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Karate Bastard posted:Don't go biting no whales while diving though Don't kinkshame your mom
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Mar 14, 2018 02:52
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Sarcopenia posted:I don't get it. "Some motherfuckers always tryin'a ice-skate uphill."
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Mar 18, 2018 15:09
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Oh loving boy another of these derails! I'll get the popcorn
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Mar 20, 2018 14:16
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Stupid people gonna stupid regardless of circumstances.
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Mar 20, 2018 14:34
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Her robots intentionally do that poo poo, and it is hilarious.
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Mar 22, 2018 06:10
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Mar 23, 2018 15:25
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spog posted:Roughly the same as the current US presidency. This is also how I meant mine, though I did an absolutely terrible job of wording it.
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Mar 23, 2018 15:46
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Intoluene posted:It's also outright a performance and character. "Haha, jokes on them, I'm only pretending to be an rear end in a top hat idiot hellfucker!" doesn't really make it any better.
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Mar 25, 2018 00:25
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Hnnnngh, that's the stuff
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Mar 25, 2018 02:07
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Just because it's technically legal doesn't mean you aren't still an rear end in a top hat for doing it 
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Mar 25, 2018 04:43
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Basically (I'm not a sports person but this is how I interpreted it) they were virtually guaranteed to win anyway at the end of the game, that's not what pissed people off. What pissed them off was not even giving them the snowball's chance by doing the underhand thing.
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Mar 25, 2018 06:00
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Ah, the old "if other people cheat they're scum but if we do it, it's cool and good"
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Mar 25, 2018 12:30
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I recall much rejoicing when he got the boot
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Mar 25, 2018 13:03
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ilmucche posted:Props to him for following his insane idea through and not dying I guess. Don't think it helped him prove the world is flat though. I still think he's goddamn crazy, but he actually did what he set out to do. He did, in fact, launch a rocket. I can respect that.
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Mar 26, 2018 04:45
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"Look at that. The perfect predator. Ancient. Majestic." -Pan back- "...And then there's this rear end in a top hat..."
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Mar 26, 2018 14:33
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Yes, to escape the consequences of being a rapist.
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Mar 29, 2018 04:23
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"911, what is your emerge-" "WHAT THE gently caress." "Sir, I need you to-" "WHAT THE gently caress." "Please tell me what-" "WHAT THE gently caress."
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Mar 31, 2018 05:29
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Those who can't be assed to change their settings in the app deserve to have their data hosed. Post on, Randaconda, post on.
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Apr 2, 2018 13:04
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The tiger is autistic 
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Apr 9, 2018 11:18
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Ak Gara posted:You're thinking of Ligers. That's Liger-Downs, not autism 
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Apr 9, 2018 11:48
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That and "Tiger's got the 'Tism" scans better
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Apr 10, 2018 06:41
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If this is what it takes to get trump to shut the gently caress up even momentarily, more FBI raids!
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Apr 11, 2018 22:17
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Look, we do things our way because something something mumble mumble COMMIE SOCIALISM BETTER DEAD THAN RED Or: Reaganomics is and always was bullshit of the highest order, and all the old fucks in charge who are mentally trapped in the 50s still haven't died off yet.
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Apr 12, 2018 10:55
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The sudden outpouring of fluid is rage-saliva from the driver desiring to tear off the head and poo poo down the neck of that stupid, stupid, stupid motherfucker.
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Apr 12, 2018 11:41
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AlmightyBob posted:The cop sure seems invested in saying having nazi poo poo doesn't make you a nazi eating only apples posted:And the pastor! "People are describing him as a bomb-maker, he was not a bomb-maker."
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Apr 14, 2018 22:21
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Re: alcohol: I don't drink because my father spent half a decade as a roaring rear end in a top hat who was constantly sloshed on as many handles of vodka as he could possibly get, and my sister very nearly went down the same rabbit hole. Both were forcibly sent to rehab. He has been sober for the better part of 5 years now, and she for 3. I'm still not going to start drinking. I don't have to justify my reasons for it to you. If it offends you that I won't drink  I don't give a drat. You can have my share. I do not want it.Ariong posted:The Master Race™ 
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Apr 19, 2018 01:36
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The dude was kind of an enormous rear end in a top hat.
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Apr 25, 2018 00:50
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I am summoned also I'm stealing "manatee dragon" for my inevitable parachute account because that mental image is goddamn hilarious. Yes, I am a security guard; our job is basically just to make sure the cops get called and then beat feet. It says in no less than 3 places in the handbook that we ain't cops, the badge ain't even tin, it's embroidered into the work shirts. My post is literally right next to the Sherrif's office, though, even my fat rear end could hoof it over there and get their attention, so my experience may not be the best one to base anything on.
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Apr 27, 2018 22:43
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ToxicSlurpee posted:What I've heard from security guards I've talked to is guards are mostly there to be eyes. Like you watch cameras and patrol and stuff. Sometimes you demand to see somebody's ID/company badge and tell people to leave if they shouldn't be there. A lot of the time you just sit in the box and be bored. Even so guards these days don't do much "guarding" beyond escorting people out or controlling the gate. DiggityDoink posted:Yeah, unless you're an armed guard, you're not expected to do poo poo. Also why the gently caress would you bother trying to stop a criminal unless it's your own personal business? That money isn't yours, you shouldn't give a gently caress what happens to it. I'm not an armed guard and have no intentions of becoming one; I'm strictly keeping eyes on, calling the cops, and making tracks.
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Apr 28, 2018 06:08
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Hey, at least Lowtax is honest about it  Unlike other sites pretending to secure your poo poo and then selling it immediately.
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May 3, 2018 23:25
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In this age of the DVD and Blu-ray, "Be Kind, Rewind" has been replaced by "Wipe It Off After Getting Off"
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May 5, 2018 07:47
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Hoooly poo poo. I feel terrible for laughing but god drat, that shibe's face.
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May 7, 2018 14:08
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All your favorite teams suck poo poo, in every sport, forever. There, can we move on now
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May 9, 2018 03:26
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TontoCorazon posted:Except for my team
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May 9, 2018 05:51
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If alternative medicine worked, it would just be called medicine. They're only slightly less dumb.
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May 12, 2018 07:04
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Garrand posted:The gently caress are you talking about, the truck is literally coming through the lines of the loving turn off lane. The bikes were already in the right lane. Nuevo posted:Uh, isn't riding bicycles on the freeway not only a loving terrible idea but explicitly illegal for that reason just about everywhere? dog nougat posted:Yes.
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May 13, 2018 03:33
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C.M. Kruger posted:Do anarchists not understand the concept of insurance? Anarchists fail to understand a lot of things.
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May 14, 2018 04:37
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So this is what being triggered feels like. Jesus loving christ 
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Stupid teens/young adults are the problem. If it wasn't the skateboard, they'd hurt themselves on something else instead.
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