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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


This is good.

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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Oh and ouch lol. I can only imagine what their legs looked like after that.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


I’m sure someone pointed this out already but their stock photo series is hilarious in so many ways. It tells quite the story.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


This is amazing.

I am guessing that the bucket was stuck and wouldn’t lower so this is what they came up with.

The buckets do have a release though that will lower them if there is a malfunction though.

It’s really the best possible outcome for us all.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


This is a terrible gif because it spoils the ending when you first load the page.

Edit: or GDI maybe it doesn’t. I dunno maybe it’s the awful app.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


I really want to know how long it lasted before that happened.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Picnic Princess posted:

Ive said it before and I'll say it again, YouTube needs to shut down comments for good.

Yeah but what about community engagement??

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

oh dope posted:

I thought it was Waffle House

Yeah pretty sure it’s Waffle House which makes it the most hilarious.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


How did they get a video of how my 2019 has started?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

NoneMoreNegative posted:

how many times can one man eat poo poo and not do himself an internal injury? the answer may surprise you

https://twitter.com/YouHadOneJ0B/status/1108945749801226241

How can you not love this?

Holey poo poo!

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Holy poo poo this was amazing.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Lagomorphic posted:

I used to work midnights at a convenience store and had a customer who would come in once a week and buy like 16 of the four liter milk jugs. It was baffling until I eventually heard that they just owned a coffee shop. Sometimes the mystery is better than the answer I guess.

But then aren’t they way over paying for the milk?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Ok well fair enough then! I just figured a convenience store would probably charge more.

Now I know!

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


This is amazing.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Queen Combat posted:

If you know about the mumsnet thing, this is huge and pretty much pure schad. I love it.

Yeah I don’t either can someone fill us in? Also this looks like this is from GB and they have some pretty crazy laws about talkin poo poo online lol.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Oh my god that is so good. A++

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Dumb Lowtax posted:

A couple of those are worth a chuckle but the overall pile-on effect is enormously lovely of them to do considering that height disadvantaged / little people use the internet too, who did not commit that particular guy's crimes they deem worthy of so much dehumanization and emasculation at once, who did nothing wrong besides being stuck with that for life, and a non-zero amount will see this going viral

It’s coming from inside the thread.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

U-DO Burger posted:

and then they lost lmaoooooo

Hahaha this is good.

Oh no someone is insulting us! Hahaha

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Jippa posted:

I think it's a legit club by the look of it but yeah it's a hoax, I was fooled.

Still funny though.

Football is serious business.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Away all Goats posted:

"What are you gonna do, lay MORE charges on me?"
https://twitter.com/enews/status/1116061845956321280

Ha! Yes yes yes.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

canyoneer posted:

Why can't you just let people enjoy the little things?

Don’t mind him he just has a short fuse.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Ha ha!

Seriously auto pilot is not ready for prime time lol.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Feonir posted:

It's long but a fun ride the whole way down.



lol I would like to thank this post for my first red text of my SA posting career.

Thanks friend!

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Ariong posted:

I’ve always thought you had to have really poor impulse control to buy someone red text because they made you mad. You know, a real short fuse.

EDIT: For real though, I would get it if the guy in the picture had dwarfism or brittle bone disease or something. He doesn’t though. He’s just short.

Lol I mean yeah I wouldn’t make fun of someone for that.

The red text is funny though. Is there a way to link it to that post?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Malachite_Dragon posted:

You'd have to re-buy it the same, but I think adding URL tags to it would make it blue instead of red. Maybe just put them around 'short poor people'?

Ok excellent! I’ll do that. More money for the lowtax fund!

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


That is simply amazing.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/aZiub4X

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Tarantula posted:

Some street fight knockouts, just wish people knew how to hold a dam camera.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBea3QeNle8

Holy gently caress these are brutal....

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Tarantula posted:

Yea it's this, they are rebooting their brain still.
e: Have this one then, guy literally asking for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cahTXOrRDK8

This is excellllllent.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Was not expecting that holy poo poo lol

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


All of these are excellent.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


This is what you get when you have one as a pet.


New fast and furious movie props looking good.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Faustian Bargain posted:

Can’t copy meme images to paste to my wife, 0 stars.

It’s a bug with the app that should be fixed next release.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Double Punctuation posted:

There is a real need for ambulances to be on standby for arenas and conventions. With 10,000+ people in one building, accidents will happen, no matter how safe the building is.

They do that already though?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Another thread dug up some really prime shcad if you click through to this:


ITT lots of overconfident reddit posters documenting their sudden shock when a small sapphire company they went all-in investing in, because it was supposedly going to be the new supplier of all iPhone screens, was abruptly passed on by Apple and went bankrupt immediately.

Some of the posters had invested 100% of their parents' / childrens' savings into this stock, without telling them about the extent of it so they "wouldn't freak out" before the business deal's big surge happened.

Haha this is excellent

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Holy poo poo lol!

Also I love me some stock shad it’s just as good as the bitcoin stuff.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Holy poo poo this is so good.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Tree Bucket posted:

...so what would happen if your foot got caught like that?

You dead.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Why on earth would something with what looks like a fuse be suspicious??

:thunk:

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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

America’s funniest home videos now in gif form.

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