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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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chitoryu12 posted:

From Reddit:

TIFU by not closing my mouth while walking.

I wonder if he likes jazz.

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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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dee eight posted:

I recall peeling a slab of grasshopper jerky off of a lens of my glasses and thinking 'gently caress, I'm glad I didn't catch that one on my hide.'

Why would you be riding a motorcycle rear end-first? And without pants?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Isn't that the new Spiderman?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Data Graham posted:

Na he's the BENIS :-DDDDDDDDD guy

Am I supposed to know what the gently caress that means?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Allie Goertz said way back in 2017: "I can’t imagine who is more scared in a post-Weinstein world than a famous director’s son"

Seems being a legendary director and helicopter parent can delay your #MeToo crimes for at least a year and a half and a few writing credits before it starts doing damage.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Schubalts posted:

Who the gently caress thought a Pepe Le Pew movie would go over well in this day and age? His entire thing is being a serial sexual harasser and assaulter. He's one of the most problematic characters in Looney Toons. :psyduck:

And to think, twenty years ago it was all about Speedy Gonzalez being a racist stereotype.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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MisterOblivious posted:

His used to melt down on Reddit whenever people would bring up his dad killing a bunch of people. It was pretty great. He'd also try and defend his work there and on 4 Chan when people criticized it. Seems like he was pretty easy to bait.

EDIT: How the gently caress do I embed a tweet? I copied and pasted from the Embed link on Twitter and it just pastes all that instead of actually doing it. I know I'm an idiot.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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MisterOblivious posted:

His used to melt down on Reddit whenever people would bring up his dad killing a bunch of people. It was pretty great. He'd also try and defend his work there and on 4 Chan when people criticized it. Seems like he was pretty easy to bait.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Lax Mantis was lovely to me when I met him at 9 and was lovely again to me on here when I was 29. I just know that if he ever pulled that “don’t you know who my dad is” poo poo on me my response would’ve been “Yes, he is why I, as a child actor, was protected by child labor laws”</p>— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) <a href="https://twitter.com/MaraWilson/status/1141058428900536320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 18, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

https://twitter.com/MaraWilson/status/1141058428900536320

bitterandtwisted posted:

Just paste the link to the tweet. It doesn't show as embedded in the preview, but it will in the post

Thanks!

EDIT: LIAR

EDIT: Never mind, thanks again!

Pope Corky the IX has a new favorite as of 15:33 on Jun 19, 2019

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Never forget

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Something similar happened to me when I was thirteen years old so I have to explain the insane scar zig-zagging across my dick from time to time.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

"Safe? Of course this is safe, I'm wearing a helmet and a fluoro vest!!"

https://i.imgur.com/uNT9Pvt.mp4

There are easier ways to kill your girlfriend.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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What about the Ninja Turtles, rear end in a top hat?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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SiKboy posted:

Show me some TMJT and I'll concede the point!

Just because it's not in their loving name doesn't mean they don't know how to do it. Your name isn't Incontinent Bozo.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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SiKboy posted:

Everything they are or can do is either in their name (eg ninja) or the cartoon theme song (eg being a party dude). If they knew judo they'd be the TMMMAT.. And they frankly arent even masters at ninjitsu, they all have brown belts.

Pizza is not mentioned in either the name or the song.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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SiKboy posted:

That is a fair point, and one I was really hoping you wouldnt notice. But I'm pretty sure they ate pizza in the opening credits, which is effectively the music video of the song, so I'm going to count it.

And what kind of authority are you, Mr. Bozo?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Li'l Motherfucker popped right back up after being taken down by someone literally twice his size to continue his rant against women. There's no loving way he doesn't get arrested waiting for one of those employees after they finish their shift.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Couldn't the owner of Bagel Boss now sue him because he's making money off of calling himself Chris "Bagel Boss" Morgan and selling t-shirts with "Bagel Boss" on them?

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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Schubalts posted:

Two content tags, so you could entirely exclude them from your search results and browsing.

The actual categories were also excludable by clicking their icon above the search box. I wish poo poo like pornhub had search engines that worked that well.

This is about the time you should realize that you need to stop posting for about a month or so until everyone forgets about this.

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