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You know, like in Gladiator. "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." Doesn't have to be that long, but I always get a kick out of people having cool or funny, elaborate, or just memorable descriptive nickname type of things. I did not know where on the internet to post this. I know Cinema Discusso has some of the best buffs around, and cult movies and retro genre stuff in particular I think may have some good ones like that. I'm getting some deja vu thinking of them, but aren't quite coming to mind! Doesn't need to be a self-describing really long sentence, but those are good too, any memorable nickname or description. Post 'em here! Here's one from Repo Man, these ones I'm thinking of are just describing accomplishments in elaborate detail, but that's just the tip of the iceberg here folks. "You're fuckin' right I'm Plettschner! Otto Plettschner! Three times decorated in two world wars! I was killing people while you were still swimming around in your father's balls! You little scumbag! I worked five years in a slaughterhouse, and ten years as a prison guard in Attica!" You know, stuff like "Breaker of Chains" or "They call me Mister Tibbs", or to make one up, "I'm the Mr. T of Bon appétit!" Heavy Metal fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Feb 27, 2018 |
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Buck I'm here to gently caress
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Feb 27, 2018 04:47
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I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
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Feb 27, 2018 05:37
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Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!
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Feb 27, 2018 12:19
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I think Denzel should always go by The Man On Whom King Kong Ain't Got poo poo, but maybe that's cheating.
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Feb 27, 2018 12:21
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Please welcome the star and perpetrator of this film . . .
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Feb 27, 2018 15:13
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Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez also know as "The Rat"
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Feb 27, 2018 19:01
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Not quite elaborate (and not quite film) but I always liked the crime flashbacks in Oz (and in dialogue) where they mention the character nicknames: Chucky ‘The Enforcer’ Pancamo. Frankie ‘the fixer’ Urbano. Yuri Kosigyn ‘the most brutal hit man in Little Odessa’ I also liked when characters tried to demand a nickname but nobody gave a gently caress like the character that kept getting worked up and pissy because nobody would call him ‘Bricks’.
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Feb 27, 2018 19:23
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Davros1 posted:Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez ...wanted in fourteen counties of this state, the condemned is found guilty of crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices; the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, perjury, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money and contrary to the laws of this state the condemned is guilty of using marked cards and loaded dice. Therefore, according to the powers vested in us, we sentence the accused before us, Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez and any other aliases he might have, to hang by the neck until dead... may god have mercy on his soul... proceed.
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Feb 27, 2018 22:01
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You want to know who I am? I am... I am the Invincible Sword Goddess, armed with the Green Destiny that knows no equal! Be you Li or Southern Crane, bow your head and ask for mercy! I am the dragon from the desert! Who comes from nowhere and leaves no trace! Today I fly over Eu-Mei. Tomorrow... I topple Mount Wudan!
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Feb 27, 2018 22:09
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Has Bud the Chud been mentioned
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Feb 27, 2018 23:24
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Tresspassers Will, which as we all know, is short for Tresspassers William! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZC2KQbwWUE
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Feb 27, 2018 23:28
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Also Pinto and Flounder Why Pinto? Why not? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHppmhyNx8M
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Feb 27, 2018 23:35
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I remember liking this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkccqolaVGg&t=52s
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Feb 27, 2018 23:48
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Not from a film but still elaborate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONFVIfrPQxc&t=25s
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Feb 28, 2018 12:28
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quote:My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Still a great scene.
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El Duderino
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