rutherford Birchard Hayes, 1877-1881 (effort post: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&pagenumber=1#post481444486)
20) James Abram Garfield, 1881
21) Chester Alan Arthur, 1881-1885 (effort post part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post483478573 part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=9#post483554601 Bonus: Chester A. Arthur's house: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&pagenumber=9#post483565460 bonus: The Chinese Exclusion Act)
22) Grover Cleveland, 1885-1889 (effort post: https://www.dropbox.com/s/hwg0g81pz3kjjwl/Grover%20Cleveland.pdf?dl=0)
23) Benjamin Harrison, 1889-1893 (effort post link: ttps://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=25#post487172338)
24) Grover Cleveland, 1893-1897 (bonus PDF! https://www.dropbox.com/s/qk2z0hvd50pggkj/Grover%20Cleveland.pdf?dl=0)
25) William McKinley, 1897-1901 (part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=39#post499741225 part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=39#post499741312 part 3: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=39#post499741652 part 4: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=40#post503113927 part 5: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=40#post503113955 part 6: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=40#post503113973)
26) Theodore Roosevelt, 1901-1909 (part 1: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VclTd64I2J7TJnI21EyVU5ugpV7TQA6VRdMFVBCITDU/edit?usp=sharing)
27) William Howard Taft, 1909-1913 (effort post part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=16#post484660887 part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=16#post484699114 part 3: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=18#post485143258 part 4: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=19#post485415511 part 5: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=22#post486146966)
28) Woodrow Wilson, 1913-1921 (effort post part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=18#post485215706 part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=19#post485319490 part 3: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=19#post485382045 part 4: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=20#post485493308)
29) Warren Gamaliel Harding, 1921-1923 (effort post part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=28#post487980643 part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=28#post488222952)
30) Calvin Coolidge, 1923-1929 (effort post: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post481447062)
31) Herbert Clark Hoover, 1929-1933 (part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=13#post484178907 part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=13#post484291932 part 3: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=13#post484355943 bonus: Hoover in Poland: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&pagenumber=10&perpage=40#post483675078)
32) Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1933-1945 (effort post part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=22#post486055624 part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=22#post486250383 part 3: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=23#post486398291 part 4: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=23#post486673349 part 5: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=24#post486749644)
33) Harry S. Truman, 1945-1953 (effort post part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=14#post484443654 part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=14#post484517020 part 3: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=14#post484604353 part 4: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=16#post484681845)
34) Dwight David Eisenhower, 1953-1961 (effort post part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=26#post487457594 part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=26#post487571275 part 3: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=27#post487794697)
35) John Fitzgerald Kennedy, 1961-1963 (effort post part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=31#post489303117 part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&pagenumber=31#post489671876 part 3: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&pagenumber=31#post489672313 part 4: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=31#post489957426 part 5: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&pagenumber=33&perpage=40#post491015523)
36) Lyndon Baines Johnson, 1963-1969 (effort post part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&pagenumber=3#post482488815 effort post part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post482561781 effort post part 3: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post482611094 effort post part 4: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post482612973 effort post part 5: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post482630992 effort post part 6: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post482691426)
37) Richard Milhous Nixon, 1969-1974 (effort post part 1-1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=36#post495197537 part 1-2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=36#post495197585 part 2-1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=36#post495662907 part 2-2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=36#post495663571 part 2-3: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=36#post495663602 part 3-1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=37#post496378010 part 3-2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=37#post496378723 part 4-1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=37#post497225817 part 4-2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=37#post497225841 part 4-3: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=37#post497225867 part 5-1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=38#post497814527 part 5-2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=38#post497814821 part 5-3: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=38#post497815216 part 6-1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=39#post498028174 part 6-2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=39#post498028616)
38) Gerald Rudolph Ford, 1974-1977 (effort post part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=41#post504816130 part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=41#post504816144 part 3: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=43#post505542348 part 4: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=43#post505542368 part 5: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=43#post505542388)
39) James Earl "Jimmy" Carter, Jr., 1977-1981 (effort post part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=7#post483226040 part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=7#post483288198 part 3: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=7#post483370486 bonus: why Carter was seen as a failure: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post483455916)
40) Ronald Wilson Reagan, 1981-1989 (effort post part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&pagenumber=20&perpage=40#post485680834 part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=20#post485783819 part 3: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=21#post485895037 part 4: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=22#post485949187)
41) George Herbert Walker Bush, 1989-1993
42) William Jefferson Clinton, 1993-2001 (effort post part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=33#post492151213 part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=34#post492740101 part 3: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=34#post492741703 part 4: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&pagenumber=35#post493278822 part 5: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&pagenumber=35#post493279156 part 6: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&pagenumber=35#post493279272)
43) George Walker Bush, 2001-2009 (effort post part 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post482766944 effort post part 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=4#post482834761 additional info on ballot weirdness: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&pagenumber=4&perpage=40#post482835417 effort post part 3: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=5#post482968345 effort post part 4: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=5#post483079667 effort post part 5: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849787&perpage=40&pagenumber=6#post483126320)
44) Barack Hussein Obama, 2009-2017
45) Donald John Trump 2017-2021
46) Joe Biden 2021-Present

Bonus - other people who are important too but aren't presidents

Tadeusz Kościuszko, Polish-Lithuanian Commander in the American Revolution

Henry Knox And The Super Cannon Part 1

Henry Knox And The Super Cannon Part 2

Button Gwinnett, famous for being not very famous

French Revolutionary and Post-Revolutionary Chaos

Benjamin Rush, A Man of Contrasts

Margaret Thatcher Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

The New Deal and Racial Discrimination

WW2 and the Pacific Theater

Quite the list. There are of course some consensus rankings for best and worst. Let's take a look:



But perhaps this list is too partisan for you. You want to know what the Breitbart/DailyKos readers of the world think of the Presidents. Well here's a breakout by political affiliation:



And I'm sure some of you want to see what my own ranking is:

Hall of Fame
Lincoln
Washington
FDR
Jefferson
LBJ
Eisenhower

Hall of Very Good
Teddy Roosevelt
JFK (solely for peacefully resolving the Cuban Missile Crisis)
Obama
Truman

Hall of Good, But Flawed

Wilson (extreme racism)
Clinton (sexual harassment)
Grant (alcoholism + trusting others too much)
Carter (excess idealism)

Hall of :geno:

Madison
John Adams
John Quincy Adams
Polk
McKinley
Ford
Reagan
George H. W. Bush
Cleveland
Taft
Polk

Hall of Ineffective

Van Buren
William Henry Harrison (because he died)
Arthur
Harrison
Pierce (for the Kansas-Nebraska Act)
Taylor

Hall of Did More Harm than Good

Jackson
Hoover
Coolidge
Hayes
Garfield
Tyler
Fillmore (Fugitive Slave Act)

Hall of Irredeemable

Andrew Johnson (being too nice to the South post-Civil War)
Harding
Nixon
George W. Bush
Trump
Buchanan


And with that let's get started!

If anyone wants to make some effort posts about how awful/great certain Presidents were I'll include them up here.

axeil fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Jun 15, 2021

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006


This is James Buchanan. He was President from March 1857- March 1861. I am going to explain to you why he is, without debate, the worst president of the United States to have ever existed.

Let's start with his cabinet.

The lovely, lovely Cabinet of James Buchanan



This guy was his Vice-President. His name is John C. Breckinridge. He is of course, most famous for being the god damned Secretary of War for the South. Yikes. Not a good start. Who else ya got?



This is Howell Cobb. He was Buchanan's Secretary of the Treasury. Of course he was more famously the President of the loving CSA before Jefferson Davis.

Jesus Christ Buchanan. Maybe your Secretary of War was better?



Nope. John B. Floyd was a Confederate General.

How about the Secretary of the Interior? Surely that guy has to be-



:laffo: No. Jacob Thompson was Inspector General of the Confederacy States Army. Met with John Wilkes Booth prior to his assassination of Lincoln and instigated a number of anti-Union riots.

Okay. Secretary of State has to be good right? I mean, he wasn't even concerned with domestic issues?



Secretary of State Lewis Cass invented the idea of popular sovereignty which was the direct cause of Bleeding Kansas (although to his credit he resigned after it was clear Buchanan had no idea what he was doing)


On a Cabinet of 8 people half of them would go on to fight for the Confederacy, 1 would die in office (Postmaster General), 1 argued that secession was legal (Attorney General), 1 invented popular sovereignty and 1 was the Secretary of the Navy.


Not the best start.

Dred Scott



2 days after Buchanan was inaugurated, the Dred Scott decision came out. You know, the famous one that said black people aren't actually people therefore you can't do anything to restrict slavery. Taney's decision is bar none, the worst SCOTUS decision in history. While the Court had already decided to rule against Dred Scott, the court's majority was only planning on writing a very narrow opinion. Until Buchanan got involved.

Buchanan wrote Pennsylvanian Robert Cooper Grier and arm-twisted him into supporting a broad decision that would render the Missouri Compromise unconstitutional, declare black human beings as non-citizens and prevent Congress from making any more policies about slavery in the US Territories other than "anything goes".

Buchanan was delighted by the decision and hoped that now with the slavery question decided and the Republicans' platform of restricting slavery in the territories destroyed the country could move on to other more important things :stare:

The Panic of 1857



So, what is a President to do after forcing the Supreme Court to make a decision declaring that black people weren't citizens? Why cause an economic recession of course! 1,400 state banks and 5,000 businesses were shuttered in the summer of 1857. Buchanan's decisive fix for this was...do nothing and restrict the money supply (aka the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do in this situation).

Utah and the Mormons





The Mormons had settled Utah a few decades earlier and were a constant annoyance in the pre-Civil War era. Brigham Young and federal officials had quarreled mightily and a Utah militia massacred a group of Arkansas settlers headed for California. Clearly a crisis was brewing. So what did Buchanan do?

Well, Buchanan listened to rumor-mongers in DC that the Mormons were already in revolt against the US Government. He decided to replace Brigham Young as Utah governor with the non-Mormon Alfred Cumming. Unfortunately he forgot to, ya know, tell anyone else about this which resulted in Brigham Young and Alfred Cumming both asserting they were the Governor of Utah. He then called in the Army, Brigham Young started a guerilla operation and thus, that's how Utah went to war with the United States.

Buchanan started a domestic insurrection because he forgot to send a letter.

Bleeding Kansas



Another domestic crisis where Buchanan got to put his master-level intelligence and political skills to the test.

Earlier I talked about popular sovereignty. The idea was, rather than have Congress decide whether a state was admitted slave or free, the citizens of that state would decide. Sounds like an okay idea right? Well, except when you don't have very good record keeping and thus don't actually know who live in the state. And making matters worse, if the pro-slavery side just happens to murder all the anti-slavery supporters, well, I guess that's the popular will right? :downs:

At the end of the Pierce Administration two dueling Kansas administrations had been set up. A free one in Topeka and a slave one in Lecompton. The Topkea one had far more people following its rule-of-law by all accounts was the more legitimate government. But James Buchanan, master politician decided to ignore all that and accept the Lecompton government as legitimate.

He appointed Robert J. Walker, a staunch pro-slavery advocate from Mississippi, to be territorial governor. However, soon after Walker arrives even he agrees that slavery doesn't make sense in Kansas and started advocating Kansas be admitted as a free state. Again, Buchanan tried to railroad Kansas into becoming a slave state and even the guy he appointed to the railroading said it was bullshit.

Well, the pro-slave faction in Lecompton wasn't very pleased by all this, and so held an election in 1857 that was so fraught with fraud that Governor Walker threw out the results. All the admitted states had previously sent their constitutions out to voters to be approved. But given what just happened with the election, the Lecompton government was worried about the constitution being rejected. So they just sent it into Buchanan without actually asking its citizens if they agreed with it (spoiler: they did not). Even this was too much for Buchanan so he told Kansas they have to vote on something.

And vote they did. But not on the Constitution, but rather on whether Kansas would allow slavery. However, the Topeka government, not viewing the Lecompton government as legitimate, instructed everyone to instead vote a month later on the same question. Both elections, of course, gave different results. Hopefully by now it's becoming clear why popular sovereignty didn't work.

Walker writes to Buchanan telling him how hosed this whole situation is and begs him not to adopt the Lecompton Constitution. But Buchanan gives no fucks and approves it and call the Topeka government "revolutionary" and insinuates they're in cahoots with the Mormons. Buchanan then literally bribes Congressmen to approve the pro-slavery constitution but the House can see what a sham the whole thing is and doesn't approve it.

The main person who helped defeat the sham Constitution? Stephen Douglas

Buchanan, Stephen Douglas and the 1858 Midterm



Stephen Douglas is most famous for the Lincoln-Douglas debates, which happened during Buchanan's mid-term. Douglas was a moderate Democrat, but a northern Democrat and was sick of Buchanan's Southern appeasement.

Buchanan hated Stephen Douglas so much that he attempted to rig the Illinois state elections to deny Douglas the Illinois Senatorship. The only reason there was a close race between Lincoln and Douglas was because Buchanan was running a bunch of spoiler candidates and buying votes just to spite his rival.

Northern and Southern Democrats were beginning to split as a party, so as a result of shenanigans like what Buchanan pulled in Illinois, the Republicans got a plurality in the House and they subsequently were able to block most of Douglas's agenda.

Buchanan was a whiny baby and thus started spite vetoing bills including a bill that would have established land-grant colleges and a bill that would've given public lands to settlers who stayed on the land and farmed it.

The Covode Committee



Remember how I said that Buchanan had a penchant for trying to bribe people? Yeah, eventually other people figured that out too and the House started investigating him in 1860. The committee's setup was beset by scandal from the start as pro-Buchanan Democrats accused the chairman (John Covode) of acting on a personal grudge (which was true!), but the findings of the commission were so overwhelming they soon drowned out the critics. While the committee failed to find grounds for impeachment, they did issue a report showing corruption, abuse of power and surfaced the allegations about bribery around the Lecompton Constitution (but were unable to prove it).

Even the pro-Buchanan minority report agreed with the facts but argued that evidence was insufficient for any charges.

Secession



At this point, I think you could very easily argue Buchanan as a really bad President. But it is his actions after Lincoln's victory that move Buchanan into the worst of all time.

In October of 1860, the Commanding General of the United States Army, Winfield Scott warned Buchanan that the election of Lincoln would likely result in the secession of no less than 7 states. He recommended the Union take immediate action and station large amounts of federal troops in the South to head off any attempt at insurrection and protect federal property.

Buchanan did nothing.

After Lincoln's victory, and consulting with his Attorney General, Buchanan stated that states did not have the legal right to secede but that the federal government could also do nothing to stop them...in effect giving the green light to the South to start breaking away from the Union. His proposed solution to the crisis was a Constitutional amendment that would affirm slavery in slave states, the Fugitive Slave Act and popular sovereignty forever. Real brave of him.

In typical Buchanan fashion, this just pissed off the North and South and the response was so limp dicked that Treasury Secretary Howell Cobb resigned. Yeah, it wasn't even pro-slavery enough for the guy who would become President of the CSA.

Meanwhile, Interior Secretary Jacob Thompson (remember him) starts openly planning Mississippi's secession while still serving in Buchanan's cabinet and Secretary of War John B. Floyd gets caught sending guns to the South.

Buchanan did nothing.

Actually he did less than nothing, because he started having regular meetings with Jefferson Davis and telling him all his plans, who then went and leaked to all the Confederates what exactly the Federal Government was up to.

Buchanan's last real act as President was attempting to surrender Fort Sumter to South Carolina in January 1861. This act of appeasement was such a betrayal that Buchanan's entire cabinet threatened to resign so he instead decided to send a re-supply mission. But he strictly forbade the Union relief force from firing on the Confederates, which force the relief ship to abort its resupply mission.

Conclusion

Buchanan was a corrupt, pro-slavery, petty, coward whose actions turned the Civil War from a solvable insurrection issue into the deadliest war in US history. He's a piece of poo poo and I hate him and I hope you hate him now too.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
The Compromise of 1877 or Why Rutherford B. Hayes Is a Motherfucker

Meet Rutherford B. Hayes.



No, no when he was older



There we go.

Rutherford B. Hayes was the 19th President of the United States from 1887-1881. Prior to that he was a Cincinnati lawyer, Civil War hero, Congressman, and Governor of Ohio. And he was a motherfucker.

The Election of 1876 - The "Primaries"

Following 16 years of Republican rule (Lincoln, Johnson, Grant) and 11 years of Reconstruction America had yet another general election. Grant, beloved as he was, declined to seek a third term throwing open the gates to the Presidency.

The Democrats, after not fielding a candidate against Grant's easy re-election race in 1872 nominate this nice fellow:



Samuel Tilden, the Governor of New York. Tilden was a typical loyalist Democrat in that he didn't outright call for secession, but he didn't much like Lincoln and he definitely didn't like Lincoln's strong executive branch nor did he like Reconstruction. To his credit, he did go against the New York Tammany Hall political machine and try to clean things up a bit. Tilden used his reputation as a reformer to nab himself the 1876 Democratic Nomination and considering the corruption of Grant's Administration his platform of stamping out corruption seemed a good one. Now he needed only to wait for his opponent, who would of course be James G. Blaine, the former Speaker of the House and now Senator from Maine.



Blaine was the overwhelming favorite to be nominated at the party convention and won a commanding 285 votes on the first ballot...but that was only about 37% of the vote. The other voters were split between:

-Benjamin H. Bristow, Treasury Secretary
-Oliver P. Morton, Senator from Indiana
-Roscoe Conkling, Senator from New York
-John F. Hartranft, Governor of Pennsylvania

and

-Rutherford B. Hayes, Governor of Ohio

With no clear majority the voting continued with no real change in position until the 5th ballot, where Morton and Bristow voters began defecting to Hayes who was now in 3rd after Bristow. The 6th round saw further defections with Hayes now at 113 votes to Blaine's 308 and Bristow's 111. The final ballot saw Morton, Conkling and Hartranft's voters all jump ship after a private discussion among the reform-minded candidates decided that Hayes would be their man. While Blaine did manage to gain 43 votes, it was not enough to overcome but Hayes who was able to just barely secure a win 384 votes to 351 votes.



The nation was stunned. Rumors abounded of smoky backroom deals and compromises on the party platform.

The Election of 1876 - The General

The campaign was, to be blunt, a complete poo poo-show filled with mud-slinging and insults. Republicans changed "Not every Democrat was a rebel, but every rebel was a Democrat" while the Democrats alleged the Republicans were stealing everything not nailed down in the White House and selling it to the highest bidder. Hayes was described as "a third-rate nonentity whose only recommendations are that he is obnoxious to no one." Jeez.

Colorado was also a complicated issue as it had just been admitted to the Union on the 1st of August. Given the closeness of the election and without time to organize a new election in the state the state's legislature (which was Republican-controlled) would select the state's electors. So 3 free electors for Hayes.

Democrats' strategy was to pick up all the former CSA/slave states while also taking New York and hope for the best. This would give him 173 electoral votes out of the 369 total. Close, but not enough to win.



Meanwhile the gameplan for the Republicans was simple: win the loyal Union states. Even writing off New York as a loss this would still give Hayes 196 electoral votes and a win, albeit closer than anyone would've liked.



Of course, history is never so simple. In reality this: is what happened:



An undecided contest with 3 states outstanding.

A Contested Election



Florida, Louisiana and South Carolina had what you can charitably call as electoral "issues". Less charitably it was outright voter suppression and arguably rigging. Early returns indicated that Tilden would win all three but the fraud and voter suppression was so audacious as to call the results into question.

Additionally, to allow illiterate voters to vote, the states at the time would print symbols for each political party on the ballot. But in these 3 states the state printed Abraham Lincoln's picture for the Democratic ticket. In the case of Florida and Louisiana the governor (or attorney general in Florida's case) decided to appoint Republican electors with South Carolina still outstanding.

Meanwhile, Oregon decides to get in on the fun. The statewide vote had Hayes win in a landslide, but the Democratic governor of the state claimed that one of Hayes' electors was ineligible as a former postmaster and thus Tilden should get the vote (and the Presidency). The two Republican electors dismissed this and reported 3 votes while the appointed Democratic elector reported 2 votes for Hayes and 1 for Tilden. This dispute raged for a while but ultimately all 3 electors were given to Hayes.

Thus, the election now hung on the outcome in South Carolina.

Oh boy.

South Carolina. Where to start. First off, South Carolina had 101% of registered voters vote. Yes, more people voted than were registered. Very, definitely not something funny going on here. As a result, the state's appointed electors were Hayes electors as the state election board declared obvious fraud. However, the Tilden electors claimed that by vote they should be counted. Others argued they shouldn't vote for anyone, but considering that Hayes was currently president-elect by a single electoral vote, nullifying South Carolina's vote would change the election.

Tensions ran hot and there were legitimate fears of a Second Civil War breaking out. Congress acted fast and passed a new law stating that the election would be decided by a 15-member commission.

The Electoral Commission



The Commission was to be made up of 5 members from each house of Congress and 5 members of the Supreme Court. The House (held by the Democrats) selected 3 Democrats and 2 Republicans. The Senate, held by the GOP, did the reverse (3 Republicans and 2 Democrats). For the Supreme Court's representation 2 members were chosen from each party with those 4 to select the final member.

The Justices ended up picking David Davis who was famously described as being such a complete political mystery that "no one, perhaps not even Davis himself knew which presidential candidate he preferred." The Commission's decision would ultimately end up being Davis's as the only non-aligned member. But then, just as the Commission was to begin its work, the Democratic-controlled legislature of Illinois named him Senator, thinking this would buy his support.

It did not.

Davis, instead of remaining on the Court, resigned immediately to take his seat, leaving only Republican justices on the bench and thus, ensuring a GOP-favorable outcome.

Every single vote on the committee was 8-7 and resulted in all 20 electoral votes from Florida, Louisiana, South Carolina and Oregon given to Hayes. Democrats were furious and unable to alter the proceedings attempted to disrupt them as much as possible.

The Commissions results were final, but only if both Houses of Congress consented. With their chance for electoral victory slipping away, the Democrats sought to act. Quickly the House of Representatives objected to results that were previously not in question from Vermont, forcing the Senate to overrule. 12 hours of debate followed and once the debate was done, the House then objected to results from Wisconsin. At the time the filibuster still existed in the House and without the House's consent the election would still be in question. This continued until 4 am on March 2nd when the House finally threw in the towel and the election was certified with Hayes the winner 185-184 despite losing the popular vote 51%-48%.

The Compromise of 1877



But why did the House Democrats stop their objections? Well. Remember how there was a bunch of backroom wheeling and dealing when Hayes got the nomination? Hayes employed the same tactic here.

In exchange for dropping their objection to the results the Republicans would:

1) Remove all US military forces from former CSA states
2) Appoint at least one Democrat to the cabinet (David M. Key of Tennessee was appointed as Postmaster General)
3) Construct a second Trans-Pacific Railroad through Texas and the South
4) Sign and pass legislation that would help industrialize the South
5) Give the South the right to deal with black citizens without northern interference (aka allow Jim Crow)

Points 3 and 4 were never enacted, but Hayes did agree to points 1, 2, and 5, forever tainting his Presidency. Given the controversial way in which he was elected and his abandonment of Reconstruction his term was a rocky and short one. He never ran for re-election.

And that's why Rutherford B. Hayes is a motherfucker.

axeil fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Feb 19, 2018

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

farraday posted:

Monroe, so bad axeil doesn't even rate him.

:negative:

Sorry Monroe. Clearly he belongs in the Hall of :geno:

Munkeymon posted:


Double mediocre Polk :haw:

And that's why I missed Monroe!

I also agree that citing alcoholism as a flaw for Grant is too harsh. His main problem really was being too trusting and that in combination with his substance problems caused all the corruption issues.

QuoProQuid posted:

this was me and i got to 1892 before the strain of the project completely overwhelmed me.

That thread was great and you got to pretty much the end of the pre-modern presidents. Once you hit Teddy Roosevelt we'd all start voting for maximum Eugene V. Debs so I think it ran its course very well.

axeil fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Feb 19, 2018

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Lord Hydronium posted:

Someone mentioned Harding in the Trump thread, so why does he fall last on many lists that I've seen? Like, I know his administration was corrupt as hell, but worse than James "literally let the Union fall apart" Buchanan?

Harding was a corruption elemental.

He's pretty much as bad as you can get before you get into the "actively making things worse" territory of GWB, Buchanan, Trump, etc.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Lord Hydronium posted:

The Wikipedia article on Presidential rankings has him last in the first eight surveys on their list, for example. And I feel like I've seen a lot of articles on Harding throw in some mention of him being the worst, though I know that's not particularly helpful.

I guess my question is, how does Buchanan not run away with it every time, and how corrupt could Harding's administration have been to even rival that?

Okay, so pretty corrupt. :v:

The argument for someone other than Buchanan being the worst is that the Civil War was inevitable after 1856 and thus the actions of Buchanan didn't really matter and he was never found guilty of any of the corruption allegations swirling around him.

I mean, I think that's an insane argument but it's the one you'd have to make.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Alter Ego posted:

He also died a couple years in, so we have no idea just how awful he'd have been.

Problem is that Calvin Coolidge was probably the most laissez-faire anti-labor rear end in a top hat he could have chosen as his number two. He was a lousy governor and an even worse President, and there is no justice in the fact that he somehow escaped being President when the stock market poo poo the bed. It's helped him escape a great deal of well-deserved scorn that has been otherwise heaped on Herbert Hoover.

Oh that's interesting. Tell us more about Coolidge and why he sucked! I don't know very much about him.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Alter Ego posted:

Oof, I don't know if I can make an effortpost about Coolidge like you did with Buchanan.

Suffice to say that Coolidge got his stripes busting unions in Massachusetts. In 1919, the Boston Police Department started making noises about unionization. When they were issued a charter by the AFL in August, the commissioner told the leaders they were insubordinate and they'd all be fired unless they disbanded the union by September 4, 1919. Obviously, the BPD held firm, and the commissioner, Edwin Curtis, suspended the union leaders. Next day? 75% of Boston's cops went on strike in response. Andrew Peters, Boston's mayor, relieved Curtis of duty in response and called up the National Guard.

Coolidge's response is what made him famous (or infamous) in Republican circles. He called up MORE National Guardsmen, restored Curtis to his office, and took personal control of the Boston PD. Curtis was given the go-ahead to fire every single striking officer, and Coolidge promptly declared that a new police force should be recruited. He declared "There is no right to strike against the public safety by anyone, anywhere, any time" in response to AFL leader Samuel Gompers' protest that the unrest in Boston was entirely due to Commissioner Curtis' actions.

While we can sit here all day and talk about whether police are good or bad, the fact remains that Calvin Coolidge basically instituted martial law in Boston rather than allow their cops to unionize. He can get hosed.

Jesus christ what a monster. Effort post added to the OP

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Spangly A posted:

Lenin wasn't in the trenches and he wasn't "sent" to Russia, he was running around Finland and A-H trying to start a revolution because german socialist support for the war went entirely against the second international. He's already back speaking to crowds in Petersburg by the time America votes to go to war and he's leader of the October revolution 3 months before the US arrives on the continent. Germany failed to break the blockade before the US even arrived, the spring offensive was never going to be sustainable and was just throwing the kitchen sink at France without any real hope of holding on.

So your choice is either France utterly destroys Germany in revenge in around 1919 (and becomes an aggressive superpower in a short time) or the red guards hijack the anti-war movement and general unrest in Germany, which has a communist revolution and surrenders sometime in late 1918, provoking major political unrest in Britain and possibly open warfare (as well as an immediate begging of US aid for what would likely be a very bad deal).

By 1928 you have a consolidated military superpower and you can pick whether it's France or a bolsh superstate based on how exactly you think Europe reacts to a succesful communist revolution that suddenly doesn't have to honour it's surrender. Wilson's move is almost certainly the right choice at the time even if you can be mean and say it directly caused hitler (by not wiping germany off the earth)

You also have to deal with no international diplomacy on the level of the LoN which means no UN today and it's a really fun clusterfuck to think about, as well as concerns over whether a less insane german dictatorship is capable of finishing it's nuke in the 40s before the US snatches it. In the scenario communism dominates Europe, this goes poorly for the US.

Wilson is your best president, is what I'm saying.

Was it a given that the Spring Offensive wouldn't have worked? Had their breakthrough gotten them to Paris they probably would've been able to get something approaching a good peace deal, although I guess that would've required them to have far more in the way of supplies and soldiers at that point.

I'm not an expert on the end of WW1 though.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Alter Ego posted:

Howsabout everyone's favorite white supremacist President?

No, it's not Andrew Jackson or Mango Mussolini. It's Andrew Johnson, the Tailor From Tennessee.

These were fantastic and I added links to them to the OP.


Spangly A posted:


WW1 and Wilson

Wasn't a large issue that Wilson had a stroke by the time the Treaty of Versailles negotiation began in earnest and thus was unable to adequately advocate for his "peace with honor" belief? I know a lot of the German anger afterwords was because they surrendered believing they would be getting peace with honor and instead got reparations and a giant bag of poo poo.

I'm enough of an idealist to think if that had been the real peace deal things might have turned out okay.

It's interesting that you mention how the UK teaches US intervention in WW1. My recollection from my AP US History course was that the Americans came in and broke the lines and won the war for the Entente...when in reality we mostly did dumb poo poo like attack the Ardennes despite the British and French telling us it was stupid and getting a few tens of thousands green soldiers killed for no reason.

The US history books don't focus much on the whole "US forces were arrogant and thought they knew everything and as a result incurred way more casualties than they should've" aspect.

Instant Sunrise posted:

Any chance for a writeup on why Millard Filmore is a motherfucker?

farraday posted:

Compromise of 1850, namely the Fugitive Slave act.

Yeah, I don't have time unfortunately or I'd try and do it justice but the Fugitive Slave Act is one of the most immoral and lovely laws the US has ever passed. It took abolitionism from that thing the weird Christian idealists talked about to something the average day Northerner wanted.

axeil fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Feb 20, 2018

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Alter Ego posted:

I had a surprising amount of fun writing that and I'm willing to take requests since I can't decide which one I wanna do next.

People seem to want Millard Filmore :v:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

BlueBlazer posted:

He's a motherfucker but goddamn I read that and go, he did the best with what he had to work with it.

As in threading a needle of a second civil war... Still want to say hes a racist motherfucker.

He's a motherfucker...but I'm not sure what else he could've done in that situation. The options presented to him were:

1) Concede the election
2) Have Grant do something (martial law, etc.) that would give him the result
3) Allow the House to continually object to the Commission results, deadlocking things in perpetuity
4) A compromise

A 21st century cynic would probably go with option 3 and rely on public opinion eventually forcing the House's hand, but this was the 1870s and people weren't as jaded then. Alternatively, it could've effectively abolished the Presidency for the next 4 years and given the immense power the Executive had just gotten via Lincoln would've been an amusing way to transition to a parliamentary system.

The real galaxy brain option would've been to agree to the compromise...and then refuse to end reconstruction and let the South get away with Jim Crow but I doubt Hayes was interested in destroying the GOP's legitimacy and power over a bunch of ex-slaves in the South :smith:

American history could've been a lot different if the Republicans had just nominated Blaine like they were planning to.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Alter Ego posted:

Bumping this because I really don't want it to go away. I love this subject, even if Presidents' Day was a month ago.

I've written articles about some real shitlords so far; can someone please give me a request for "Why President X Was Cool and Good"?

I think LBJ is probably a good one since he signed the Civil Rights Act knowing it would permanently destroy the Democrat's strength in the South because it was the right thing to do.

He'd be top 3 if it wasn't for Vietnam.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Blindeye posted:

I probably should write up one on Taft, especially since he's perennially on my list of "least evil" US presidents. Who knew not wanting to be president at all might make you less prone to delusions of grandeur?

I would also really like to read this as all I know about him was that he was real fat and he and Teddy Roosevelt played spoiler to each other and let Woodrow Wilson win in 1912.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Awesome! Adding to the OP.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
More excellent content! Added to the OP.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Alter Ego posted:

(I hope you guys are enjoying these. I'm having fun writing them.)

Hell yeah I am! I've added links to all of them in the OP.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Alter Ego posted:

I might do Boy George next. After reading Jean Edward Smith's biography of him, I'm convinced that we need a refresher course in why George W. Bush is an irredeemable rear end in a top hat and a war criminal.

Agreed. Especially for younger folks around here. The first election I was really aware of was 2004 and I'm still seething mad about it. Only the GOP could manage to convince people that a draft dodger was more patriotic than a dude who got a friggin' Purple Heart.

I'm so happy that lady with the purple heart bandaid is dead.

gently caress CNN for loving over Dean with their improperly calibrated microphone levels.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Alter Ego posted:

:aaa: I did not know this.

My day just got a little brighter.

If I'm going to talk about the Bush administration, though, I might need some help with the legal poo poo, especially when I talk about torture and Abu Ghraib. If you or someone else could mock up a quick summary about John Yoo, the torture memos, and what exactly Cheney and the other shitbags did to justify "enhanced interrogation techniques", I'd be much obliged. I'm not good at that sort of thing.

Someone put up the Evilweasel signal, as he's the go-to person on any law-related stuff.

I can post a whole bunch about TARP and bank bailouts and such though.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Echo Chamber posted:

Source? I need to share with my friends.

http://obits.dallasnews.com/obituaries/dallasmorningnews/obituary.aspx?n=patricia-crawford-peale&pid=186549283&fhid=17462

Alter Ego posted:

No no, do one of these guys yourself!

I don't know enough to do it justice :smith:

Alter Ego posted:

Gimme, I dunno...Carter. Tell us about why Jimmy Carter wasn't a shitlord. We've had too many shitlords, and I know very little about the man before he became President.

Jimmy Carter is probably the only President who you can argue is a Good Person who never did anything really evil.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Excellent work, added both to the OP

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Alter Ego posted:

Don't forget Part 6 of my Johnson effortpost :eng101:

Thanks I missed it!

Are you going to cover the 2000 Florida recount in your next post? Because that was an utter shitshow and if you don't cover it I might myself, except I'm super busy this week so I might not get around to posting about it until Sunday.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Alter Ego posted:

I sure am! And after that, I'm going to go drink myself into a stupor for forcing myself to remember it! :suicide:

Bush v. Gore is one of the most amazingly nakedly partisan rulings I've ever seen and SCOTUS knew about it when they wrote it too which is why they stamped a big THIS IS NOT PRECEDENT on it.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Jimmy Carter :colbert:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Didn't Jimmy Carter agree to send arms to Afghanistan for basically the sole purpose of bleeding out the Soviets?

HootTheOwl posted:

I thought this was Reagan.

It was both although Reagan was far more involved. Like JFK vs LBJ on Vietnam. But the Soviets were/are inhuman imperialist monsters so it's all good by me.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

joepinetree posted:

Carter also made human rights a much bigger part of American foreign policy, to the point where the thawing in the Brazilian dictatorship (which was put in place with the help of LBJ) can be directly traced to that. And this was well known at the time, to the point where Kissinger encouraged the Argentine dictatorship to speed up their brutal torture and assassination program so that the worst was already done by the time Carter took over. Carter wasn't great in terms of domestic policy, but in terms of foreign policy he was probably the best by a wide margin since FDR.

Also probably the only President save maybe Taft who had a more important post-Presidency than Presidency.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Ytlaya posted:

Certainly not any more than America, so I'm not sure what point you're trying to make here.

edit: I mean, I agree that Carter comes out much better than most, if not all, presidents, but this is a kinda dumb reason that doesn't make any sense from an American perspective.

Russia delenda est is my foreign policy philosophy.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
It really cannot be overstated how bad the butterfly ballot is. Imagine this is what you got when you walked into the voting booth:



Despite being listed second on the ballot, you have to punch the third hole to vote for Gore. :psyduck:

People also are still trying to figure out who actually won in Florida. The answer is...it's complicated but we know for sure that more voters intended to vote for Gore on election day.

This article does a good job of explaining the clusterfuck of trying to figure out years after the fact who won and gets into how the qualification for what counts as a "vote" really, really matters.

https://www.cnn.com/2015/10/31/politics/bush-gore-2000-election-results-studies/index.html

quote:

After the grueling 36-day Florida recount battle, Al Gore finally conceded the presidency to George W. Bush on December 13, 2000.
But the controversy surrounding this unprecedented election and its aftermath did not end there.

Months after the United States Supreme Court delivered its ruling to stop the statewide hand recount in the Sunshine State, media and academic organizations conducted their own studies of the disputed ballots in Florida.

Taken as a whole, the recount studies show Bush would have most likely won the Florida statewide hand recount of all undervotes. Undervotes are ballots that did not register a vote in the presidential race...The studies also show that Gore likely would have won a statewide recount of all undervotes and overvotes, which are ballots that included multiple votes for president and were thus not counted at all. However, his legal team never pursued this action.

The studies also support the belief that more voters went to the polls in Florida on Election Day intending to vote for Gore than for Bush.

The first major review

The players: A group of newspapers including the USA Today, Miami Herald, and Knight Ridder newspapers conducted the first major review of the Florida ballots.

How it worked: The group hired the accounting firm BDO Seidman to examine more than 60,000 "undervotes" -- ballots that did not register a vote in the presidential race -- from all 67 Florida counties. These were ballots the Florida Supreme Court ordered to be hand counted with its December 8, 2000, decision. The newspapers applied BDO Seidman's findings to four vote-counting standards. This was published in April 2001.

The results: The study shows that Bush likely would have won the statewide recount of undervotes even if the U.S. Supreme Court had not intervened to stop the counting. It also reveals that, ironically, the most lenient standard of vote counting —advocated by Gore — gives Bush his biggest lead. However, USA Today cautioned that, "The study has limitations. There is variability in what different observers see on ballots. Election officials, who sorted the undervotes for examination and then handled them for the accountants' inspection, often did not provide exactly the same number of undervotes recorded on election night."

The details, with USA Today's original explanations of the different standards in parentheses:

-Lenient Standard: Bush +1,665 ("This standard, which was advocated by Gore, would count any alteration in a chad -- the small perforated box that is punched to cast a vote -- as evidence of a voter's intent. The alteration can range from a mere dimple, or indentation, in a chad to its removal. Contrary to Gore's hopes, the USA TODAY study reveals that this standard favors Bush and gives the Republican his biggest margin: 1,665 votes.")

-Palm Beach Standard: Bush +884 ("Palm Beach County election officials considered dimples as votes only if dimples were found in other races on the same ballot. They reasoned that a voter would demonstrate similar voting patterns on the ballot. This standard -- attacked by Republicans as arbitrary -- also gives Bush a win, by 884 votes, according to the USA TODAY review.")

-Two corner standard: Bush +363 ("Most states with well-defined rules say that a chad with two or more corners removed is a legal vote. Under this standard, Bush wins by 363.")

-Strict standard: Gore +3 ("This "clean punch" standard would only count fully removed chads as legal votes. The USA TODAY study shows that Gore would have won Florida by 3 votes if this standard were applied to undervotes.")

A larger review gives mixed results

The players: Roughly a month later, a larger consortium that included the above outlets plus a group of five Florida newspapers released its review of more than 171,000 disputed ballots. In addition to the undervotes, this study reviewed more than 111,000 overvotes -- ballots that included multiple votes for president and were thus not counted.

This study showed that Democratic voters were far more likely to make the mistake of casting an overvote than Republican voters. Gore was marked on 84,197 of the overvote ballots, compared to 37,731 for Bush. USA Today's headline at the time read, "Florida voter errors cost Gore the election."

How it worked: The newspapers tallied up the overvotes, and then used BDO Seidman's undervote counting to test similar scenarios.

The results: This study shows a less decisive result than the count of only undervotes. However, there was no way to correct the overvote mistakes once they were cast, and Gore's team never asked for a hand recount of overvotes during the contentious recount battle in Florida.

Nevertheless, the study does support the theory -- expressed to CNN by both Gore's Florida senior adviser Nick Baldick, and the Republican senior adviser to Katherine Harris, John "Mac" Stipanovich -- that more voters went to the polls in Florida intending to vote for Al Gore than for George Bush.

Above all, USA Today highlighted that its review revealed, "The American system of elections routinely fails to count hundreds of thousands of ballots because of errors by voters, confusing ballot instructions, poorly designed ballots, flawed voting and counting machines and the failure of election workers to adequately help voters."

The details, again with USA Today's explanations cited in parentheses:

-Lenient standard: Gore +332 ("One uses the most permissive definition of a vote. It counts chads that are merely dimpled or bear slight impressions. Under the "dimple standard," Gore would have won by 332 votes.")

-Palm Beach standard: Gore +242 ("The other standard counts dimples as votes only if dimples are found in other races on the same ballot. This is known as the "Palm Beach Standard" because that is the rule that county's elections board adopted to determine voter intent in the early hand recounts of the Florida vote. The board's theory was that if dimples appeared in other races, that most likely meant that the voter just didn't press hard enough. Under this standard Gore would have won by 242 votes.")

-Two corner standard: Bush +407 ("The most widely used rule — that at least two corners of a chad must be detached to count as votes — is used in many states, including California, Oregon, Washington and Michigan. Recounting by that standard, Bush would have won by 407 votes, narrower than his 537-vote official margin.")

-Strict standard: Bush +152 ("By the strictest standard — one that requires a completely clean punch for the vote to count — Bush would have won by 152 votes. Some cleanly punched ballots were disqualified by counting-machines because of glitches, such as two ballots sticking together.")

The Florida Ballots Project

The players: A national media consortium -- composed of CNN, The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, The Tribune Company, The Washington Post, The Associated Press, The St. Petersburg Times, and The Palm Beach Post -- paid for the National Opinion Research Center, or NORC, at the University of Chicago to review 175,010 disputed Florida ballots -- 61,190 undervotes and 113,820 overvotes.

How it worked: NORC, a highly respected data and research organization, conducted the counting of ballots. Their goal was not to determine a winner, but to "examine the ballots to assess the relative reliability of the three major types of ballot systems used in Florida." Carefully vetted coders reviewed the ballots, and NORC's raw data is still available to the public online.

The study, released in November 2001, took place over 10 months and cost nearly $1 million. The Washington Post explained, "153 field workers spent 6,500 hours describing every dimple, chad, erasure and relevant marking. Typists entered 17.5 million pieces of information into Chicago computers."

The different media organizations applied NORC's raw data to several distinct recount scenarios.

The results: The two major conclusions here are that Gore likely would have won a hand recount of the statewide overvotes and undervotes -- which he never requested -- while Bush likely would have won the hand recount of undervotes ordered by the Florida Supreme Court, although by a smaller margin than the certified 537 vote difference.

A sampling of headlines from the time include "Florida Recounts Would Have Favored Bush, But Study Finds Gore Might Have Won Statewide Tally of all Uncounted Ballots," from The Washington Post, and "Study of Disputed Ballots Finds Justices Did Not Cast the Deciding Vote," from The New York Times.

However, as the Post concluded, "While these are fascinating findings, they do not represent a real-world situation. There was no set of circumstances in the fevered days after the election that would have produced a hand recount of all 175,000 overvotes and undervotes."

The study was also released two months after the September 11 terrorist attacks, when the nation's focus moved away from the controversial 2000 election to the more pressing War on Terror.

The details:

Full statewide review

-Standard for acceptable marks set by each county in their recount: Gore wins by 171
-Fully punched chads and limited marks on optical scan ballots: Gore wins by 115
-Any dimple or optical mark: Gore wins by 107
-One corner of chad detached or any optical mark: Gore wins by 60

Review of limited sets of ballots

-Requests for recounts in Volusia, Broward, Palm Beach, and Miami-Dade: Bush wins by 225
-Florida Supreme Court order for all undervotes statewide: Bush wins by 430
-Florida Supreme Court order, as being implemented by counties, some of whom refused and some counted overvotes and undervotes: Bush wins by 493

What a god damned disaster.


The coda to all this nonsense was America generally freaking out about its election infrastructure and the Help America Vote Act passed in 2002. This called for the elimination of confusing or unwieldy voting systems like the Butterfly Ballot and instead should be replaced with "electronic administration".

Which lead to this



Fully electronic voting machines with no paper trail whatsoever. As everything was electronic you could conceivably tick the box for FULL COMMUNISM NOW and instead the system could record it as a vote for Neo-Hitler 2000 while still displaying a vote for your intended candidate.

This was a minor issue in 2004 where vote totals in Ohio using these machines seemed odd and lead to additional speculation that Bush stole a second election.

Since then most states have completely ditched the machines and moved to a "Scantron" ballot where the voter manually bubbles in circles.

Except that has problems too



This vote in the 2017 VA House of Delegates race was counted as a vote for the Republican, David Yancey despite being a clear overvote. This threw the election into a tie in which Yancey won the coin-flip. It sounds inconsequential, unfortunately this single vote decided the control of the VA House of Delegates.

axeil fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Apr 5, 2018

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Alter Ego posted:

Thanks, axeil. Compared to this, 1824 and 1876 seem like East Hampton clambakes.

gently caress Katherine Harris, gently caress the Brooks Brothers rioters, and most of all gently caress the Felonious Five for stealing a Presidential election.

Thanks to you as well! Your effort posts have been a real joy to read.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Alter Ego posted:

For all you younger viewers, this is why some of us older folks want Florida to sink into the ocean.

And also why everyone in their 30s and over were begging students/20somethings not to vote for Jill Stein in 2016. We had all seen this play out already in 2000 and once again, if you add the Dem+Green votes in PA, WI and MI the Dems would've won just like in 2000 in Florida.

Don't vote 3rd party, it really is a vote for whoever you hate the most.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Alter Ego posted:

I'm not sure Jill Stein held the same allure for the group of people that voted Nader in 2000, but she attracted a whole new coalition of self-righteous "leftists" and anti-vax nutbags. Your message remains sound, however.

DON'T DATE ROBOTS VOTE THIRD PARTY!

Very true.

I would write up a post on alternate voting systems rather than first past the post and why they are potentially better ideas in terms of figuring out true voter preference but it's a bit out of scope for a thread about Presidents.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Ze Pollack posted:

the number of votes gary johnson would have given to trump is, of course, politely ignored

it is important, to be able to blame the left, for people not wanting to vote for the democratic candidate

Republicans shouldn't vote for 3rd party candidates either but it helps keep their idiots from getting elected so I don't care if they make tactical mistakes.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Alter Ego posted:

Part 3: The Post-Truth Society (Or: How Titus Pullo George W. Bush Brought Down The Republic)

(I am hoping that fans of the TV show “Rome” will understand the reference.)

When we last left George W. Bush, he had ruined Ann Richards’ reputation, and with the help of Karl Rove and the Felonious Five, stolen a Presidential election. He and Dick Cheney now run the show.



Does anyone remember the early parts of 2001? Like the first few months after Bush’s inauguration? How the economy was good, everyone had jobs and poo poo was peaceful? Well, George W. Bush looked at all that and went Well that ain’t gonna work. Let’s shake things up a bit!”

George W. Bush’s first term in office is really defined almost solely by foreign policy. There was, of course, the massive tax giveaway to corporations that every Republican President since Nixon has sworn a blood oath to execute when they are in office, but other than him being a blithering moron who could barely talk, Dubya was little more than a morbid curiosity for many Americans until about August of his first year in office.

On August 6, 2001, he received a fateful Presidential Daily Briefing titled “Bin Laden Determined to Strike in US”. It’s important to know, however, that the warnings began well before then. As early as April and May, counterterrorism experts were warning that there was a terror cell in the United States planning a major attack. We had some advance warning that bin Laden’s group, Al Qaeda (“The Base”, in Arabic) was making a move.

Where was Dubya’s attention, of course? Well, it was obsessed day and night with this charming fellow:



As we all know, Saddam Hussein was the current dictator of Iraq and ever since the first Gulf War had become the Bush family’s bete noire. The first question Bush asked was whether or not Bin Laden was working with Saddam. Given that Saddam was a secularist and Bin Laden was a fundamentalist, this idea was of course ridiculous, but Bush’s gang of rear end in a top hat neocons carried the day.

What rear end in a top hat neocons, you ask? Let's meet the fellas!

The lovely, lovely Foreign Policy Team of George W. Bush



Dick Cheney was the Vice President, and, as I mentioned, a snarling, unpleasant neocon rear end in a top hat. No one liked Dick Cheney. I’m fairly certain even his own mother hated him.



After serving as Secretary of Defense under Gerald Ford, Donald Rumsfeld was returning for another go. Coined the phrase “Known unknowns”. Was a greasy, slippery liar that made you want to punch him when you saw him speak.



A graduate of Stanford and former advisor to the HW Bush administration on Soviet and Eastern European affairs, Condoleezza Rice was another lying quisling whose favorite pastime was apparently going on morning shows and lying nearly as blatantly as Kellyanne Conway does now.



The former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Colin Powell became Dubya’s Secretary of State and later was the lone voice of opposition to the Iraq invasion. Which is ironic, because in this image he’s lying to the United Nations about Saddam possessing biological weapons.



Rumsfeld’s deputy secretary. What makes Paul Wolfowitz really scary is his membership in PNAC, the Project for a New American Century. The group also includes Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld, incidentally. This is some flag-humping cult poo poo that you should read if you never wanna sleep again: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_for_the_New_American_Century



The only one of these shitbirds who ever served actual prison time for his misdeeds, I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby was Dick Cheney’s chief of staff. He was indicted on five counts in the Valerie Plame case (a whole other gross topic we’ll get into later, legal experts, please help me on this one) and convicted on four: two counts of perjury, one count of obstruction of justice, and one count of lying to federal investigators.

These are just some of the lovely, lovely people responsible for us being in Iraq and Afghanistan forever.

___

On the morning of September 11, 2001, President George W. Bush was in Florida, reading to schoolchildren at Emma E. Booker Elementary School in Sarasota County. For those of you who are curious, the book was “The Pet Goat”.

At 8:46 am, the first plane crashed into the North Tower.

At 9:03 am, the second plane hit the South Tower.

Dubya was notified shortly after. Tell me, does this face say “Dear God, we’ve been attacked! I need to remain calm and dignified so as not to scare these children” or “...drat, I shoulda remembered to get milk”?



No, you’re right, that’s a face that says “I wonder if I remembered to TIVO Spongebob”.

Thing is, it wasn’t over yet. At 9:43 am, a third plane crashed into the side of the Pentagon. It and the White House were evacuated.

Bush did not depart from Florida until 9:57 am. By 10:10 am, three more things had happened--the South Tower collapsed into the streets of New York, a portion of the Pentagon had collapsed, and United Flight 93, which experts believe was intended to crash into the White House, crashed in a field in Somerset County, Pennsylvania. It is believed that the passengers fought the hijackers and crashed the plane themselves.

From then on it was chaos. Every federal building in DC was evacuated: the UN Building, the World Bank, State, Justice, all of them. Washington was a ghost town.

And where was George, you ask? Well, he and Dick Cheney had been flown to “undisclosed locations”. Later these locations were revealed as Offutt AFB in Nebraska (Bush) and a bunker underneath the White House (Cheney).

I should say that I don’t blame the Secret Service for wanting to squirrel the President away. That’s their job, and in the early hours of this nightmare we had no idea what was going on. Every American was glued to a TV set or radio at this point as news anchors, some of whom were visibly shaken themselves, attempted to talk us through what was going on. For all we knew, we were still under attack.

What I do blame George W. Bush for, however, is the events that followed.

In the days to come we were not treated to a President that maintained his dignity in the face of tremendous pressure. We did not see a man who kept an objective eye on the situation in the face of overwhelming emotion. As more and more details came out--the planes hijacked, the names of the hijackers, and their home countries (Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and Lebanon), we instead saw a President cynically use a national tragedy for enormous political gain.

George W. Bush stood on that pile of rubble in New York with a bullhorn, like a loving SCHMUCK, and proclaimed that we’d get Osama bin Laden (who, much as the August 6 PDB said, claimed credit for the attacks shortly after) “dead or alive”.



I might have some readers here who are too young to remember George W. Bush telling us that we were going to “root ‘em outta their holes”. It was like Yosemite Sam was President.

And the scariest part was that it didn’t seem to matter. His approval rating SOARED. At its peak, Gallup recorded him at 87%--the highest they’d ever rated a President. Those of us in that remaining 13% were afraid. I am proud to count myself among them--those people who never, not for a second, approved of this moron and his antics.

Dubya and his minions weren’t done. The next year of our lives was a constant soap opera of “If you don’t support the President you don’t support America”. We knew that for any military action we would need the support of allies in the region, but as anyone who was there remembers, France was famously reluctant to support us. This led to a massive backlash from retards in this country--to the point where people started calling French fries “Freedom fries”. They were even renamed in the loving Congressional cafeteria.

The press meekly fell into line. Conservative commentators ruled the airwaves--Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity blowing the war trumpets night after night, slamming anyone and everyone who disagreed with them as anti-American--and getting away with it because everyone was afraid what would happen if they didn’t toe the line. Not a good time to be a liberal in this country, especially a liberal who disagreed with the way things were going.

On October 7, 2001, the United States took the ultimate step and invaded Afghanistan to oust the Taliban, the Islamic fundamentalist regime running the place, who had (ostensibly) been a state support of Al Qaeda. The codename was Operation Enduring Freedom. The guy who thinks up the names was apparently on vacation.

As early as the Afghanistan invasion, however, W and his advisors had a bigger prize in mind--regime change in Iraq. See, I mentioned that ever since the first Gulf War, Saddam had become the monster under the Bush family’s collective bed--to them, the world blamed Poppy Bush for not getting rid of him then.

Such anger was only exacerbated when, in 1993, it was discovered that there was a high-level plot to assassinate George H. W. Bush, by then the former President, by top Iraqi officials. This claim has since been contested, especially in light of the fact that Iraq was trying as early as 1991 to establish cordial relations with the United States:

http://www.ipsnews.net/2004/10/politics-us-so-did-saddam-hussein-try-to-kill-bushs-dad/

But to W, it was gospel. So to earn Daddy’s love, Dubya was gonna do what he couldn’t--he was gonna kill Saddam.

End of Part 3. In Part 4, we'll discuss how we got into Iraq and touch on the 2004 election. Part 5 will be the last part and it will be a bit more brief--Dubya's second term was incredibly lovely even by Presidential second term standards but it's very easy to pinpoint where the worst parts were.

Added to the OP! My main memory of the pre-9/11 time was the Spy Plane Incident in China and I put a sarcastic "warning" sign on my bedroom door about spy planes having a large blindspot like we have for tractor trailors.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hainan_Island_incident

R. Guyovich posted:

this is usually the jumping-off point for alternate historians to posit a communist world since he advocated friendly relations with the soviet union. i'm skeptical this would have been allowed even at the time, but it is interesting to think about

Henry Wallace as VP in 44 and Trotsky winning out over Stalin (either through Stalin dying early or Trotsky winning outright). I don't know enough about Trotskyism to really contribute much other than the idea though.

axeil fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Apr 9, 2018

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Who all remembers this from the debates?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6nW2Uow-zk

Bush was such a goddamned liar.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Echo Chamber posted:

I'm still more mad about the 2004 election than I am about 2016.

It was the first election that made me profoundly angry about the nation's deep divides, culture war fault lines, and the lousy media.

gently caress Bush. gently caress Cheney. gently caress the Swift Boat vets. gently caress the 24 hour news cycle.

Agreed. 2004 made me deeply angry as well. Especially about what happened to Howard Dean.

I think if the 2004 election had happened where we have Twitter and social media Dean would've won the primary and probably the general.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Ze Pollack posted:

back when the Liberal Orthodoxy demanded they be treated as disgusting, freakish punchlines

[citation needed]

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Nocturtle posted:

At the end of Bush II's presidency I thought Reagan/Thatcher-style conservatism had finally been publicly discredited as a serious governing ideology. The unnecessary wars, the abortive attempts to gut the social systems on which society at large relied and above all the deregulation-enabled financial crisis were all undeniable evidence of a failed approach to governance. Whatever followed, I believed Bush II had proved that the Republicans would need to radically reform following the very public failure of their principles in action. This obviously didn't happen, and instead the recent shift of the Republican party to all but explicitly endorse authoritarian and white supremacist principles directly follows from Bush II's failures. There was nowhere else for the party to go in 2008.

And absolutely no forgiveness ever for any politician who voted for the Iraq war. I understand the Republican party not holding their representatives accountable, but I don't understand why every single Democrat who voted for it hasn't been chased out of the party as a matter of justice.

Probably a lack of people to replace them/bigger fish to fry. If the 08 financial crisis hadn't happened then maybe the party spends it's time purging the Iraq War supporters. As it is almost all of them are gone from Congress and Hillary's been completely ruined as a politician thanks to her losing to Trump plus she lost the 08 primary because of her vote to approve it.

Here's the list of everyone who voted for it, those still in the Senate in bold.

quote:

The full roll call on H.J.Res. 114, 107th Congress, A joint resolution to authorize the use of United States Armed Forces against Iraq, is here. The vote count was YEAs 77, NAYs 23.

Here are the Democratic Senators who voted YEA on October 2002 for H.J.Res. 114, 107th Congress, A joint resolution to authorize the use of United States Armed Forces against Iraq. The vote count was YEAs 77, NAYs 23.

Baucus (D-MT), Yea
Bayh (D-IN), Yea
Biden (D-DE), Yea
Breaux (D-LA), Yea
Cantwell (D-WA), Yea
Carnahan (D-MO), Yea
Carper (D-DE), Yea
Cleland (D-GA), Yea
Clinton (D-NY), Yea
Daschle (D-SD), Yea
Dodd (D-CT), Yea
Dorgan (D-ND), Yea
Edwards (D-NC), Yea
Feinstein (D-CA), Yea
Harkin (D-IA), Yea
Hollings (D-SC), Yea
Johnson (D-SD), Yea
Kerry (D-MA), Yea
Kohl (D-WI), Yea
Landrieu (D-LA), Yea
Lieberman (D-CT), Yea
Lincoln (D-AR), Yea
Miller (D-GA), Yea
Nelson (D-FL), Yea
Nelson (D-NE), Yea
Reid (D-NV), Yea
Rockefeller (D-WV), Yea
Schumer (D-NY), Yea
Torricelli (D-NJ), Yea

The only notable name on the list still in the Senate is Schumer.

So long as they are willing to repent for their mistake and vote in a way that shows they have learned their lesson I'm willing to forgive the Dems who voted for the Iraq War, but Schumer having voted for it and being Minority Leader is a real slap in the face.

edit: Kerry's name is really the most surprising on that list and it breaks my heart. He's the only liberal (other than Clinton) to vote yes and you can chalk Clinton's Yea up to her being from NY and pretty hawkish. Kerry had no goddamned reason to vote Yea and it ended up really, really harming his campaign in 04.

axeil fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Apr 13, 2018

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Trump just pardoned Scooter Libby. Alter Ego, hopefully you've got the whole Plame Affair in your write-up as it's about to suddenly be relevant again.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Alter Ego posted:

gently caress.

I don't.

Can I add it as an addendum?

Sure! My knowledge of the whole thing is fuzzy so if you/anyone else want to chime in, feel free!

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
I'd rather have Jimmy Carter for a palate cleanse. I hope there are some younger readers here who now understand just how deeply Bush hosed everything up and why older folks, especially older millennials despise him.

My main Iraq War memory was when I was 14 and driving around town with my Presbryterian Church confirmation sponsor, a friend of my mom's. She's a pretty leftist lady and we got on the topic of Iraq and I was arguing "well, if they have WMDs, then shouldn't we take them out" and she very calmly and clearly explained how all that was bullshit and turned me against the war before it happened. She talked about the Kosovo war refugees she and her family took in during the 90s and how war should really only be the last resort and only when something truly horrible/ethnic cleansings were going on like in WW2 or in former Yugoslavia where only violence can stop the people trying to harm the innocent. Really gave me perspective on things and was probably my first non-Hollywood look into what war is really like.

So thanks Mrs. [REDACTED} for saving me from a potential lifetime of being a giant idiot about that.

The Plame Affair shocked me deeply as a kid who did Model UN and was interested in diplomacy and intelligence. Even though I was only about 14 or 15 I knew the one thing you didn't do was name undercover agents unless you would like to get them killed. I am almost certain there were orders from either Rumsfeld, Cheney or Bush to out her as a warning not to oppose the Iraq War and leak anything about how the "evidence" was made up but we couldn't prove it and all we had to show for it was Scooter Libby...who's now been pardoned.

I swear to god if Trump gets impeached and whoever succeeds him tries to go the Gerald Ford route they need to be immediately ejected into the sun. That there was no follow-up and prosecution of anything Bush did by Obama is another huge gently caress up that pissed me off to no end.

GreyjoyBastard posted:

edit and this is basically the spiritual successor thread to the QuoProQuid "goons declare John Adams permanent and hereditary king, then elect the Anti-Masonic Party" thread

That thread was an utter joy and I'm sad we never finished it...although I think it got dropped right after November 2016 so I get why we all may not have wanted to do fantasy elections any more.

axeil fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Apr 14, 2018

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