DoctorGonzo posted:

Poutine? More like put It in the trash. Because it loving sucks

DoctorGonzo posted:

??

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Turn your monitor on!!!! Ha hah a!

TrueChaos posted:

There's a place near where I went to university that would make the best late night "meal" out there. Take a large poutine, add 6 slices of bacon, throw it all in a tub, shake it all up to get everything mixed, and load it into a pita. Proper piping hot beef gravy, squeaky cheese curds, fantastic fries, and delicious bacon. Heart attack incomming.

Zaphod42 posted:

https://m.imgur.com/9D30GJI

Uhhh, Miami GP may actually be happening

DoctorGonzo posted:

these are bad jokes

#bringbackgridgirls

DoctorGonzo posted:

capuccino here

DoctorGonzo posted:

I dont know what that means.

Also Ferrari looks awful right now,

CratSock posted:

Looking this up made me learn something today.

DoctorGonzo posted:

hr

DoctorGonzo posted:

Frond posted:

Pissrelli.

iospace posted:

In honor of the geese at IMS as of late, I almost changed your avatar to "nearest race course".

That being said, Hartley is probably gone after this season unless he turns it around. I don't fault RB for going after a guy with hybrid experience, but as said, I don't think he was ready to go back to open wheel yet.

Feels Villeneuve posted:

In glad he died

Minto Took posted:

Monaco is great for Indy 500 tailgating. You get race cars before race cars and there’s a conversation piece over spiked coffee.

CratSock posted:

I forgive you, if only for reminding me that it existed today.


Nothing wrong with quartz, and nothing wrong with fancy atomic-clock-synced models either. I'd actually like to have one of those in my collection.


lol

learnincurve posted:

I have a purple casio iluminator which is water resistant to 50ft.

CratSock posted:

Please elaborate on this. Or save it for post-Monaco. What's the gap to the next race?

mrfart posted:

millennial misstappen starting behind Magnussen and Grosjean. One of these people is gonna die.

Schlesische posted:

Absolutely go gently caress yourself.


The Frenchman vs the Terrible Hair


Gap to leader

Lap time in seconds

Lewis is lapping significantly faster in the initial phase of the race, pits for fresher tires, and remains significantly faster. Ocon pits, Lewis starts to try and "manage" his tires (whines about them on radio) and Ocon bridges the gap a little in clean air. Lewis tries to attack Vettel for a couple laps as Vettel makes another 4 lap attack on Ricciardo, quickly backs off to bitch about his tires some more, Ocon continues to enjoy mostly clean running. The only reason it tightened up in the end is because Mercedes still don't get the tires and Lewis was trying to do like 69 (niiiiiiiice) laps on Ultrasofts, something Pirelli designed the Supersofts to do.

At no point in that early phase was holding up Hamilton going to be remotely in Ocon's advantage. You can call out the fact Toto Wolff had a conversation with Szafnauer or "Messeur or Madame Whogivesashit" as much as you want, until there's evidence otherwise you're just parroting the dumb talking points Sky used to try and liven up a dull point in a tense if unspectacular race.


Here are the laptimes and gap-to-leader times that Lance Stroll had.


Gap to leader

Lap time, in seconds

I've thrown in Max, because he was the actual fastest driver on the course and Sergei Sirotkin because he's the closest "I'm not getting blues here" driver to Lance Stroll (although I don't think Stroll was actively lapped by that many drivers, I think he mostly got lapped during his trips to the pits).
Stroll got a heap of time for a couple of laps because he was on Hypersofts and had an overabundance of clean air; He didn't, at any stage, get 40 loving laps worth of 5-7 seconds a lap advantage in one pit stop (he had to pit 3 times, the latter two for fresh Hypers). In both of his "enforced" pitstops (he punctured his Supers in lap 34 and had to go to fresh Hypers, which meant he had to pit in lap 59 for another pair of Hypers) the same thing happens - he warms the tires, gets a 3-4 lap burst of 4 seconds that degrades to the plateau in 4 laps and then chugs along until the end of the stint.
I know what you're saying though: "Lance is a binman (two punctures? come on buddy) driving a shitbox (temperature warnings all race? come on Williams), show me a real driver!", and don't worry, we'll get to that.


The one-stop strategy dominates at like 90% of the tracks this season and it's largely because the total gain is negligible compared to losing track position and potentially ruining a new set of tires; track position is King in Modern F1 and it's not just a Monaco thing. That's partly because Mercedes (and presumably Ferrari, to a point) have purpose built their car to work significantly better in clean air, to the extreme detriment of it's aerodynamic package's ability to follow and overtake, partly because the engines don't like the heat given off by the exhaust of a car in front and partly because the tires have ridiculously specific temperature windows because Pirelli have overengineered this and hosed it all.
None of the above is likely to change.


Here's Max and the Train.


Gap to leader

Lap time in seconds
Red dot = overtake while they were pitting, Blue dot = overtake on track

Long story short, Max was never close enough to go for big time overtakes on other drivers other than Hulkenburg - who had a bit of pace himself - and Sainz, who had a garbageman day. His Hypers lasted a lot longer than I think anyone would've predicted, but even then we're talking maybe 30 seconds of total advantage on the dominant chassis which was already noted pre-race to be treating it's tires supremely well, which ground to a halt behind Hulkenburg and required imaginative use of track widths to get past sainz. By the time Max catches the Finntrain it's so big that he's got no chance of getting through it at Monaco, but his laptimes have already started completely disintegrating.

Let's go into the Hypothetical, Seb switches to the Hypers and gets Max's 12 laps of burst. If he comes in in lap 64, to maximise his burst (2 laps of warm up, 12 laps of balls to the wall) he comes out of the pits behind the finntrain and has to get through 6 drivers, including two Mercedes, to get back to a position to attack Ricciardo. Lets uhh... let's scrap that.
Let's say lap 54 then - there's a 28 second gap back to Ocon, let's say Vettel puts in a Superman-esque in-lap and comes out 2 seconds in front of Ocon. He still has to get by his main championship rival's teammate, his main championship rival and then hope there's enough left in the tires, the battery and the fuel tank to get him by Ricciardo, whose performance in Austria last year leaves no doubt that he's handy driving defensively.
Let's take this away from Monaco, even at Silverstone I don't see him making that stick. And it's not because Monaco is a procession, it's because the tires aren't 4-5s a lap for 10 laps quicker, they're 4s a lap quicker for 1 lap, then degrading so that by lap 10 you're maybe 1/2 a second quicker, maybe. New tires might get you 25-30 seconds, but they're gonna cost you at least 25 seconds and if something goes wrong you're hosed. By driving so slowly, Dan actually (probably inadvertently) took the extra stop off the table because it meant Seb didn't have a window to fall back into and ultimately that works on any circuit where you have the absolute dominance in the bendy bits the way Dan had.

Forgot to say, the reason pitting for Hypers at 54 was a huge gamble had to do with the fact that you're pushing them past the 20 lap recommended run time; sure there's less fuel and more rubber on track, but in theory you're still gambling on either getting a huge gap or a safety car to bring it into the genuinely safe zone. Hulkenburg and Verstappen disproved this, but if you're Ferrari you'd have to be seriously wondering if it's worth it.



Did you get any of that, or are you a big dumb baby?

All graphs pulled from here.

DoctorGonzo posted:

turn your monitor

The Kimoa Kid posted:

I have never crashed a car.

Minto Took posted:

Crofty talks over driver radios and its really loving obnoxious.

Other than that, I don't mind him and Brundle.

runoverbobby posted:

Next to Lewis it should say GBR UND NIR discuss

DoctorGonzo posted:

dont sign youre posts