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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Crossposting from the IoSM thread as I didn't know this one was back.

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Rainbow Six Siege recently implemented a new frontend for their banning of people being toxic, and outright said they're going to be taking it seriously.

People are getting banned for being toxic garbage and the salty tears are ocean sized.



Here's the entire thread if you want to read from the start: http://steamcommunity.com/app/359550/discussions/0/1698293255119549227/

And the hits are still coming: https://www.reddit.com/r/Rainbow6/comments/8314c2/permabanned_for_toxic_behavior_for_no_reason/dveeqax/?context=3&st=jekfpnw9&sh=621f61b7

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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/gPFxBjB.mp4

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





At first, I thought every witness was fleeing in terror that they might be held responsible.

It was so much better than that.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




I think she's wearing one of those tops with cloth hanging on the front which is the part that flops up. He might've just expected her to get pushed upward by the water like everyone else so he was waiting for the next person.

Or it could be both!

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Didn't Costco pull the same crap Walmart does, threatening to shut down stores or fire people if they dare think about unionizing?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/EcrVxxJ.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/s5s4CkK.mp4

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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




GrandpaPants posted:

His apology at least seems better than a lot of other people's (he doesn't use the "I'm sorry if you were offended" line, at least). Like this is kinda refreshingly honest (although who knows how sincere it is):


I legitimately hope this experience causes him to sincerely reflect on his choices in life (in jail) and change them. :shobon:

That being said, how does "mimicking firing a handgun" not elicit a harsher charge?

Fear-based information is a huge problem; you don't need other information to realize acting like this is a problem. It's like excusing historical figures for the way they acted; sure, everyone else acted like that at the time, that doesn't mean you're not a lovely person for doing it. Slavery and genocide don't change because it was 200 years ago.

Hopefully he does actually learn something and is sincere.

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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Minor freude: I love watching BMW drivers come to a stop at a turn lane, then not get a green arrow ever because they pulled past the white line entirely and the sensors don't know there is a car waiting.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




PetraCore posted:

That last one, oh god.

I think the bride ended up with a bloody nose in the first one. The second two are great examples of why you don't have the ceremony on a dock.

The last one could be fake.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




:stare: That started off as justified and quickly went into assault.

I don't care about some idiot with a broken leg throwing a fit and getting knocked out but Jesus.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...the-first-time/

Two dudes arrive at a Starbucks a few minutes early for a meeting. They're arrested within minutes and charged with trespassing. Police commissioner says his officers did everything right and nothing was wrong with the incident.

Now Starbucks will be closing all 8,000 stores in America for a day for racial sensitivity training, the police commissioner has apologized, and everyone involved but the two men are hopefully really embarrassed and shamed*.

*they won't be

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





It fails the "removes their shirt" test but absolutely passes the "should not be starting any fights with those noodle arms" test.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




I'm not a lawyer; assault is doing something with intent to maim or hurt or whatever, is intimidation the same thing but only when you imply or say you're going to, as long as you don't actually do it?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/yor42h1.mp4

EDIT: gently caress the rules, I'm posting snuff.

https://i.imgur.com/XIEsruj.mp4

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Is it against the rules to hope he dies in prison? He's old after all.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




I hate people that do the "fall down and make a giant god damned mess" videos, someone has to clean all that poo poo up. For a while there was a trend of people throwing milk cartons to the ground while filming and pretending they dropped them. One of them slipped in the milk and broke his jaw. A shame it was only one.

No, I didn't spend ten years in retail cleaning up other people's messes, why do you ask?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Agent355 posted:

tl:dr the motorcyclist was trying to return the guy's phone which he saw on the side of the road or something.



How did you AND the video get two easily noticed things completely wrong?

Edit: I see now. The video starts with a wallet while using a thumbnail of the phone on the car.

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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




sunken fleet posted:

The real question is who the gently caress leaves both their wallet and their phone on top of their car?

Self important douchebags that give the finger to and dismissively wave off someone trying to tell them something.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/GFNpZE6.mp4

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





That's a very impressive shatter.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





Most of these people probably drive. :shepicide:

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Knee posted:

People Being Idiots video. Covers just about every fail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiOCqyCvUO0

Never seen the one of the guy pissing himself up and out of his pants while being arrested at 2:59. Impressive and hilarious.

Can someone explain the batman one at 3:23? Wtf was the guy chewing on or something that caused him to go up in flames?

He tears a plastic lighter in half with his teeth.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Are Odinists an actual thing now, and does Odin really give a poo poo about gay people or mixed relationships?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Loki sounds like he knows how to properly party.

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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'm really glad my own personal Everest isn't Everest. I can't even contemplate attempting it, climbing Everest would be my super Everest.

What would you like to mount, then?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/Mfwt44u.mp4

I don't know what they're trying to do but I understand the response.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




I was hoping the tire would just blow out out or slowly deflate while we're watching. I wouldn't trust a full size ultra truck to handle dumping a boulder in the back, much less that tiny thing.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




WoodrowSkillson posted:

when i was a teenager i worked at a garden center, and people with trucks would always ask us to just put whole pallets of retaining wall bricks in the bed, and then get mad when we would refuse to do so. people are goddamn idiots.

We had waivers for the customer to sign, when I worked at a similar place. Had quite a few signed, including a truck similar to that one but older. Entire pallet of bricks of some kind. Pretty sure if they hit a bump of any kind, everything would have collapsed.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




They're raised letters, you just run your fingers over them. :confused:

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




I didn't know Swifty drivers delivered gas.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Dragonstoned posted:

because everything else on this forum is SO sensible

GBS is over that way if you want to keep throwing a tantrum.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




MizPiz posted:

Wikileaks finally does something good that pissed off their CHUD fans

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/1009961738249424897?s=19

Already gone.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





The blatant lies are astounding, if you watch any of her press meetings where she insults the reporters.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




The_Hatt posted:

They're doing a spinoff show that has all the cast save for Rosanne herself, and it's strongly implied that they're killing her off offscreen. That's just delicious.

Just retcon the last season or episode or whatever where Rosanne reveals that Dan died. Now it's actually Roseanne that died and her lovely ghost told a lame season long story and then left forever.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/XrmaYoF.mp4

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




William Henry Harrison did alright, probably.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Does anyone remember m0E, that streamer that said he was going to reduce his use of "human being" because it could affect his income?

He's been permanently banned from Twitch.




I N D E F I N I T E

https://streamable.com/6t3ok Here he is "discussing" his use of the word.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




I've seen differing reports. 30 days is still pretty huge for a "big" streamer.

Until he fucks up and gets banned again. Someone like that isn't going to change.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Solice Kirsk posted:

I didn't even know there was a curvy wife guy. What's his claim to fame?

He likes his large size wife and thinks this makes him a very progressive and popular person.

He and his wife are also transphobic and racist.

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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Malachite_Dragon posted:

I'm behind the times, what the gently caress is a milkshake duck

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/741904787361300481?s=19

Edit: Hey. gently caress you.

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