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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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None of the people in this video died but I think a few of them had the knowledge of how to do maths or tie their shoes knocked out of their brainmeats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LPBIfPqjl0

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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It was a fuckin' dumb idea to try that but I've gotta give the guy props for going oldskool Evel Knievel style with a heavy rear end road bike instead of the wispy little dirtbikes that stunt crews like Nitro Circus tend to use these days

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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muscles like this! posted:

The confusing parts are the ones where people light things/themselves on fire and then instantly freak out.

I imagine it was something like:
"Are you sure you want to set yourself on fire, dude? It really hurts a lot. A LOT."
"Hey no it's cool, I have a REALLY high pain threshold so I can take it.
Narrator: He couldn't take it.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Odddzy posted:

How the hell did he manage that? I thought not releasing could kill you if not done after a while.

I'm going to guess that he was stealth making GBS threads, smuggling it out of his cell and discretely depositing it in random places like he was digging a tunnel in The Great Escape.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR75z-9PzGY&t=12s

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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I love it when the so-called supremacists are exposed as the trashiest, most inbred hillbilly fuckers possible. :allears:

[whereisyourchin.jpg]

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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I'm def going to need the video for this one, wanna hear that dumbass squealing like a pig

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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There's a handful of favourites in this compilation but most of them were new to me and there's some absolute corkers in there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO2bPjsVQlY

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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drat, that's the strongest electric fan I've ever seen :ohdear:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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I'm pretty sure that guy is just an idiot who doesn't know how to use the equipment properly

Edit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1932GYM92w

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Reported for breaking the thread's golden rule

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMwuHJve-10&t=12s

Edit: thumbnail is unrelated to video, it's mostly towtruck drivers fuckin' up real bad

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Some good vids in this collection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqh9QJT2H9g

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Takes No Damage posted:

This one looked pretty drat slick to me



Yeah I don't know why those guys were included in the compilation, they were doing a pretty efficient and effective job with the materials they had available.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Zipperelli. posted:

Is it just me, or does this particular type of schadenfreude only seem to affect affluent white people? I don't think I've ever seen a ramp video with either minorities or underprivileged (I'm sure they exist, but seem to be heavily underrepresented).

This compilation has a few
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KfeqziiYIw

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Randaconda posted:

[sheep assault]

I remember this clip and how brutal that second hit was going to be but it still made me wince :ohdear:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Dude finds a rat in his bathroom, brings his cat in there to help catch it

https://i.imgur.com/O7SZFR8.gifv

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

But it got funny again when she tased (ok stun gunned) him in the face

I'm pretty sure she was the first employee to get in the fight as well, the other guys who beat the poo poo out of him and stood on his neck were customers.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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There's a heck of a restaurant fight at 5:00 in this compilation with a power slam and chairs and plates being thrown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjJ9yXhtcQs

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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oh dope posted:

Wait did he go to the kitchen and get a giant knife? Noice. Knoife.

Well after you tenderize a turkey and plate it up you have to carve it.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Boxers are total cowards

https://i.imgur.com/HVySspr.mp4

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

australians tend to ascribe more lofty ideals to themselves than they actually exhibit

Australia has massive self esteem issues as a nation and a lot of the time when they ascribe to lofty ideals it's because they're massively over-compensating. It's no accident that the Australian politicians and radio shock jocks who go on and on and on about "Australian values" like 'mateship' and 'a fair go' all the time are usually absolute cunts of human beings.

(Source: I was born and raised in Australia and THE BLOOD OF ANZACS runs through my veins and holy poo poo this country is embarrassing at times)

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Malachite_Dragon posted:

I recall much rejoicing when he got the boot

He didn't leave politics like most ex-Prime Ministers did, he just slunk off to the back bench and promised to be a good boy and not do any "wrecking, undermining or sniping" on the guy who took over as Prime Minister. Of course ever since then he's undermined the new PM fairly regularly because he's a oval office and he just can't help it, and thanks to backroom politics the new PM can't just boot him out completely.

The real kicker is that the new guy managed to get Abbott removed from the leadership because there'd been 30 polls in a row where the voters rated him lower than the opposition leader, and now the new PM has just had his 29th poll in a row where he was rated lower than the opposition leader so of course Abbott is making noises about having another leadership challenge.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Sharks scaring the absolute gently caress out of divers:
https://i.imgur.com/KLLth4C.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/ICp7cFc.mp4

Coucho Marx posted:

He played a shot and his leg cramped up on the follow-through, making him scream, spin around, and topple over. The people laughing included the umpires and his own team.

it's supposed to be funny because hurt man fall down make silly sound

It was a real life Wilhelm Scream, it was awesome. :haw:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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https://i.imgur.com/miqj307.mp4

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Bike wheels aren't designed to take much a lot of force from the side so when the front wheel turned perpendicular and he went up on the handlebar and put his entire weight on it the wheel went FLOOMP

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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New skateboarding Hall Of Meat fuckups compilation! If the sound of skulls ricocheting off concrete disturbs you then you might want to give it a miss ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkhOsn4xC-o

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Karate Bastard posted:

Microfreude: When I go check my bookmarked threads and you made the last post in one of them it says Killed by: Snowglobe of Doo. That makes me happy :)

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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I love videos of idiots with basbeball bats getting a sudden lesson on Newton's third law. Here's an equal and opposite reaction upside your face!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVsyTxSPs-g

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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I saw a great one today where a guy is so sensitive that just saying the words "smelly dog poo poo" to him makes him puke, which of course is exactly what his friends do over and over and over:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2L3XL8MZHM&t=48s
(The rest of the video is mostly dumb cringe poo poo)

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Fart of Presto posted:

Use "timg" instead of "img" tags around the pictures?

That doesn't work on gifv or mp4 files

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Remember Zach Holmes, the rear end in a top hat behind firecracker vest? Guess who broke their leg while skateboarding.

:nms::nws: https://www.instagram.com/p/BVpZNd6AsUy/?hl=en

gently caress, he obliterated that leg, that bone was pulverized. Although given his size and all the dumb poo poo he does I'm amazed it doesn't happen to him 5 times a year.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Judging from this video a dislocated knee is all fun and games so I don't know what people are complaining about

https://i.imgur.com/Zhz5M1N.mp4

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Easter Bunnies are fuckin' terrifying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEP4Lb5BF2k

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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The aftermath of that was great: "This is Matt's tooth. I'm going to bring it back to him."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kOkIWcgAtU

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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If you enjoy the colorful language in the Aussie dashcam compilations then you might also enjoy the Scottish equivalent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELTQukaPSGU&t=2s

Warning: may include the word oval office

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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TOOT TOOT COMING THR~**scrunch**

https://i.imgur.com/vpCq3KN.gifv

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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orange sky posted:

E: :nws:

Watch this, like, right now, til the end

Or skip to the middle for the best part

https://youtu.be/sniMe_C9hF0

Yeah that entire show is like that. The idea behind it seems to be that friends who have :siren:massive unresolved issues:siren: between themselves agree to design tattoos for each other and they only find out how badly their 'friend' has screwed them over after the tattoo has been completed.
:nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJeJoRzIC6A
I have no idea how real it all is but :shrug:

Another good show for tattoo schadenfreude is Tattoo Nightmares but at least the format here is that people are getting their embarrassing tattoos fixed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o45pdPS-DOs
Once again, I have no idea how real it all is but it's pretty funny.

Then there's this blog that translates those cool tattoos that people get when they're on holiday in some part of Asia and they ask for 'peace' or 'tranquility' in the local language but get something completely different: http://hanzismatter.blogspot.com.au/

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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King of Foolians posted:

A bunch of these are terrible and worthy of these people getting mad but personally I liked the gorilla one.

It was especially weird that she got so upset when this was the tattoo that she picked for the other person:


Apparently the gorilla tattoo was an injoke about how she's not very good at personal grooming and bodyhair removal


Edit:
https://i.imgur.com/J2Pekie.mp4

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 15:49 on Apr 4, 2018

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Cruise ship fisticuffs is my new jam. Drunk elderly people feebly swatting each at each other until crew members separate them, it's great. :haw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrWX9AESJR0

There should be a bunch more in the 'related videos' at the end.

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