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Okay here's mine: you buy an army suit and shave your head and glue a bunch of badges to your breast so it looks like you're really great at war. Go around bars and look for attractive women. If you find one, walk up to them and say "hello, I'm a Army War Commander, I protect this country with honor and vigilance. Respect our troops and have sex with me." Then she'll be legally required to do some sex with you and marry you and have a baby. Okay then tell her "lady I'm sorry but there's another war and I have to go beat it easily with my skills and tactics." Then salute her and leave and drive to another state. Go to another bar and repeat the procedure. Keep doing it until you've had babies in 50 states. Congratulations, you now have an incredible amount of deductibles for your taxes, and you have deceived ultimately a poo poo ton of women. PS: there are no flaws in my plan so don't bother trying to point out any
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Become an alcoholic but convince your family that you have a chronic illness so whenever you're puking and/or hung over they just think you're having an episode of your totally real sickness.
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Being married and saying you're happy
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Mar 10, 2018 02:32
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That there is ethical consumption under capitalism
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Mar 10, 2018 02:35
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that piss IS NOT stored inside the balls 
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star scream
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Promises of custom spaceships.
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Lowtax posted:Okay here's mine: you buy an army suit and shave your head and glue a bunch of badges to your breast so it looks like you're really great at war. Go around bars and look for attractive women. If you find one, walk up to them and say "hello, I'm a Army War Commander, I protect this country with honor and vigilance. Respect our troops and have sex with me." Then she'll be legally required to do some sex with you and marry you and have a baby. Okay then tell her "lady I'm sorry but there's another war and I have to go beat it easily with my skills and tactics." Then salute her and leave and drive to another state. I have a similar strategy but replace Army with Navy so they don't question my housebo*AHEM*patrol boat. Of course its a real Naval vessel baby, the guns are hidden as this is a new clitoral combat stealth ship!
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I'm going to start putting people on probation for these unfunny one line replies, come on people, either get creative or scram!!!!!
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Mar 10, 2018 02:39
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When I tell people I don’t live in my parents basement and that I actually have a fancy degree and am a successful business person
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Grow a full mustache/beard then shave the left side of the mustache and the right side of the beard You will appear as two completely different people from each side
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one way mirrors
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Mar 10, 2018 03:11
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i got three words for you op: imitation. crab. meat. 
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Squirt is just pee, it's hosed up and made me cum but it was all a lie
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Mar 10, 2018 03:14
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Lying about your age to younger women so you can sleep with them
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Mar 10, 2018 03:14
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Uncle Enzo posted:That there is ethical consumption under capitalism 
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Lying about your age to younger women so you can sleep with them they get really pissed when they find out im not middle aged im just a fat bald late 20s guy
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Eh nevermind
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