i'm afraid of the dark souls boss in the cupboard of my kitchen

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bird.

the only thing in the world i want is to get the bag of lays potato chips but i'm hungover and i don't think my reaction toimes are going to suffice for this challenge, ugh what do i do

# ? Mar 10, 2018 19:49

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 03:37

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

Is it the boss under the sink? If so, here�s a tip: for its main attack it sprays bleach all over you which poisons you. If you defeat the boss under the stairs, it drops �rubber gloves� and the boss in the bottom drawer in your bedroom drops �old t-shirt� and �old jeans�. Both of which have high poison resist.

# ? Mar 10, 2018 20:25

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

I left a hint

the chips are delicious

# ? Mar 10, 2018 20:41

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

Also, if �your husband/wife� appeared as a black phantom while you were drunk the night before and you defeated them, you can summon them to help with this fight.

# ? Mar 10, 2018 20:42

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Please do not get drunk and realm invade spouses.

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# ? Mar 10, 2018 20:46

Farecoal: There he go

i transposed the soul from the boss in my garden and got The Bong of Want

# ? Mar 10, 2018 21:58

bird.

it looks like a regular can of Van CAmp's pork and beans but as soon as you get n ear it the lids pop off and become it's hands like two giant saw blades and there's bean tentacles everywhere

# ? Mar 11, 2018 00:03

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

BrownianMotion posted:

it looks like a regular can of Van CAmp's pork and beans but as soon as you get n ear it the lids pop off and become it's hands like two giant saw blades and there's bean tentacles everywhere

Oh, that's an easy one. Just go here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3848203

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 00:10

bird.

Me: "here are the souls of the nachos I demolished last night"

Lawn gnome:

Me: "please upgrade my frying pan!"

# ? Mar 11, 2018 00:13

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

why won't ornstein and smough let me get my mail, i just want my nintendo power but they smash me up when i go outside

# ? Mar 11, 2018 00:51

Farecoal: There he go

BrownianMotion posted:

Me: "here are the souls of the nachos I demolished last night"

Lawn gnome:

Me: "please upgrade my frying pan!"

# ? Mar 11, 2018 01:21

Farecoal: There he go

me, lighting my joint: "flame, dear flame"

# ? Mar 11, 2018 01:22

Chasterson: by Nyc_Tattoo

op chug some estus

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# ? Mar 11, 2018 01:43

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Sonic the Hedgehog is guarding the oven, my onion rings are ready, dammit

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# ? Mar 11, 2018 02:56

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

opened up the cupboard under the sink to get a new sponge but I�m blocked by a wall of fog :/

Tell me more!
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 06:25

vanisher

How the heck does a chip monster take half my life with one blow anyway.

*some stupid doctor starts talking about the food groups and exercise*

# ? Mar 13, 2018 13:33

vanisher

Starman Super DX posted:

opened up the cupboard under the sink to get a new sponge but I’m blocked by a wall of fog :/

lol if you're running a sponge build. The dex caps make the later fights impossible.

# ? Mar 13, 2018 13:36

Koishi Komeiji

git food

# ? Mar 13, 2018 16:57

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

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Koishi Komeiji posted:

git food

# ? Mar 14, 2018 01:15

Macnult

trying to make breakfast but some guy with a teal mustache is shaking their head and punching the air in front of me

# ? Mar 15, 2018 16:06

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

sorry to spoil the experience but don't open the left door to the cupboard... it's a mimic. really poor kitchen design if you ask me, but i could just be bitter because i always open start with that door.

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# ? Mar 15, 2018 21:43

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

crunchy peanut butter of chaos is one of my favorite bosses in all of gaming, tbh. the opening cutscene where you think it's creamy but SURPRISE NOPE THOSE ARE PEANUT CHUNKS... undeniable proof that gaming is truly an art form.

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# ? Mar 15, 2018 21:46

wearing a lampshade

opened up my cupboard to an empty spice rack and this shaker of truffle salt telling me "the paprika is in another cupboard"

# ? Mar 15, 2018 23:24

Baller Ina: :whattheeucharist:

BrownianMotion posted:

it looks like a regular can of Van CAmp's pork and beans but as soon as you get n ear it the lids pop off and become it's hands like two giant saw blades and there's bean tentacles everywhere

man up and claim those pork souls

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 03:37

the unabonger

I was hoping to get some peanut butter pretzels out the cupboard but I didn't pass the skill check so now I have to eat the crumbs off the couch

# ? Mar 20, 2018 05:21

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